Microfig battle

[Lego_scout]

But what would it teach? That midgets get very angry? Or that size 0 things can't hurt each other unless through hroic feats?

[Warhead]

I thought it taught that my future and as yet not existing grandchild is not to be messed with.

[Lt. Krus]

But what would it teach?

What not to do.

[Legonater]

You shouldn't have made both guys blue.

[Keldoclock]

You shouldn't have made both guys blue.

It's almost a year old.

[sjosten]

It was short, and Stubby's right about the captions. That's really all I have to say.

[Skyian Leader]

meh, I've seen worse reports.
but I've also seen better.
stubby defenatly made it 300% better.

But the moral of this battle report is: stick to the normal minifig scale

[Natalya]

Nah, it just needs some better captions.

TURN 0: MicroWarhead and MicroApollyon realize that microfigs have been left out of every BrikWars battle since the dawn of time. THEY ARE SO ENRAGED THAT REALITY ITSELF BECOMES BLURRY


TURN 1: The microfigs charge at each other, but they have no arms or weapons and can't even do crash damage because they're size 0. Once again their rage enblurifies. FFFUUUUUU-


TURN 2: MicroApollyon uses a Rage Feat to turn into an industrial-strength killing machine. But the Feat fails, and so he turns into a Micro Burger Joint instead (causing old-timers like Tzan to make "where's the beef?" jokes that no one else gets). MicroWarhead uses a Flaming MicroSkull Feat to blow up the burger joint - success! MicroSuccess! (Even in death, MicroApollyon's dying rage causes slight reality blurrage.)


THE MICROEND. Micro-victory: MicroWarhead.