piltogg wrote:Talk of raving penis hordes frighten space-sailors everywhere, causing entire civilizations to become peaceful and friendly.
Warhead wrote:They are weak stats wise due to being in the living realms where they find it hard to maintain their form. The Daemon Minions being living hosts have better stats and weapons. The OLD ONE can ignore all that as he was anchored to this plane of existence by his living minion followers.
Leonidus was always going to die, it is his fate. His name has been entered in the Book of Legend. Indeed right now in the VOL capital another Hero is being chosen to carry the title "Leonidus" and bring death to the enemies of the VOL peoples.
Also, for all those predicting Nuclear Armageddon... Gotcha!
RJ wrote:Wait? Do I get some sort of Anti-bonus to my luck because I'm peaches?
It seems I was always meant to die...
Varsaavius wrote:As the size of the explosion increases, the amount of social situations it can't resolve approaches zero.
++++++EGO TABLE OF BOASTING RIGHTS+++++++
The management reserve the right not to give a fuck if any of these stats prove to be inaccurate or just plane wrong. He doesn't care and offence will lead to cranky verbal abuse.
The Britannian League: TERMINATED - LRDOFBRIKS
KIA: 17 + 1 Maniac + 1 Hero
KILLS: 36 + 2 Heroes (The Daemon Prince Dragosani) and (The Undead Magi), 1 Creeper and 1 Stalker.
...and 1x Lesser Blood Daemon.
The Post Apoc Survivors MASSAM
KIA: 8 +1 Assault vehicle +1 Hero: mAd MaX sAm (Not dead but too wounded to fight)
You have Blitzen/Witchblade and 4 Survivors on Trikes
KILLS: 21 + 1 Champion (ZMJ), + 1 Rudolf Reindeer.
...and 1x Lesser Blood Daemon.
The Bitches KIEMASTER TERMINATED -
KIA: 17+ Hell'O'Kittah, +1 Hero and Crocodile
KILLS: 34 + 1 Creeper
KIA: 19 (+5 Lesser Blood Daemons) He has Cthulhu on his side for a while.
You have one Daemon Minion left
KILLS: 27 + 1 Champion, +1 Major Hero, + 1 Immortal Elite, +1 Recon Walker
OBJECTIVE: Computer Core
The Manly Men MASTERECABOB (Formerly 501st Cadians)
KIA: 15 + 1 Rudolf Reindeer killed.
(Only Manly Santa and three Hoe, Hoe, Hoe's are Left). You didn't get to go this turn due to exploding.
The VOL: TUEFISH TERMINATED
KIA: 17 +1 Major Hero
KILLS: 59 + 1 Creeper, +1 Champion.
The Assyrians NATALYA
KIA: 22 (Lost Major Smith and his Jetbike)
Still Alive are: Mjr Natalya, 1 Minor Hero, 1 Assassin Droid, 1 Star Commando, 1 Personal Guard in a Heavy Walker, 1 Destroyer.
KILLS: 65 +1 Britannian Spearhead Class Battlecruiser, +1 Greater Daemon Champion, + 2 Creepers, +1 Recon Walker, + 1 Immortal Maniac, + 1 Hero, +1 Minor Hero
The Peach Pirates TERMINATED -SLOOPOFWAR, (formerly Birdman)
KIA: 21 + 1 Dropship, +1 Champion
Kills: 9 + 2 Immortal Elites (sort of dead), +1 Hero, +1 Battlewagon/Tank.
The Immortal Family TERMINATED - MAGIC SOAP
Kills: 37 + 1 Dropship.
Time Travelling Super Jews TERMINATED - CAPT ZIPPS (Formerly Elmagnifico)
KIA: 24 + 1 Champion
Kills: 18 + 1 Stalker and 1 Assyrian Major and Jetbike
The Deadly Spacemen Freddie
KIA: 6 + 2 Robots
Still Alive: BoB - Champion, SilvaDream - Minor Hero, 2 DSM, 1 DSM jnr, 2 Robots.
Kills: 7, +1 nifty spiff mobile
The Undead Deadly Spacemen ELMAGNIFICO
Still Alive: 1 Hero, 3 UDSM
Kills: 15 + I Hero +1 Immortal Maniac.
Peach Liberation Army RJ TERMINATED
KIA: 31 + 1 Champion, 2 Heros, 1 Minor Hero, 2 Recon Walkers
Kills: 1 + built a nifty spiff mobile.
KIA: nifty spiff mobile
Almighty Benny HIMSELF
Kills: A Legion of Blood Daemons, +1 Blood Daemon, Got High
Kills: 2 but he'll be the death of us all. + did a spot of tidying up.
Warhead HIMSELF TERMINATED
Kills: A few.
KIA: Fated never ever in over a year to EVER win a game. FFFffuuuu
Proto-Figs NPC TERMINATED
KIA: All of them
KILLS: Give Peace A Chance Bro... *stab* urgh!
NOW ACCEPTING ORDERS FOR TURN 12
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