Immortal Tech Testing: Snake of Forced Intrusion

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Immortal Tech Testing: Snake of Forced Intrusion

Postby solvess » Mon Jun 20, 2011 6:27 pm

Warning: the following may disturb the average person you so if you're a real brikwarrior read on like Bonn-o-Tron. Feedback appreciated. Thanks to The Order of The Stick™ for the Idea.


On a remote top secret weapons testing Immortal Tech™ Ship Warhead walks towards a peach's jail cell.
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Peach: The great Warhead visits me, oh my what have I done *Chuckles*
Warhead: *opens the cell door* Its your lucky day I have a job for you.
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Peach: Why would I do something for you.
Warhead: I wasn't asking. :twisted:
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Warhead: I need you to test something.
Peach: What the! :shock:
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Warhead: Good luck. :twisted:
Peach: Oh my god what is this thing!
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Warhead: Well I think its working. :twisted:
Peach: *Screams*
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Warhead: :twisted:
Peach: *Screams*
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Warhead: :twisted:
Peach: *Screams*
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Warhead: :twisted:
Peach: *Screams*
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Warhead: Well it works, thank you for your help.
Peach: Screams*
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Last edited by solvess on Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:15 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Postby Pwnerade » Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:49 pm

Is there a purpose to the Snake of Forced Intrusion?
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Postby solvess » Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:05 pm

In case you were wondering he is still alive so it would obvious be torture.
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Postby Hoboman » Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:59 pm

Someone has been watching too much hentai. :lol:
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Postby Ross_Varn » Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:31 am

Eep. :shock: Does it possess the corpse when it finishes with him?
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Postby Jbgarrison » Tue Jun 21, 2011 1:03 am

Why would you think that Warhead would concoct some tentacled anal fetish implement to molest peaches with?

Nice photos though. :o
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Postby stubby » Tue Jun 21, 2011 1:11 am

Silverdream wrote:snuggle Daemons. Only Warhead would be so evil.

Warhead, and Japan's entire manga industry.
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Postby mgb519 » Tue Jun 21, 2011 1:23 am

stubby wrote:
Silverdream wrote:snuggle Daemons. Only Warhead would be so evil.

Warhead, and Japan's entire manga industry.

And how!
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Postby benkim123 » Tue Jun 21, 2011 1:41 am

Hoboman wrote:Someone has been watching too much hentai. :lol:


You read my mind bro.
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Postby solvess » Tue Jun 21, 2011 7:50 am

Ross_Varn wrote:Eep. :shock: Does it possess the corpse when it finishes with him?

That is and excellent idea. Possibly it could also go up to their brain and extract information.
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Postby Warhead » Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:58 pm

:shock: well, that was... funny yet, disturbing.

The Immortals and by extension myself have nothing against Peaches, including our man parts.

Now if you had placed Nat there instead of Warhead in the scenario then it would have made much more sense. She really has a hard on for Peach suffering...

Or yo mom instead of the Peach, that'd work too. :)
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Postby benkim123 » Tue Jun 21, 2011 1:07 pm

Warhead wrote: Or yo mom instead of the Peach, that'd work too.


I saw this one coming :D
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Postby Warhead » Tue Jun 21, 2011 1:09 pm

Funny, that's just what she said too.
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