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First quickwars battle.

Postby Telcon the elf » Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:40 pm

I'm sorry for not having pictures, but I wasn't really prepared for this battle. There were three missions:
1. Find the silver ore on the battlefield and return it to your base.
2. Find the yellow army man and return him to your base.
3. Find the boxy R-2 unit and return him to your base.
The battle opened with both sides eager for bloodshed and not much else. My hero, the Fantastic Mageman and his staff of doom, climbed atop a flashlight(?) and lined up a spell. needless to say, it missed, and my gunner and two swordsmen moved forward as my pilot boarded his ship. Nick's side, with Senior Ninja, did the same, except that his ninja just sharpened his sword.
Both ships moved forward and fired, missing fantastically, as my hero used his stupendous feat to jump to the remote my gunner was using as cover. my swordsmen moved to the ship and attempted to do nothing in plain view. Nick moved up and sliced my guy's head off, and my other guys (even my hero) missed with their attacks. Nick's swordsmen moved up, but his gunner sat there, apparently becoming peaceful.
About here my hero jumped down and prepared to bash Senior Ninja's head in with a staff. My combined rolls overcame Senior's armor and finished him off. From here on, the ships miss each other until my hero bashes the controls off Nick's. My gunner lines up and fires, separating the swordsman from his legs.Nick's gunner misses my hero, and decides that if he can't fight, he'll get that droid.
I'll skip the less boring and confusing stuff.
My hero dispatches Nick's ship as the pilot bails. My pilot jumps off to get the silver as my hero heads to the barn with the army man. The droid heads to Nick's base, and Nick's gunner moves to blow the head off my gunner.
My pilot carries the silver back to base, and the army man is close behind. Too late to capture the droid, my hero begins to bash it with his staff. Nick's gunner fires at mine for the next two turns, my gunner completely oblivious, until Nick blasts his head off.
I've won, but Nick's remaining gunner challenges me to a duel ( All his other guys dead with staff- related injuries). I use the law of fudge to prevent myself from dying until a well placed swing takes out Nick's gunner, much to the applause of my pilot, the army man, and the silver brick.
Thank you for reading my first quikwars battle!
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Postby Zahru II » Fri Mar 18, 2011 1:48 pm

Welcome to the boards, but next time, please try taking pics. Others here will rend you limb from limb. I hope you enjoyed your battle and had a helluva time, tho.
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Postby GeneralOfDeath » Fri Mar 18, 2011 2:43 pm

PICTURE FAIL!

(Don't worry, I had this happen to me, too.)
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Postby Ross_Varn » Fri Mar 18, 2011 2:59 pm

:pics:

Our attention span honestly needs them.
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Postby RunsWithLegos » Fri Mar 18, 2011 4:21 pm

NIce battle, do you normally have side-missions in your battles?
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Postby Natalya » Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:02 pm

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Postby Rev. Sylvanus » Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:41 pm

I thought about reading your text...but then decided against it.
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Postby Natalya » Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:51 pm

Rev. Sylvanus wrote:I thought about reading your text...but then decided against it.
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Postby beluga » Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:53 pm

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Postby RunsWithLegos » Fri Mar 18, 2011 6:08 pm

Shut up guys.
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Postby Telcon the elf » Fri Mar 18, 2011 6:10 pm

I'm sorry that at eleven o'clock at night I was too lazy to get a camera... given my history with technology I probably couldn't get it on here anyway.
And the worst part is, I don't think of good comebacks until after the... HEY!
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Postby Bragallot » Fri Mar 18, 2011 6:26 pm

RunsWithLegos wrote:Shut up guys.


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Postby Telcon the elf » Fri Mar 18, 2011 6:32 pm

[quote="RunsWithLegos"]NIce battle, do you normally have side-missions in your battles?[/quote]
It's my first battle, but I'm really into scenarios. I'm writing some now... I'll post them if you wish... there are good ideas in action pursuit games magazine.
And the worst part is, I don't think of good comebacks until after the... HEY!
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