Ross_Varn wrote:You know what the greatest part is? He can't pull something out of his ass saying that he escaped flawlessly- because it's in pictures.
Beluga wrote:Ooooo, this hallucination is getting interesting! Now it has visuals! *Grabs more LSD*
Ogel96 wrote:Ross_Varn wrote:You know what the greatest part is? He can't pull something out of his ass saying that he escaped flawlessly- because it's in pictures.Beluga wrote:Ooooo, this hallucination is getting interesting! Now it has visuals! *Grabs more LSD*
THIS. IS. WHY. WE. DO. THIS. SHIT. BELUGA!
Take total annihalation as an opportunity to reengineer your image, we'd probably accept you a little more. Deny it, and become a fail legend.
Warhead wrote:Indifferent... some might describe sig-figs as nothing more than... bits. of. Plastic. (added condescension intended).
piltogg wrote:Talk of raving penis hordes frighten space-sailors everywhere, causing entire civilizations to become peaceful and friendly.
stubby wrote:You were inb4beluga.
FISH!!! wrote:Did Krus not land a nuke on his own Sigfig.
Oh... Yes he did. Think that might just leave him capable of doing just this...
beluga wrote:Ooooo, this hallucination is getting interesting! Now it has visuals! *Grabs more LSD*
The LSD must really be getting into my head now, a lot of the stuff is wrong. Everybody with a respectable security clearance here in the Administration knows that the presidential bunker is not there, although that’s the jail where we keep pedonuker, who suspiciously looks a lot like me, Chief of Nyphilis President Austin. No one in their right minds would stay there, that pedo might groom you and convert you to his cause. Second, I am offended by you calling me the same person as the pedo, I am a completely separate entity, although still a sigfig of his actual person. The pedo always wears a blue suit in the same style as mine, without a lightsaber belt or epaulettes, but seeing his outfit here I see the warden has been lax and let him violate this term of his imprisonment. And why is the lab all grey? It’s white, with lots of iPhone flatscreens all over the place.
Sad to see the chief of the army go, he must have been visiting his girlfriend over there cause he knows he’s going to die, although the lack of the gem in his lightsaber is hinting that he is merely an impersonator and not the real one. Oh, and he’s not my general, my highest ranking officer is General Yadlin. Numerous attempts at his assassination have been done, including the nuking of the office building he was visiting, but yet he has always survived.
Nice job for creating a visual though, even if it is completely inaccurate. It was getting kind of boring just hearing the hallucination.
Edit: Never in the history of Nyphilis has a president been captured, they always keep a beamsaber for a reason you know. When capture is imminent, the president takes it out, and orders the highest ranking nearby official to stab him with it and kill him. A new president is not declared until either absolutely necessary or until the president is secure again, this is to prevent a mass depletion of Nyphilian leadership. Also, I’m assuming the guys with the black helmets are your attempt at representing my secret service agents. They are patriotized so much, they will never surrender for anybody and will give their lives to protect the president.
Edit: If for some anal reason relating to the fact that I'm over 123948548278x the legal limit of LSD in Nyphilis, President Austin actually visited the Ashenburgh Biological and Peach Vivisection Laboratories in my hallucination, I give you full permission to kill him. What a twat, if that dude was actually Austin, he deserves death for not following the Executive Honorable Suicide Protocol. When things calm down in this depressing vision, vice president Nungy Lubuan shall be declared Head of State.
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