Battle 2: First engagement!
Nuka-skull has hired some thugs to beat the crap out of Sir hax-a-lot. They just need weapons..
Wee! Hee! Weapons! The minifigs rejoice as they impatiently clutch the weapons.
Thugs: We're ready boss.
Nuka: Just a moment..
Nuka: "There! Now we are ready to rumble!"
Meanwhile two clone troopers patrol a dark alley...
Spiky hair dude: "Agjgöräjhorohgrghrig!"
Clone 1: "Get him Lou!"
Clone 2: "Right, hippie, down you go!"
Hax: "Thank you come again!"
Spiky hair dude: "Agjjrjirjglrhlr?"
As both of the triumphal parties are going to plan their next move, something surprising happens! By koincidence they meet eachothers!
Battle starts! Objective: Last man standing! Bonus objective: Grab the wpns! The one who wins gets either the black axe or the short ranged weapon(it's on the right corner, isn't visible in this picture) on this map, for the next battle.
Nuka skull and his thugs turn 1
One of the thugs grabs an axe, while Nuka moves forward, planning to throw his grenade..
And so he does...but it falls too short!
The explosion explodes the other grenade on Nuka's hand, no one is hurt but knocked back, one barricade destroyed.
While the fires are still raging the other thug moves and shoots at Spiky hair dude but fails to kill him.
Sir hax-a-lot and his orange dudes turn 1
A lot of moving happens, the one with an axe lunges forward, a crazy look on his face...
A clean kill. Well, actually quite a messy one.
Nuka-skull and his thug turn 2
Sigh... he falls on his face.
Nuka: "Here, let me do it...let me detonate the hidden bomb!"
Boom! We forgot to put effects!
Nuka, a thug and the axe guy are knocked back. The last is also trapped. Nuka picks up a pistol.
Sir hax-a-lot and his orange dudes turn 2
Sir hax-a-lot jumps in the air and shoots at the thug, but blows up the door instead.
Dora's cousin: "Who the fuck broke my door?"
Spiky hair dude attacks, crit fails (his wig is misplaced) and Nuka shoots, but the shot goes wide.
Dora's cousin turn 1(2)
She tries to smash Sir hax-a-lot but doesn't succeed.
Nuka-skull and his thug turn 3
The thug's blow fells wide.
Nuka: "Hah! Weaklings!"
He then goes to a better position.
Sir hax-a-lot and his orange dude turn 3
He heroic feats and jumps over the edge..
It doesn't go as planned(disrupted). Meanwhile the axe-guy attacks but fails.
He is kicked back.
Dora's cousin turn 2(3)
She still tries to revenge her door but only manages to get her hair shot at.
Nuka-skull and his thug turn 4
The thug has charged...where is the axe-guy?
Ah! There he is...kinda. Hey, it's the old creepah from battle 1! What the hell is he doing?
Old creepah: "Hrrmm-hmm-hmm!!"
It's not pictured, but Nuka-skull goes to response fire.
Sir hax-a-lot turn 4
They see me rolling...
Then gets up.
In this spot I missed Dora's cousin's turn. She probably attacked me.
Nuka-skull and his thug turn 5
The thug attacks Dora's cousin, without any success.
Nuka-skull goes and picks up the short ranged weapon. Dual wield ftw!
Sir hax-a-lot turn 5
He picks up the plasma shield. In the backround Nuka shoots at Hax to no effect. His uzi also jams.
Nuka: "Damn! You can't even trust street-found weapons these days!"
The shots harmlessly bounce off.
Sir hax-a-lot: "Damn! How do you stop that thing?!"
Dora's cousin turn 3(5)
She tries to choke the thug. He's still alive though!
Thug: "I'll accuse you of sexual harrasment!"
Nuka-skull and his thug turn 6
Using his devious mind and his short ranged weapons Nuka-skull makes a grenade launcher which makes anything it launches a standard explosive!
He starts bombarding, but only makes a loud voice and nice flames.
To no avail. Sigh.
Sir hax-a-lot turn 6
He shoots at Nuka but crit fails and falls to the flames, burning himself, but not fatally.
Hax: "Hey, it's my only hat! FUCK!"
On the other hand, he also douses the flames.
Dora's cousin turn 3(6)
Thug: "Back of, perv!"
Dora's cousin: "You shall pay for that door with your blood!"
Nuka-skull and his thug turn 7
Nuka-skull: "Is that so? I think your blood will do just fine! Die, bitch!"
Yeah, I never liked Dora anyway.
Sir hax-a-lot turn 7
He begins a series of moves, first he shoves the thug away.
Then he bashes Nuka down with his shield, sending the grenade launcher outside.
Where the old creepah finds it.
Sir hax-a-lot is knocked down, disrupted.
Nuka-skull and his thug turn 8
They pick up weapons.
Then they strike at Hax when he is down!
Hax: "You scumbags!"
Nothing happens. Nuka strikes the wall accidentally.
Sir hax-a-lot turn 8
He gets up and..
Thug: "Taste my STEEL!"
Nuka: "Hah! HAH! Good job! Now let's go to celebrate our victory!"
Will this be the end? You will find it out in the next battle, coming tomorrow!
Winner of Battle two: Nuka-skull (me)
Bonus objective claimer: Nuka-skull
Oh, and the next bonus objective will be available also to the one who loses the battle.
Hope you enjoyed!