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ASMD Auxiliary Regiment

Postby Soren » Mon Jan 16, 2012 7:31 pm

Officially, that stands for Autonomous State of Mesda Defense, but we all know what it really means.

...the Mesdan Auxiliary Regiment were raised to suppress mining revolts on the surface of their home world, Adorinda. When the regime that backed Colonel Noventa's rise through the ranks fell, the new President acted swiftly to disband them - by force. In a 28-hour battle, the regiment broke out, captured the spaceport, and escaped into orbit - foiling pursuit by the admirably direct method of detonating a 12MT fissile device over the port. Their careers as mercenaries had begun...


ImageI remember it a little different. Mostly the sulfur smell and the dust getting into everything.
ImageFuck, it really did. We changed the filters every hour and it was still clogging the intakes. Blowing the port was an improvement on that shithole.
ImageAnyway, we've been 'volunteered' to introduce you soft bastards at home to the hardware. I'll be the first to admit we're rough around the edges - and the surfaces, and the insides...
Image You know, maybe I'm gettin' soft in my old age, but I think we prob'ly coulda made it without nuking all those poor civvie bastards at the port.
Image 'Maybe' she says. You're in the wrong outfit for rescuin' kittens, Tosca. 'Less you wanna wear a nurse's uniform with a short skirt while I-
Image Can it, you two. We're recording.

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Image 'Poor bloody' is right. You scrub, and scrub, but those god-damn armored environment suits smell like ball sweat after two hours, just the same.
Image Tosca'd know, right Captain?
Image ...
Image Stefansen, it's like you think I'm not gonna give you shit-burning duty or something.

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ImageThey're nasty-minded pigfuckers at the best of times, and that heavy armor gets pretty sweaty and gross inside - doesn't improve their disposition one bit. I'm proud to have 'em around, even if they do nearly as much damage to the port bars as the enemy.
Image That fucker Cortezar especially. I think the MPs shit themselves a little when he's on the sauce.
Image Not to say that MPs don't shit themselves habitually.
Image Fucking right.
ImageAnyway, you might have noticed we deploy a lot of heavy infantry in sealed suits. Personally, I just like that it keeps them from spraying all over the tank when they go pop, but we do a lot of fighting in hostile terrain and chemical battlefields, and it's nice when the crunchies don't die too easy.

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Image Yeah, still creepy-lookin'. Can't shake the old boot-camp stories about the docs using casualties to provide brain matter for the combat computer. Maintenance swears it's bullshit, but I don't trust anybody who steals like they do. By the way, where's my spare track, you fucking thieves?
Image Chop the shit out of aircraft with those railers, though, right out to the horizon. Can't fault 'em for that.
Image You can when half the time they nearly get us, dipshit. No target discrimination a-tall.

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Image Really, you gotta be crazy. It's way too fast, it's fragile, and it's got a big fucking grenade launcher strapped to it.* 'Look ma, no hands'!
Image Better them than us, though. I like it just fine when the crazy fuckers draw fire off me.
Image Chatty on the comms, too. It's like they forget someone's shooting at 'em.

*Fortunately, all those add up to a big, shiny minifig magnet in the great tradition of $3 polybag space sets, so there's no shortage of pilots.
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Image I love these things. Not that I'd say that to any cannon-cocker's face, but you need backup, they're there, waiting to blast your target right off the map.
Image (falsetto) Ooh, Captain likes a big gun!
Image You'd almost think he enjoys the latrines.

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Image That's my girl, #7 Suzy Q. 120 tons, 60mm railgun, couple racks of missiles, and plenty of attitude. Leaving the other guy with shit in his pants and abject failure on his mind.
Image Helps that you've got me along.
Image Helps with what? It's not like you're much of a driver, the way you keep clipping off the antenna going under bridges. I can't do my job if you keep fucking up our gear.
Image Tits, if you got a problem with my driving you can suck-
Image Shit-burning, Stefansen. For the rest of your life.


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Image I hate sentry guns. Fucking. Hate. They never hit what they're supposed to hit if you set them too low, and if you set them too high, they burn out all their ammo and spray squirrel parts everywhere, oh, and you can fool the fucking things with a cheap-ass thermal blanket.


ImageI can't sack them, they're my best tank crew. And they know it.
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Re: ASMD Auxiliary Regiment

Postby OneEye589 » Mon Jan 16, 2012 7:57 pm

That tank is pretty awesome. All in all great, and good photography to top it off.
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Re: ASMD Auxiliary Regiment

Postby mgb519 » Mon Jan 16, 2012 8:13 pm

CURSE YOU AND YOUR BETTER-THAN-MINE-OWN SPACE MARINES!
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Re: ASMD Auxiliary Regiment

Postby Theblackdog » Mon Jan 16, 2012 8:30 pm

Welcome to Brikwars! I'm glad you're here -- I've been a fan of your mocpages and Flickr stuff for a while. Of these, the tank and the hoverbike are probably my favorites. I especially like the angled wedge pieces on the tank.
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Re: ASMD Auxiliary Regiment

Postby Silverdream » Mon Jan 16, 2012 8:35 pm

OneEye589 wrote:That tank is pretty awesome. All in all great, and good photography to top it off.


Not to mention your faction's name.
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Re: ASMD Auxiliary Regiment

Postby Soren » Mon Jan 16, 2012 9:03 pm

Responding to the post below for lulz - thanks to the rest of you, but you should be medicated or something.

BrikSaber wrote:6. Your army is ossum.
7. Welcome to the forums.
8. Your name references a book series for 10 year olds why?
9. Don't answer that, I'd like it to remain a mystery.
10. So I assume you like owls.
11. I'm running out of things to write. Bye now.


#6&7 Thanks!
#8 Hunh. I just pulled a name starting with M out of my folder of made-up monkeyshit. Or you're referring to something else.
#9 Oops.
#10 No, too crunchy. Pheasant is better.
#11 Okay then!
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Re: ASMD Auxiliary Regiment

Postby Silent-sigfig » Mon Jan 16, 2012 9:31 pm

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Re: ASMD Auxiliary Regiment

Postby Ross_Varn » Mon Jan 16, 2012 10:25 pm

Goddammit I know that name. Soren. Why is that familiar.

TO GOOGLE.
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Re: ASMD Auxiliary Regiment

Postby Pwnerade » Mon Jan 16, 2012 11:00 pm

:666:
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Re: ASMD Auxiliary Regiment

Postby RunsWithLegos » Mon Jan 16, 2012 11:27 pm

Freaking awesome mate. have you fought any battles yet?
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Re: ASMD Auxiliary Regiment

Postby gaunt » Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:43 am

I would absolutely love to see these guys in action. Nothin like bulky space marines backed up by some sleek vehicles.
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Re: ASMD Auxiliary Regiment

Postby Zupponn » Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:50 am

Ross_Varn wrote:Goddammit I know that name. Soren. Why is that familiar.

TO GOOGLE.

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This is what I thought of.

Also, really awesome stuff here. Hoping to see them in a battle.
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Re: ASMD Auxiliary Regiment

Postby OneEye589 » Tue Jan 17, 2012 1:09 am

What the hell are those black and whites boxes with numbers in them on that Magic Card? Why does he not have an attack/defense?
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Re: ASMD Auxiliary Regiment

Postby Zupponn » Tue Jan 17, 2012 1:21 am

OneEye589 wrote:What the hell are those black and whites boxes with numbers in them on that Magic Card? Why does he not have an attack/defense?

He's one of them shiny new(ish) Planeswalkers. The bottom right box is his starting loyalty. The other boxes are his abilities that either add or subtract loyalty from him. You may only use 1 ability on your turn at sorcery speed. If his loyalty drops below 1, then he is destroyed. Any damage dealt to you can be redirected to the Planeswalker by the damage's controller, which then lowers the loyalty by that amount.
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Re: ASMD Auxiliary Regiment

Postby OneEye589 » Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:01 am

What the fuck.

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