RTD: Afterlife

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Re: RTD: Afterlife

Postby Ross_Varn » Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:53 am

Scottsman wrote:You all do as you say for now.


I collapse to the ground, suddenly expiring. Oh well.
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Re: RTD: Afterlife

Postby IVhorseman » Tue Dec 06, 2011 2:22 am

Kruung checks him for meats
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Re: RTD: Afterlife

Postby SnakeMittens » Tue Dec 06, 2011 11:34 am

I look confused. How do you die in the afterlife?
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Re: RTD: Afterlife

Postby Scottsman » Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:10 pm

You are all rather confused by your companions expiration. As you try and figure what the hell just happened, something seems to be approaching, it is humanoid, with black skin and glowing red veins. The left side of his head has multiple horns coming out, and his left arm looks like a giant stinger below the wrist.
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Re: RTD: Afterlife

Postby Silverdream » Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:30 pm

Ask him what afterlife this is. I'm supposed to be in heaven.
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Re: RTD: Afterlife

Postby Scottsman » Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:03 pm

He chuckles. "Everyone asks. Or I think they do. I suppose that's what matters. Tell me, where do you think you are, in that case?"
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Re: RTD: Afterlife

Postby SnakeMittens » Tue Dec 06, 2011 11:57 pm

Hell? Heaven? I dunno. Looks more like purgatory or something.
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Re: RTD: Afterlife

Postby Silverdream » Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:24 am

Ae be an purgatory, 'tween the realms of 'eaven and 'ell, wherein tryhard accents rule.
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Re: RTD: Afterlife

Postby Scottsman » Wed Dec 07, 2011 5:24 pm

"Then you are in purgatory. I myself believe otherwise, and as such, I am not. I believe this is heaven, as I now have an unlimited number of people to kill." He raises the stinger. "People like you."
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Re: RTD: Afterlife

Postby enders_shadow » Wed Dec 07, 2011 6:16 pm

Shit just got real. Btw, this has a good premise (sad that they won't die very easily, I'd like to try my hand as well)
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Re: RTD: Afterlife

Postby IVhorseman » Wed Dec 07, 2011 7:09 pm

Kruung not in beyond world. Kruung not dead! KRUUNG WANT MEAT.


KRUUNG. EAT. ENEMYYYYYY!


Being unarmed, I use my left hand to guard as I come in with the right to swing. I wait for him to strike a few times while staying just out of reach, and once I figure out the pattern, I grab the stinger arm by the wrist and smash his shoulder in my best effort to take his arm off.
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Re: RTD: Afterlife

Postby Silverdream » Wed Dec 07, 2011 7:11 pm

Charge and slash him.
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Re: RTD: Afterlife

Postby SnakeMittens » Wed Dec 07, 2011 7:22 pm

Oh, this is where my 9001 ways to kill people come in handy! I use THIS THUMB to kill the weird creepy dude.
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Re: RTD: Afterlife

Postby Scottsman » Wed Dec 07, 2011 7:44 pm

Krung tries to establish an attack pattern (6) but quickly begins to simply perform the most intricate dance you've ever seen, ocasionally putting a crator in the landscape with his heavy club arm.
Silver tries to slash at him (1) but misses and ends up taking a slice at krung.
Snakemittens tries to thumb him to death (6) but ends up going for a instant kill point on a wrist that no longer exists on this dude.
The creepy man takes a stab at Snakemittens(3) and gives him a small cut along the chest.
Krung: Injured
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Re: RTD: Afterlife

Postby Silverdream » Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:06 pm

FAER SCOTLUND! I try to stab the bastard in the torso.
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