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Battle of the Flooded Plains- Signup and Turn 0

Postby Paco » Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:50 am

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A fisherman sits on the peaceful docks, having a wonderful day fishing for the only fish in this river. He is so content, that he does not even notice the blurriness caused by this user forgeting to turn on the flash.

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Meanwhile, Hemotaros, having found a vessel for his wandering spirit, is plotting on a mountaintop with his minions.

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"Men, now that I have taken the mountain and claimed the ancient book, all I need to complete the spell is the MacGuffin- I mean Magic Key inside the highest tower of the docks.

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Said Magic Key.

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"Arkatox, you shall lead the horde to retrieve the key."

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The horde moves out, lead by Arkatox. In addition to skellies and zombies, there is a sand daemon with a bow accompanying Arkatox.

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The horde marches past a beach party, where the Surfer and his hoes are oblivious to the undead.

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"We're horny!"

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"Count, we'd best be on the lookout, this is where the other factions usually come in to try and kill us."

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Sure enough, several boats full of Imperial Knights arrive.

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"We must stop these undead once and for all!"

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On the other side of the docks, a band of Peaches appear.

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"I'm not sure what the empress wants with that ancient book, but if she's sent all of us here, it must be important..."

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Near the fort, a band of Iron Scorpions arrive.

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"Has the king really been foolish enough to lead the knights into battle himself? If so, then this will be his last battle."

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On the opposite of the mountain, a band of Drakhirri arrive. They have been hired to retrieve the Key as well, though they certaintly aren't affiliated with the Imperials.

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Some orks also appear, looking for a good WAAUGH.

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"Never, fails. Count, ride out and see if you can go and buy Arkatox some time, will you?"

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The Count rides off.

OVERVIEWS:
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Imperials

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Peaches

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Undead

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Iron Scorpions

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Drakirri and Undead

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Drakirri and Orks

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Whole field

FACTIONS:
Undead: NPC

Imperials: NapalmKing
4 Spear Knights
4 Workers (cannon fodder)
2 Elite Knights
1 King (hero)

Peaches: Ben-Jammin'
3 Crossbowmen
4 Axmen (1 being the squad leader)
2 Peach Ninjas
1 White Ninja (hero)

Iron Scorpions: Brag
3 Swordsmen
1 Bowman
2 Berzerkers
1 Elite Berzerker
1 Mounted Rider
1 Scorpio (Hero)

Drakhirri: Zahru
4 Mercs
1 Merc Squad Leader
1 Naldonis (hero)
RESERVES: 3 Wyrmraiders

Orks: FISH!!!
5 Axmen
1 Axmen Squad Leader
1 War Pig
1 Crossbowork
1 Troll
1 Warboss (hero)

Surfers and Hoes: Ogel

Note: There are lots of hidden items hid in the scenery, medipaks, weapons, stat boosters, etc.


So yeah, claim spots and such. There may be a secret faction, if enough people show interest.[/img]
Last edited by Paco on Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:08 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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Postby Ogel96 » Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:56 am

Surfer and Hoes Please.
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Postby Zahru II » Wed Mar 09, 2011 10:05 am

Haha, Hemotaros is back, awesome!

Drakhirri please.

Edit: also, that scorpio hero is made from sheer awesome.
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Postby Bragallot » Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:05 pm

What, Hemotaros?! Doesn't anyone stay dead?

Iron Scorpions pls.
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Postby FISH!!! » Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:42 pm

Hey look, the Orkz have Urack Clones!

Therefore, Orkz Please!
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Postby Zahru II » Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:59 pm

Bragallot wrote:What, Hemotaros?! Doesn't anyone stay dead?


Well, he's a demonic spirit on the mortal plane, who's required to bound to a physical host. When he "dies", (ie: his host body is broken) he simply dissipates back to the Abyss, where he has to spend some time recuperating, before rematerializing.

At least, that's how I imagine him.
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Postby Bragallot » Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:28 pm

Lol at the Urack clones, I was thinking that too.

Damn... You already have plans to bring him back too. Seeming to me like a fairly minor demon, I was thinking he'd have a longer recuperation time or fail to come back at all. However I killed him once, I can do so again! Is this supposed to be Medivo, since you imitated some of the factions?

Drakhirri, undead, Hemotaros, peaches, orcs, Imperial king (apparently my objective), there's so much to kill! Maybe I should ally the surfers, they've done nothing wrong (but then again they're not even listed as a faction).

Btw: watch out they have spongebob!
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Postby NapalmKing » Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:36 pm

Imperials please.
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Postby Ben-Jammin » Wed Mar 09, 2011 5:25 pm

I'll take peaches, if they're still open.
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Postby Paco » Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:09 pm

I'll be taking orders now. Time to bust out the dice and trans red briks!
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Postby Bragallot » Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:02 pm

Yes! Let's rock! I love battles where there's so much to kill, even though it can get a bit overwhelming.
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Postby Paco » Wed Mar 16, 2011 8:49 pm

Expect Turn One posted this weekend, pics have been taken.
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Postby Bragallot » Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:28 am

Great, you almost got me concerned :)
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Postby Warhead » Thu Mar 17, 2011 5:06 am

Cor, this'll be fun to watch. Nicely put together Mr Duck :D
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