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Harpoon Jones

Postby stubby » Tue May 18, 2010 5:17 pm

You have to scroll through a whole lot of /tg/ static to read the story, but here's the tale of Harpoon Jones:

Part 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9855776
Part 2: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9878921
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Postby Massam » Tue May 18, 2010 5:39 pm

My god....it is beautiful.
I salute you, Harpoon Jones.
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Postby IVhorseman » Tue May 18, 2010 6:37 pm

HERO OF THE DEEP
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Postby Warhead » Tue May 18, 2010 11:05 pm

Harpoon Jones, Hero Of The Deep. He shall live again. 8)
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Postby Tuefish » Wed May 19, 2010 2:44 am

Harpoon Jones. Hero of the deep.
Nevar forget.
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Postby Tuefish » Wed May 19, 2010 2:59 am

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Postby Warhead » Wed May 19, 2010 4:15 am

It's a bit blurred but it was underwater.

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HARPOON JONES
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Postby Elmagnifico » Wed May 19, 2010 5:39 am

now THAT was E-to the-P-to the-I-to the-C.

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Postby IVhorseman » Wed May 19, 2010 9:06 am

Why isn't this mainpaged?
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Postby Moronstudios » Wed May 19, 2010 9:29 am

This was purely amazing. Harpoon Jones is most likely the greatest of all heros in the deep. Lived, and died, like a true badass.
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Postby stubby » Wed May 19, 2010 11:14 am

IVhorseman wrote:Why isn't this mainpaged?

I'm too lazy. If you want to write an article and links then I'll give you the byline.
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Postby Ogel96 » Wed May 19, 2010 3:07 pm

I think the only way to describe him is...



He is worthy of thade's empire.
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Postby Ross_Varn » Fri May 21, 2010 10:19 am

...YES.

Stubby, you HAVE to know that one dude who made the Star Wars animation. Get him on the line. Give him this story. IT MUST BE TOLD IN PLASTIC VIDEO. THE WORLD MUST KNOW.

Freaking.

Epic.
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Postby Scottsamn » Fri May 21, 2010 4:35 pm

May you rest well in the deep, Harpoon Jones. This minifig is worth a 42 gun salute.
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Postby Ross_Varn » Fri May 21, 2010 4:49 pm

Anonymous wrote:Well that just sounds fucking stupid. "HURR MINIS RULES BUT WE DO IT WEETH LEGO SO IT ARE AUTOMAGICAL WHIMSEY."

... it's like somebody was playing 40k, heard one neckbeard whine too many, knocked over the table, and declared a neckbeard versin of Calvinball to be in effect.

Clearly this is fucking genius and it has my full support. +1 bump and please carry on, gentlemen.


Post found in Part Two. This man seems to have a clear, unfettered view of our mental state, chaps...

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