The biggest BrikWussy ever?

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Is Tiago really a BrikWussy?

Yes, totally.
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Yes, sorta.
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40%
No.
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The biggest BrikWussy ever?

Postby pesgores » Sun Jul 27, 2008 3:01 pm

So, i have a friend named Tiago. He was my only opponent in a BrikWar (all my others were solo, including the ones i reported here).

Well, in the first turns of our epic battle, he killed his first soldier, a Stormtrooper. Then, i detached the minifig's arms and legs and threw them aside.

Then he said:
-"You can loose your LEGO® by doing that! Aren't you afraid of taking pieces apart?"
-"Bah, they are easy to re-build and my bedroom's floor has no holes. What can i fear?" i replied.

NOTE: THE LEGO® MINIFIGS, VEHICLES AND ALL OTHER STUFF WERE MINE!!!

So, answer the poll question and discuss.
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Postby *CRAZYHORSE* » Sun Jul 27, 2008 3:12 pm

wel I would react the same way if I was at somebodys house with holes in the floor but if you don't then I would say: MAKE EHM FRICKING SUFFER!!!! argggg :D.
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Postby ace121 » Sun Jul 27, 2008 3:16 pm

I voted sorta, because all of my friends are 300% worse.
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Postby pesgores » Sun Jul 27, 2008 3:40 pm

Oh, damn, i forgot to tell the LEGO® was MINE!!! He was concerned about losing MY pieces.
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Postby ace121 » Sun Jul 27, 2008 3:45 pm

My friends are still 299% worse.
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Postby pesgores » Sun Jul 27, 2008 3:48 pm

How about an example? A real one?
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Postby Dr. X » Sun Jul 27, 2008 5:02 pm

Once, my friend farted. And it smelled BAD. He also has fungus growing on his feet...
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Postby Bonn-o-Tron » Sun Jul 27, 2008 5:03 pm

Dr. X wrote:Once, my friend farted. And it smelled BAD. He also has fungus growing on his feet...


What an awesome story. Are you some sort of professional author?
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Postby pesgores » Sun Jul 27, 2008 5:09 pm

I was talking about BrikWussiness. Not Farting Friends.
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Postby ace121 » Sun Jul 27, 2008 5:56 pm

My friends aren;t brikwauusies in the same way, but they are way more wussy indeed. Everyone I know is in love with the concept of super weapons. We aren't talking fun weapons; we are talking weapons such as 16 warhead nuclear missiles coated with stealth coding that obliterate everything in the entire room we happen to be playing in. Every time I have him backed into a corner, he fires his goddamned nuke and kills both of us.

&%$&*^(#(**^$&^^&$!^#$%!#^%!(*#(^%&$*^!!
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Postby Tesla Coyle » Sun Jul 27, 2008 7:35 pm

I wouldn't remove the arms.
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Postby Rayhawk » Sun Jul 27, 2008 9:28 pm

ace121 wrote:My friends aren;t brikwauusies in the same way, but they are way more wussy indeed. Everyone I know is in love with the concept of super weapons. We aren't talking fun weapons; we are talking weapons such as 16 warhead nuclear missiles coated with stealth coding that obliterate everything in the entire room we happen to be playing in. Every time I have him backed into a corner, he fires his goddamned nuke and kills both of us.

&%$&*^(#(**^$&^^&$!^#$%!#^%!(*#(^%&$*^!!

That's when you need to bring in CP limits. CP aren't worth the bother if you're dealing with sportsmanlike opponents, but against guys like this you need to make him show his budget documents.
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Postby ace121 » Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:27 am

And now is when I ask ask myself "Why didn't I think of that before?". Good idea :D
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Postby pesgores » Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:16 am

ace121 wrote:And now is when I ask ask myself "Why didn't I think of that before?". Good idea :D


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Postby ace121 » Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:38 pm

Erm... How does this relate to triangles? Nuclear missiles are conical and CPs are words.
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