A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day - Turn 2

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A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day - Turn 2

Postby Arkbrik » Fri Apr 27, 2012 4:52 am

A.N.U.S - Silverdream

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Margaret Heep opens a comms channel to the newly arrived Immortals.

"It is good to see you, Immortals. As a Diplomat-Commodore of the A.N.U.S. I have authority over you in neutral space. Please proceed to ram your ships into Vergilius Raskolnikov's fleet."

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"I'm busy! Fuck the A.N.U.S.! :shock: Or wait a moment..."

"Well I'd never!"

The Immortals get ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH bonuses against A.N.U.S. ships for the rest of the turn.

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The A.N.U.S cruiser blasts the remaining Raskolnikov escort, taking off one Structure Point. One remains.

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Their own escorts fire at the Immortal cruiser, wearing it down but not causing major damage.

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The fighters zoom up to the space station. One of them docks with it.

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The fighter pilot bravely enters the abandoned station... and finds something.

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"Hello lad."

Last transmission wrote:"Gaaah!" chopping sounds "AH-HAHAHAHAHA!" tearing sounds "Oh god that was my favorite leg!" single chop, followed by static


Secret Faction activated:
Warhead sphincter
commanded by Falk

Immortals - Warhead

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"Right! Time to kick some A.N.U.S.! Activate the Immortal TechTM Command Data Link!"

"Yes sir!"

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The guns of the Immortal fleet become connected and get bonuses while all firing at the same target. This lasts until the cruiser takes major damage.

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The fighters take off and destroy their A.N.U.S. counterparts, leaving only the empty fighter docked to the space station.

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The defence turrets on an A.N.U.S escort fire back, but do no damage.

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The Immortal fleet advances, and all ships open fire on the A.N.U.S. cruiser.

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And it gets blown apart in an instant.

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What's this? Margaret Heep avoids the destruction in an escape pod! The pod can dock with another ship to let Margaret Heep command it and perform Heroic Feats with it.

Vergilius Raskolnikov - Apollyon

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The escort moves forward and opens fire. It misses.

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The Weltschmerz advances and fires as well. But the crew is burdened with paperwork from last turn, and doesn't hit anything.

But! Vergilius transmits a short educational film across all channels!

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VERGILIUS RASKOLNIKOV

The Great Leader

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VERGILIUS RASKOLNIKOV

The Glorious Leader

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VERGILIUS RASKOLNIKOV

The Kind Leader

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This propaganda is so touching that one of the Immortal escorts defects to Vergilius Raskolnikov!

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But suddenly... things get worse.

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A dreaded ship sails across the oceans of space... the Bloodstained Serpent.

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"Arr! Time for some space pirating!"

"Arr!"

Secret Faction activated:
Pirates
commanded by KittywithLEGO

Kills & Deaths

A.N.U.S. - Silverdream
Kills: 1/5
Ships left: 3/7

Vergilius Raskolnikov - Apollyon
Kills: 0/5
Ships left: 3/4

The Immortal Empire - Warhead
Kills: 3/5
Ships left: 5/5

Warhead sphincter - Falk
Kills: 1/5
Units left: 1/1

Pirates - KittywithLEGO
Kills: 0/5
Ships left: 1/1

Overview

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Send in your Turn 3 orders!

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Re: A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day - Turn 2

Postby Colette » Fri Apr 27, 2012 6:25 am

Okay, as the person who runs the AN's daily business, I'm going to make an executive statement and declare the AN fleet's firing on the immortals unsanctioned.
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Re: A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day - Turn 2

Postby Arkbrik » Fri Apr 27, 2012 6:31 am

To be fair, the orders for this were pretty vague.

Silverdream wrote:Escorts: Fire all guns at the other cruisers.

Blame any mishaps on the escort captains.
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Re: A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day - Turn 2

Postby Zupponn » Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:50 pm

Colette wrote:Okay, as the person who runs the AN's daily business, I'm going to make an executive statement and declare the AN fleet's firing on the immortals unsanctioned.

Shut up. Nobody cares.

Also, that pirate ship looks fucking badass!
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Re: A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day - Turn 2

Postby Whiteagle » Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:22 pm

Zupponn wrote:Also, that pirate ship looks fucking badass!

Indeed!
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Re: A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day - Turn 2

Postby Warhead » Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:32 pm

Colette sucks anus OMG! ARKY that was funny as all fuck!.. Even I want to defect and serve Vergilius Raskolnikov! LOL! :D

Bro-Fist Yo A.N.U.S!!!
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Re: A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day - Turn 2

Postby tymon555 » Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:03 pm

Zupponn wrote:Also, that pirate ship looks fucking badass!


Great work Arkbrik, waiting for next super-badass Secret factions!
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Re: A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day - Turn 2

Postby Warhead » Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:52 pm

Oops, I knew I'd forgotten something YAY! For the Blood Stained Serpent, pure awesome!
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