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razgriz 25th inf.
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by razgriz 25th inf. » Tue Feb 08, 2011 3:14 pm
no, i mean that im giving my name, age, location, etc. if they come to my house, i will shoot them.
Holy shit, I'm still here?

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Natalya
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by Natalya » Tue Feb 08, 2011 3:17 pm
I don't think anyone will try kidnapping you.
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Warhead
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by Warhead » Tue Feb 08, 2011 4:37 pm
...but just think of all the money you'd make harvesting his organs for Arab businessmen.

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RoC77
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by RoC77 » Tue Feb 08, 2011 5:42 pm
They can get cheap organs from China now.... You would want to sell him whole, and unmolested... Yet....

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RagnarokRose
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by RagnarokRose » Tue Feb 08, 2011 5:43 pm
And this is why parental approval is going to be hard to get.
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BFenix
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by BFenix » Tue Feb 08, 2011 5:46 pm
Ross_Varn wrote:And this is why parental approval is going to be hard to get.
Maybe you older members could write some sort of declaration on how you would "look after" us minors. Or something like that
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by Warhead » Tue Feb 08, 2011 5:47 pm
Oh, I wouldn't worry about that. I'm quite happy to spend my time speaking to anyone's mom that need... um, reassurance?.. Because that's the kind of selfless guy I am.

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RagnarokRose
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by RagnarokRose » Tue Feb 08, 2011 6:00 pm
Ugh. Ever time you say that, I accidentally imagine Mum kicking you in the balls. Not in a good way.
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by Warhead » Tue Feb 08, 2011 6:02 pm

Yeah, she still hasn't forgiven me that time I used Deep Heat instead of KY. That woman has one hellish temper and talk about carrying a grudge!

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stubby
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by stubby » Tue Feb 08, 2011 6:02 pm
It's an occasional and unfortunate side effect of compulsively spreading your legs so fast. Sometimes they aren't paying attention to where their foot is pointed. It's just one of the risks you take.
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by Warhead » Tue Feb 08, 2011 6:05 pm
Once you develop calluses and the hip deflection twist reflex, it gets better.
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RagnarokRose
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by RagnarokRose » Tue Feb 08, 2011 6:14 pm
aaand now she's got the shotgun...
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by Warhead » Tue Feb 08, 2011 6:18 pm

Damn! I was so sure she'd forgotten the other thing I did... gotta' go!

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Cpl. Halan
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by Cpl. Halan » Tue Feb 08, 2011 6:51 pm
razgriz 25th inf. wrote:Name: Will(you people know my name already, whatever.)
Age: 14(ie: no driver licence)
Location: Stafford, VA
Gender: M
Method of Transportation: Car if I can convince my parents to drive me, airplane maybe.
Side note for pedos: if you try and kidnap me I will put a .308 in your skull.
I agree but I don't have access to guns. Instead you will be dealing with a crazy adrenalin-filled teenager with a heavy metal flashlight and a knife. I will be ... unhappy about any kidnapping attempt. Plus, I'm not exactly a target
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by Warhead » Wed Feb 09, 2011 2:08 am
I recommend Chloroform, it's such a handy method for dealing with troublesome teenagers, and it works on moms too.