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Postby ikensall » Sun Jan 02, 2011 2:08 pm

Qurtz567 wrote:
Silverdream wrote:You already said that. Please stop acting like a piece of dog shit and conform and mimic Ross Varn or aoffan or something. Become a pedestrian bourgeois pig like all of us. Be assimilated.
. Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today, no?


Anyone who wants to come to this forum wakes up on the wrong side of the bed, it's a normal thing around here.
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Postby Qurtz567 » Sun Jan 02, 2011 2:14 pm

ikensall wrote:
Qurtz567 wrote:
Silverdream wrote:You already said that. Please stop acting like a piece of dog shit and conform and mimic Ross Varn or aoffan or something. Become a pedestrian bourgeois pig like all of us. Be assimilated.
. Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today, no?


Anyone who wants to come to this forum wakes up on the wrong side of the bed, it's a normal thing around here.


Well, that sure explains why everyone here is a jerk... well, not everyone, just a 99.9% majority.
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Postby ikensall » Sun Jan 02, 2011 2:28 pm

Qurtz567 wrote:
ikensall wrote:
Qurtz567 wrote:
Silverdream wrote:You already said that. Please stop acting like a piece of dog shit and conform and mimic Ross Varn or aoffan or something. Become a pedestrian bourgeois pig like all of us. Be assimilated.
. Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today, no?


Anyone who wants to come to this forum wakes up on the wrong side of the bed, it's a normal thing around here.


Well, that sure explains why everyone here is a jerk... well, not everyone, just a 99.9% majority.
:rtfm: These jerks have special building skills, or some of them do atleast.
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Postby stubby » Sun Jan 02, 2011 2:33 pm

Hey! Quit it with the goatse anus, I've got my eye on you.

99.9% may seem respectable, but that's just the default level you get for starting any internet forum. To really stand out, we need to find a way to lock down that last 0.1%.
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Postby Qurtz567 » Sun Jan 02, 2011 3:45 pm

Yes, these jerks also live with their moms and can't remember the last time they bathed. I have also realized that 50% of that applies to me...
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Postby Silent-sigfig » Sun Jan 02, 2011 3:59 pm

I showered yesterday.
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Postby tahthing » Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:18 pm

If 99.9% of use are jerks... yet theirs about 10 to 50 of use (seriously not sure). so it's not so much one of use isn't a jerk. more of, one isn't as bigger jerk.

I just got out the bath :twisted:. She likes my hair. :)
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Postby Tzan » Sun Jan 02, 2011 6:51 pm

tahthing wrote:I just got out the bath :twisted:. She likes my hair. :)


Your mom?
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Postby Qurtz567 » Mon Jan 03, 2011 7:29 am

Tzan wrote:
tahthing wrote:I just got out the bath :twisted:. She likes my hair. :)


Your mom?
. Personally, I really don't want to know...
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Postby GeneralOfDeath » Thu Jan 06, 2011 2:01 am

I didn't pull this, but the best I've seen yet is when another hero threw a rocket launcher 18 inches into my heroe's head and killing him.
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Postby Misty Anezo » Fri Jan 14, 2011 6:53 am

My most epic stupendous feat would've had to of been (it's in my signature) was I had a minifig who was surrounded and only had his little chainsaw. There was a ship behind him, but since he couldn't operate the controls while holding his chainsaw, and he didn't want someone to grab it and use it against him, he decided to eat his chainsaw.
"To ensure no one used his chainsaw against him while boarding a vehicle, he ate it."-Me, BrikWars battle.
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Postby Elmagnifico » Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:28 pm

During a recent battle I had with some college-mates of mine, the hero for a faction of "Eldritch Abominations", (in reality, a bunch of blockbots made out of Megablox,) had lost most of his men to dismemberment, explosion, and various other forms of deconstruction.

His hero then caused the parts to do a Broomstick, and rolled three sixes for the feat.

Don't know what I mean?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XChxLGnIwCU

Go to 5:50 of this video, and you'll get it.

The rest of us decided a quick alliance and then nuking from orbit was in order, as this new enemy was clearly getting out of hand.
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Postby chaplin-austin » Mon Jan 24, 2011 8:36 pm

I haven't really played many games of brikwars, but the funniest one my hero pulled of was picking up a DS case and flinging it at the nearby pimp and the enemy Nazis.
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