The natives marched towards the pirates.
Supay's ram used its eyebeam attack to no effect.
The vikings marched into the weapon shop to buy some weapons.
The shopkeeper said: "Keep the guitar guy and blue wizard alive and you can have all the weapons and alcohol you want. Also, could you kill those peaches?"
"We have ranged weapons."
"We also have close combat weapons."
The disk thrower scored the first kill.
Fenfid gave all his troops a drink before they spread out across the fort.
The machine control panel. You can use 2 levers a turn.
The knights moved up.
And shot their cannon.
The peaches moved up.
Fenix opened the window.
And shot the maniac bear.
Destroyed all bear except for what is in the Dwarfès brewery.
The driver shot Guy.
Kona gave the most inspiring speech ever.
"Gingers have souls!"
And with that all ginger dwarfs got an extra 1d6 movement.
Some rolled better then others.
The necromancer flew down from the mountain.
this dragon hit itself with its own fireball and lost a wound.
The necromance failed his casting for the turn.
The pirates turned their cannon cart.
And killed Supay with a well placed blast, her ram survied with a pion of size damage.
Whozits killed a sheep.
Guy moved to the bar door and with a yell of hate he pushed the peach woman away and slammed the door.
He soon realised that he did not do as intended. He had swept the female off of her feet and had shut the door behind them.
The peach woman replyed to this by saying: "Oh, hello sexy."
In horror Guy attempted to throw her into the fire, but tripped. The peach landed on his back.
"Silly, sexy, man, it's the other way around."
The guitar guy and the blue wizard went in the direction of the weapon shop.
One of the townspeople attempted to attack the necromancer with a torch.
He was a rather dumb person and dropped it.
The random item shop owner started to spray perfume around his shop over and over. The scent is so strong that minifigs in the shop have a -1 to skill.
Secret factions 1 and 2 arrive.
The McStankys chef offered the knights a power crystal if they would ally with the vikings.