Roll To Dodge: Barroom Brawl

http://www.youtube.com/user/naussica21 · Post by **naussica** » Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:20 am

Wake up and heal myself.

I hope Krus will use the FAK for something (I.E healing me!).

Post by **SnakeMittens** » Sun Oct 31, 2010 1:23 pm

Turn 29:

Ross Varn:
Dang, now it's a spork. I take the shapeshifting item and shift fattass over there a foot to the left to get at the crack. (6)
Ross Varn gets +1 HP!

Ross Varn picks up the Spork, then hurls neersighted across the cell, causing a loud *CRACK* to come from his head.

Warhead:
Fuck this shit, I'm using my cell phone out, who wants pizza? And whores... maybe some beer. (2)

Warhead doesn't have a phone.

naussica:
Wake up and heal myself. (1)

I hope Krus will use the FAK for something (I.E healing me!)

naussica dies.

Krus is finally BORED TO DEATH.

neersighted moans a bit, then turns over and goes back to sleep. He's drooling now.

*-----*

Warhead
HP: 4/11
Combat Damage: 1-2 (Fork)
Inventory: Fork, Wallet with 10 credits, Wet Pants, First Aid Kit
Bonuses: +5 MCD, +5 HP

neersighted
HP: 3/6
Combat Damage: 1 (Unarmed)
Inventory: Wallet with 10 Credits, Lint
Bonuses: N/A
UNCONSCIOUS

Ross Varn
HP: 6/7
Combat Damage: 1 (Unarmed)
Inventory: Wallet with 10 Credits, Bowl, Crackers, Spork
Bonuses: +1 MCD, +1 HP

*-----*

The following items are inside Cell 1:
naussica's Corpse (Wallet with 10 Credits)
Warhead
Krus's Corpse (Wallet with 11 credits, Swimsuit Calender, Damp Pants, First Aid Kit)

The following items are inside Cell 2:
neersighted
Ross Varn
Tray
Crack

There are TWO spots available!

Post by **RagnarokRose** » Sun Oct 31, 2010 1:55 pm

...dang. Sorry Naus.

Inspect Crack.

Post by **Warhead** » Sun Oct 31, 2010 6:22 pm

This is a dumb game. I wank myself to death.

http://www.youtube.com/user/naussica21 · Post by **naussica** » Mon Nov 01, 2010 10:03 pm

What the hell kind of RTD is this?! You fight an impossible battle and rot in prision? WTF?!

Post by **SnakeMittens** » Mon Nov 01, 2010 10:07 pm

Wait. It gets better.

Post by **SnakeMittens** » Tue Nov 02, 2010 9:23 am

Meh. I'm feeling lazy and don't want to do this anymore. So, a big nuke blows up the holding area you are in. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Post by **ikensall** » Tue Nov 02, 2010 11:37 am

Now thats it's over i guess i can be a poulteguist and rule the world.
So MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA to you to.

Post by **RagnarokRose** » Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:10 pm

Uh. That was fail.

Since this is over, I may as well reveal the plot you PMed me-

Snakemittens wrote:The setting is Terra in the year 3913. The planet is run by a board of dictators who have made alcohol, obvious happiness, and fighting illegal, along with loads of other stuff. You were arrested for possession of a "weapon", also known as a yo-yo. The dictators obviously don't follow their own rules, but they have the Enforcers to strong-arm the populace. You are currently in an Edge Containment Facility. After a while, you will be shipped off to a worse fate. A menial labor robot comes around once a day with food and water.

Had potential. Oh well.

Post by **Lt. Krus** » Tue Nov 02, 2010 3:13 pm

I was on a cruise, but ok. I guess I'll be bored to death on a cruise while you quit your... 'fun' game.

Post by **Warhead** » Tue Nov 02, 2010 6:04 pm

Good luck getting players next time. I felt like I was stuck in a Tom Cruise movie!!!

http://www.youtube.com/user/naussica21 · Post by **naussica** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 11:12 pm

Post by **ForlornCreature** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 10:04 pm

And this was so much more entertaining when it started...