As for factions, sloopofwar and casundrud never sent in orders so I took control of their factions. It would be nice if a volunteer wanted to join the game and take over the Aliens, but for reasons you'll see below Santa is less of a priority right now.
[EDIT]: amusingly, Casundrud sent in orders for next turn a mere few minutes after I posted this. Guess he's back in.
Santa
Santa fires his bazooka at the Deathmobile, slaughtering most of its occupants.
Unsatisfied with this level of carnage, he hops on the vehicle, grabs the bazooka trooper's weapon, and fires it at the Road Warriors' VTOL. He misses.
Zombie Lincoln
Z-Lincoln finally succeeds in zombifying someone.
He's less lucky with the officer, but his new zombie minion solves that for him.
Aliens
Xenu kills Santa. He could come back from this but it's hard to see how.
Bounty Hunters
http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?i=4808102
The Deadly Spaceman uses his stupendous feat to double the jetpack's thrust, and streaks across the battlefield. He fires his gun at the Black Hat medik but misses.
http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?i=4808104
He lands just inside the fort.
http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?i=4808106
The trooper with the bazooka fires on Zombie Lincoln, doing two points of damage.
http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?i=4808107
The transport flies over the fort, and releases the two other troops. The one with the heavy MG kills the Black Hat gunner, and the one with the Shotgun Rockets finishes off both z-Lincoln and his zombie minion.
Knights
http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?i=4808108
The two survivors mount horses. One grabs a shield, the other grabs the corpse of Bob the Unbuilder.
http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?i=4808109
They ride over to the blue building, stopping along the way to kill a Deconstruction Worker.
http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?i=4808110
They dump Bob's headless corpse into one of the windows. "Let's see the repair droid bring him back NOW!"
Robot Uprising
http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?i=4808111
The artillery bot fires... killing an infantryman. (I didn't show that).
http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?i=4808111
The infiltrator picks up the toy bot and falls in behind the artillery droid.
Clones
http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?i=4808113
Commander Phat takes out his iPod and switches it to "awesome Star Wars music"...
http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?i=4808114
...Then jumps a full 36 inches, landing on top of the infiltrator. Unfortunately he fails to destroy it.
http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?i=4808115
The clones destroy the second latch on the APC rear door, and the hatchway falls open.
http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?i=4808116
They crawl inside and kill the driver, but are not able to reach the command console yet.
T.L.A.
http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?i=4808117
Irony Man makes a heroic effort to get back on his feet...
http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?i=4808118
Critical success! He hops back onto the fighter and opens fire on the Dimmy hero...
http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?i=4808119
...Killing him.
http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?i=4808120
Victorious, the fighter and Irony Man fly off to find more enemies.
Dimmies
http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?i=4808121
A dimmy hops onto the jetbike and looks for an easy target for a kamikaze attack.
http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?i=4808122
The transport dead ahead, with its troop bay open, seems a natural choice.
http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?i=4808123
It's a destructive event for all involved... both vehicles are down and both pilots are dead.
http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?i=4808124
Without their leader around, the Dimmies lounge about and play horrible Saturnalia party games.
Road Warriors
The VTOL, with no elves in sight, fires on the Black Hat fighter and kills it.
The Deathmobile's gunner -- the sole survivor of Santa's attack -- takes the wheel and turns back towards the nearest droid, hoping it can heal some of the dead passengers.
Deconstruction Workers
The workers haul the fuel tank aboard the Killdozer.
Black Hat Men
The hovercraft returns to the fort to help combat the intruders, but misses.
The medik heals a soldier...
... he has better luck, killing the heavy MG bounty hunter.
End Phase
The tank is fixed. Its driver (the guy without a helmet) will need to be healed though.
The alien sniper droid returns.
The dimmy officer is healed...
...as is the last horse.
Overview. Santa's team is probably out, it'll take a few rounds for a droid to get anywhere near them. Orders due in 48... the next turn may be the last.
