Location: northwest Central Xic'la high lands.
click pilot: SIr, we're passing over a parade root. Mc'Bawlksy: i can see that. continue on like Bonn-o-Tron. we have matters to attend to. Pilot: yes sir, sorry sir.
Mc'Balksy: Patricia, is Telza's machine done? Patricia: yes sir, but do you think it is wise for you to- Mc'Balksy:I did not ask for you opinion on it.
Patricia: well, your going to get it. this 'operation' your planing is suicidal at best! Mc'Balksy: there is no other way. what's the info on the incoming SHIP? Patricia: It's a light scout cruiser called the RAINBOWBOKSY , normally it would not be a real threat, we would just use the anti-orbital cannon. but if it gets a good look at Kreen and tells any of it's buddy's we could have a massive peach fleet incoming, and they would know where to hit. That, or it could set up shop out of range of the Anti-Orbital and provide Orbital support for the peaches. both out comes are unacceptable. Mc'Balksy: THat is exactly why i am going. I am going to blind this incoming beast and take out that SHIP! [oops sorry bout the stand.]
Pilot: we are here sir. McBalksy: bring us us down.
Mc'Balksy: Patricia, were is the Rainbow now? Patricia, around 4,050,000 kilometers from Ajax.
Mc'Balksy: then we don't have much time.
Telza: welcome o' great president Mc'Ba- Mc'Balksy we don't have time for this. is the machine ready? Telza: yes, the SAC OT crystal is in place and the couardonaters are up and running. Mc'Balksy: is the crystal stable? Telza: as stable as singal atom core OT can be sir.
Mc'Balksy: Where is that transport then? Patricia: just arrived sir.
Mc'Balksy: excellent. after I get zapped onto the ship you and the crisis control troops set off. Patricia: yes sir. Mc'Balksy: light it up Telza! Telza: with pleasure
30 MINUTES EARLIER.
Location: The PSS BoksyRainbow, 4.050.000 kilometers from Ajax Status: N/a
Nib: sir, it's time for the weekly status check. Capin' Krak: damn.
Viop Krak: okay. Cyro pod? Nib: patient's status is green.
Krak: bio lab? Nib first subject did not survive, but the data gained was useful.
Krak: moral? Nib: high. Krak: Provision stores? Nib: 45%. enough for at least one orbit and the journey back.
Krak: weapon stores? Nib: 11 small arms, 1 rocket launcher, 10 CC, 1 tnt bundle and a box of rockets.
Krak: Engines? Nib: unkown sir, the techies have not sent in their report yet. Krak: again? somethings up with those weirdoes.
VIOP [u] Krak: you there! engine seer! Nib: engineer, sir. Krak, what ever, What is the status for the engines? Kip: they're fine sir. krak: be specific man. Kip: their are operating at 87% efficiency at 80% burn. Krak: exele- Click Pilot: sir, you should come see this. Krak: i am on my way.
ONE MIUTE LATER:
Krak: what is it? Pilot: we are getting some wierd readings from the oher moons around AJAX sir, and there sems to be some one trying to teleport onboard sir.
Enol: finally that bumbling fool is gone. Kip: let us proceed brother. yes, the ceremony is almost complete, we just need some sacrifices... Kip: who should we go and get? Enol: no need.
BLAM! ENOL: we have two perfect ones right here. Zix: you basta-
Enol: UZD'IX NAHG! UL'IKARBOSE!
Back on the bridge:
Krak: i want you to isolate those teleporters and reroute them into the engine's exhaust trail. Pilot: Yes si-
KRGOOM! Krak: what is the name of RoC was that?!?
BAck in the back:
[note: took this photo befor i decided to slap some story on the peach ship so it is inaccurate.]
ZOIIIIP! OVER VIEW:
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I can't see anything wrong here, apart from a couple of sag shagged dropping limp dicks shitting on someones post anyways. So, there are some substandard Mega-Bloks, I've used some in ZZD and nobody either noticed, cared or cared to mention the fact. You two penis princesses wanna' fuckin' try mentioning it now?
Doesn't Stubby use Mega-Bloks weapons in the Goatse Bunker Assault too?