The Battle for TUGRLWAOS

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The Battle for TUGRLWAOS

Postby BFenix » Sat Nov 06, 2010 4:10 pm

Finally, after some planning and time I managed to make my first Battle Report!

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This battle took place in Standardion IX (my bedrooms floor), a peaceful green planet with no inhabitants but wildlife, ruins and rich rainbow deposits.

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Mysteriously, the legendary TUGRLWAOS (The Ultimate Gatling Rocket Laser War Axe Of Slaying) was found in the middle of some ruins, obtaining the weapon would mean not just becoming cooler, but the warlord of the battlefield!

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Fighting for the possession of TUGRLWAOS are two armies;
NOTE: I shall post them tomorrow on The Armory

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The Metal Warriors; BFenix (Me) wants to get the weapon for future use that will be revealed in my also first upcoming forum battle. With him are his trusty metal brothers, his War Bitches and a Shogun Combat Droid.

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Armies of Random; Leading the Random hordes is Lord Blhaek, he is sick and tired of being the army that always has to "fill up" battles against overpowered armies and get killed all the time, he thinks that by getting his hands on TUGRLWAOS he can change that. With him are a pair of Flamethrowers, Snipers, a horde of random blood thirsty figs and Nasty Pirate Joe.

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The battlefield is simple, the only structure that might give some advantage is the guard tower, with a minigun mounted on top.

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After everything being ready, Initiative is rolled, and the Armies of Random get first turn.

TURN1: Not much happened, both forces moved out.

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TURN2: Dr. Venom fired his launcher, his trusty side-kick reloaded it right away

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Yet, he missed. Guess his better at the lab than at the field... Also, the Classic Brikwars vehicle moved up and shot the Shogun, but without effect.

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The missile launcher dude climbed to the tower after a quick sprint

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And despite more troop movement, that was pretty much it for the AoR turn.

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Eager to start out with a bang, Demoman moved up and threw his Remote Detonation Bomb.

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Oh boy-

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BOOM! One flamethrower guy is blasted and the other is thrown away, the Classic vehicle losses a pair of wheels!

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The Biker Metal Warrior goes in for the kill, but kills no one

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The Shogun did not hesitate to return fire on Dr. Venom, but a miscalculation made its minigun miss

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The War Bitches moved up, one stayed behind cover like a bitch and the other went bitchin' with her minigun, killing two with Gatling bonus.

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The Metal Warriors urged to the front, killing another fig.

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BFenix sprinted for the tower and jumped. He did not make it to the top but was able hang around with the aid of his Pneumatic Maul.

Overview shot of T2
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TURN3: Turn 3 had a bit more carnage. It started with Missile Launcher dude seeing and opportunity, those MWs were begging to be blown up!

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But, the gods were with them today, and the missile malfunctioned and broke down in the middle of its flight...

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The Sniper Team moved up and fired upon the MWs

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One was gunned down with an accurate shot, the other protected himself with his cape.

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Mr. Cranky moved up and filled one of the bitches with lead.

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Dr.Venom tried taking down the Shogun again!

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Close! But not close enough, his shot hit the Shogun but its armor proved to again to be efficient!

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The Bandolier only embarrassed himself by moving up and shooting against the MWs front alone, his revolvers let him down.

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The horde move forward, securing the TUGRLWAOS

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The other Flamethrower guy tried to BBQ the Shogun, but he should know better then to try and flame a Droid.

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Arrr! So ye think ye can just blow up me comrades eh?

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Well then, how about aye show ya landlubbers how ta blow stuff up!

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DRINK UP ME HEARTIES!

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BOOM! Biker MW gets knocked off his bike, fortunately both he and the bike stay intact. Looks like Nasty Pirate Joe didnt show them after all...

Lord Blhaek moved up, trying to flank the MWs

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The Pilot grabbed his pair of wheels and tried to repair the Classic vehicle

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Succeeding! The Metal Warrior haven't heard the last of this baby yet! After this, AoRs turn ended, with not so great results... The MWs turn was up

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(Nevermind the pilot, this was a small mistake in turn order, no big deal) Demoman went towards the Shogun, but for what?

Ah, to get his hands on some more boom goodness of course!

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BFenix got himself up. That Missile dude is in BIG trouble, the Pneumatic BIG kind!

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KA-POW!

With a mighty swing the Missile dude flies across the battlefield and ends up completely crushed!

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BF now saw one of those moments were not grinning of pure slaughtering pleasure was impossible :twisted:

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And with a big jump, a successful feat and a roaring pneumatic maul, BFenix smitted the enemies of Metal with great prejudice, making the work of the Gods, shaking the ground, killing three and leaving the rest disrupted...

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Biker MW recovered from the explosion and went to recover his beloved ride, thinking of ways to get his revenge on Nasty Pirate Joe

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The remaining bitch moved up, ignoring the lame Bandolier and switching to her Rocket Launcher!

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The two Snipers were damn lucky and only got disrupted...

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The forward Metal Warriors engaged the horde, killing one

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And the rest did the same, wasting the Bandolier

Overview of T3
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Now Im tired, Ill continue the Report tomorrow, stay tuned! :)
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Postby Killer Karetsu » Sat Nov 06, 2010 4:20 pm

tHis is very good, just so "classic"
and I like that all of oyur weapons are finely made, like the snipers and the rocket launcher, cos you can put effects on them without the help of blu-tack.
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Postby Swordsalmon » Sat Nov 06, 2010 8:09 pm

This is a battle report fit for a true Brikwarrior!

Also, Nasty Pirate Joe has to be Pirate Jim's insane older brother. They just gotta be.
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Postby Warhead » Sun Nov 07, 2010 5:26 am

War Bitches, Yay! Great fight. :D
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Postby Robot Monkey » Sun Nov 07, 2010 3:47 pm

Warhead wrote:War Bitches, Yay! Great fight. :D
of course both warhead and silva focus on that part. as for the TUGRLWAOS, nice weapon. just needs a flamethrower attachment.
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Postby BFenix » Sun Nov 07, 2010 5:00 pm

Thx for the awesome feedback guys, I was enjoying myself...

Unfortunately, due reasons I do not wish to discuss, the battle had to be canceled... Im sorry if I let anyone down and promise Ill make up for it with a Forum Battle :(
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Postby Robot Monkey » Sun Nov 07, 2010 6:05 pm

BFenix wrote:Thx for the awesome feedback guys, I was enjoying myself...

Unfortunately, due reasons I do not wish to discuss, the battle had to be canceled... Im sorry if I let anyone down and promise Ill make up for it with a Forum Battle :(
dibs on a spot!
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Postby *CRAZYHORSE* » Sun Nov 07, 2010 6:50 pm

It was great though really enjoyed it.
It was fun to see the Quikwars classic vehicle, nice nostalgia touch.
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Postby Warhead » Sun Nov 07, 2010 6:56 pm

:( ...damn, room tidy? Do you need someone to... take out your mom? Because, I'm there for you man, just say the word.
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Postby Zahru II » Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:23 am

Fire rings...

SOMEONE USED FIRE RINGS!
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Postby BFenix » Mon Nov 08, 2010 12:51 pm

Warhead wrote::( ...damn, room tidy? Do you need someone to... take out your mom? Because, I'm there for you man, just say the word.

If it was that I would have called you long ago man...
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Postby Warhead » Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:00 pm

:wink: Anytime. Too bad about this though, I was getting into it. 8)
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Postby BFenix » Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:03 pm

Warhead wrote::wink: Anytime. Too bad about this though, I was getting into it. 8)

Hold that thought and wait for the forum battle :)
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Postby fredde » Fri Nov 12, 2010 7:53 am

Great battle!
I adore the shogun just the right size :D
too bad it was cancelled but now i have a forum battle to look forward too!
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