Roll To Dodge: Evolution

Post by **BFenix** » Tue Aug 09, 2011 3:00 pm

Robot Monkey wrote:"Wait! Keep it in one piece! I want to study it!"

>Stab creature in the gut.

Y'know, when you said "insectoid creature" I thought this:

"You can study it when its dead! Man, these powers aint so bad after all!"

Post by **Robot Monkey** » Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:12 pm

"I never said I wanted it alive! I just said one piece!"

Post by **knolli** » Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:17 pm

"When it's safe to research them, there will be many of them lieing on the floor. Have you already forgotten that the radiation level we are exposed to RIGHT NOW should have killed us minutes ago? I don't want to stay one moment longer."

Post by **Robot Monkey** » Tue Aug 09, 2011 5:57 pm

"Who knows how long we were out? I think our mutations allow us to survive the radiation."

Post by **SnakeMittens** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:24 pm

KILLITKILLITKILLITMUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Post by **Robot Monkey** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:51 pm

SnakeMittens wrote:KILLITKILLITKILLITMUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Wait! I said keep it one piece! Shooting it with your exploding plasma gun wouldn't be good!"

Post by **SnakeMittens** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:51 pm

Aww... How about I set the gun so it won't explode then? It'll just overload the creature's neural circuits and MELT ITS BRAIN MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Post by **Robot Monkey** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 6:08 pm

SnakeMittens wrote:Aww... How about I set the gun so it won't explode then? It'll just overload the creature's neural circuits and MELT ITS BRAIN MUAHAHAHAHAHA

"I don't think it has circuits! just sit back on this one, okay? You can keep going on that janitor's closet, I guess."

Post by **BFenix** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 6:20 pm

Oreo, whats taking you so long? They are driving me mad!

Post by **SnakeMittens** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 6:28 pm

Robot Monkey wrote:
SnakeMittens wrote:Aww... How about I set the gun so it won't explode then? It'll just overload the creature's neural circuits and MELT ITS BRAIN MUAHAHAHAHAHA
"I don't think it has circuits! just sit back on this one, okay? You can keep going on that janitor's closet, I guess."

Neurons.

Post by **Robot Monkey** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 6:39 pm

SnakeMittens wrote:
Robot Monkey wrote:
SnakeMittens wrote:Aww... How about I set the gun so it won't explode then? It'll just overload the creature's neural circuits and MELT ITS BRAIN MUAHAHAHAHAHA
"I don't think it has circuits! just sit back on this one, okay? You can keep going on that janitor's closet, I guess."
Neurons.

"I'm an engineer, dammit! I just want to look at the bone structure and determine a weakness!"

Post by **SnakeMittens** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:49 pm

Robot Monkey wrote:
SnakeMittens wrote:
Robot Monkey wrote:
SnakeMittens wrote:Aww... How about I set the gun so it won't explode then? It'll just overload the creature's neural circuits and MELT ITS BRAIN MUAHAHAHAHAHA
"I don't think it has circuits! just sit back on this one, okay? You can keep going on that janitor's closet, I guess."
Neurons.
"I'm an engineer, dammit! I just want to look at the bone structure and determine a weakness!"

If it's brain-dead, you can study it all you want.

OOC: g o a t s e a n u s!

Post by **Robot Monkey** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 8:54 pm

"Fine, I see I'm not going to win this argument..."

Post by **OREMAWESOME1234** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:13 am

Bernard: I lunge myself at the creature, watch out for friendly fire guys! 4: you tackle the creature to the ground dealing 2 dmg then it pushes you off and gets up.

Alec:Stab creature in the gut. 5: The creature is dazed from the tackle, so you stab it from behind for 3 dmg

Knolli:I wait for the other to take care of the creature. Then I check if the guard is still alive. And search the body if he's dead. 6: You Find the guard is dead and there are many holes from the creature. On him is 5$, a orange passcard, and bowie knife.

The Creature is identified as a korban assassin

Post by **knolli** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 8:05 am

I take the knife and the key card. I try to remember what sector it is needed for. What color is the section we are in now? And how far is it to the surface? Is there some kind of panic room or guardroom near our location? What should be the next action according to "safety protocoll in case of enemy invasion" and "safety protocol in case of reactor accident"?