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Postby BFenix » Sun Jun 19, 2011 8:37 am

OneEye589 wrote:Pacifass The snuggler?


Pacifass The Human Centipede snuggler PsychoTherapist
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Postby Bragallot » Sun Jun 19, 2011 12:10 pm

Silverdream wrote:Passive Ass snuggler.

Wouldn't ass snuggling make him Active? :phil:
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Postby *CRAZYHORSE* » Sun Jun 19, 2011 4:11 pm

Unless people mistake him for a dildo. :phil:
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Postby OneEye589 » Sun Jun 19, 2011 4:13 pm

Also

Bragallot wrote:He doesn't die and reforms instantly? Fine, then I will just tie him to a chair and make him be shot in the head every 2 seconds from a gun ironically fed from an Immortal-tech barrel so he can spend the rest of his days in agony ^^ Warhead's Immortals' powers have no in-game consequences just like my Waterdemons' ability to reform after they are killed don't either and are not fun-limiting in any way, the stuff He Who Must Not Be Named came up with ('a tank able to shoot a space station out of orbit', fuck that) was just plain lame and 'look at me I'm all powerful' disinteresting and boring.

That's funny.
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Postby Bragallot » Sun Jun 19, 2011 4:19 pm

Good. I try to make my rants humorous. Well most of the time.
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Postby OneEye589 » Sun Jun 19, 2011 4:23 pm

You're fighting PedoNuker's "I'll counter whatever you have ridiculously" through stubby's interpretation of 'Nuker in the same way that he pissed off everyone. It's not even him and you still seem offended.
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Postby *CRAZYHORSE* » Sun Jun 19, 2011 4:43 pm

OneEye589 wrote: It's not even him and you still seem offended.

That's the beauty of this story. It is exactely like the situation you discribed. It's just Warhead's own anger that is turning agaisnt him.
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Postby stubby » Sun Jun 19, 2011 5:46 pm

*CRAZYHORSE* wrote:Unless people mistake him for a dildo. :phil:

It is possible, through the distortive powers of psychotherapism, that he could mix someone up enough that they use him to snuggle themselves unintentionally. Like the angry WoW kid, except with Pacifass in the place of the remote.
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Postby Scottsamn » Sun Jun 19, 2011 7:38 pm

stubby wrote:
*CRAZYHORSE* wrote:Unless people mistake him for a dildo. :phil:

It is possible, through the distortive powers of psychotherapism, that he could mix someone up enough that they use him to snuggle themselves unintentionally. Like the angry WoW kid, except with Pacifass in the place of the remote.

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Postby Warhead » Mon Jun 20, 2011 12:26 am

See! That's why we killed off the Therapists. Warheads anger will burn through all this or consume everything while trying.

OneEye589 wrote:You're fighting PedoNuker's "I'll counter whatever you have ridiculously" through stubby's interpretation of 'Nuker in the same way that he pissed off everyone. It's not even him and you still seem offended.


Wrong, we beat him about the head using his own rules. He didn't like it.
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Postby Bragallot » Mon Jun 20, 2011 3:23 am

OneEye589 wrote:You're fighting PedoNuker's "I'll counter whatever you have ridiculously" through stubby's interpretation of 'Nuker in the same way that he pissed off everyone. It's not even him and you still seem offended.


:troll:

Fun Police, I was referring to how someone (don't care to remember who) was placing Warhead having an army of Immortals at the same level as Pedo's overpowering of creations and stuff.

Offended? If you'd paid attention you'd probably know I'm one of the people who cares about this Pedo-stuff the least :lol:
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Postby Robot Monkey » Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:58 am

Nice one with the pink sparkly "energon", Stubby!
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Postby OneEye589 » Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:58 am

Bragallot wrote:Fun Police, I was referring to how someone (don't care to remember who) was placing Warhead having an army of Immortals at the same level as Pedo's overpowering of creations and stuff.

His name was Rayhawk and he made this game. It was funny, too.

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Postby stubby » Mon Jun 20, 2011 5:25 pm

Bragallot wrote::wtc: Ross actually listened to me, I wonder what he'll do when I tell him to :phil: - no, let's not go there.

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