BrikwaRPG - Turn 0 and beyond!

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BrikwaRPG - Turn 0 and beyond!

Postby Zupponn » Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:51 pm

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"All right you dogs, I have brought you all here for a simple reason. I have a mission for you."

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"Rade, Krag Hag, Sir Jeremiah, Ghost, Captain Badass..."

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"...Crevan, SL4Y3RD00D, Khaar, General Harris, and Thesson,"

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"you all now answer to me. Now listen up."

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"This is L33T station, developed in the realm of ban-land. The Zupponn Mining Co. have a presence here, and one that I did not approve of I might add."

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"Holding most of the ZMC's contracts, I am required to be told by the ZMC of all of their actions, but this base is off the records. They have found something in the rock and have been working on digging it out for a few weeks now. Since they are hired by me, I cannot send Immortal troops in to take the base, so it is your job to do it in my stead. Find out what the ZMC is digging out and bring it back to me. Now go. Your destiny awaits."

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"And do not forget what happens to those that fail me."


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Guy in the buffalo hat: "Hey you guys! Where did you come from! I don't like your looks! Grrr!"

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Before you guys send in orders, I will let you know that inside each treasure chest and barrel is a random skill point that is awarded to the person who opens the barrel/chest. There are lots of other things to go interact with and many ways to gain advantages in this game, so exploring will be rewarded. Each player may attempt a feat each turn, but nothing along the lines of +1 Attack, +1 Defense, etc. Should the feat fail, then bad things will happen, so please choose your feats wisely. Also, remember that as soon as you see your orders played out, you can send in new ones and do not have to wait for others to send their orders in, but you may not change them once they are in. Also, if someone is inactive for too long without letting me know, then their character will spontaneously combust. Should any questions arise, please let me know and above all else, have fun.

EDIT: Because of what kind of orders I received from mgb519, I need to let everyone know that all NPCs are not hostile unless stated otherwise.
Now send in orders. Go Go Go!
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Re: BrikwaRPG - Turn 0 and beyond!

Postby Colette » Tue Jul 03, 2012 6:00 pm

Do we post our orders as I've seen other rpg's do or do we pm them?
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Re: BrikwaRPG - Turn 0 and beyond!

Postby Thesson » Tue Jul 03, 2012 6:02 pm

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Re: BrikwaRPG - Turn 0 and beyond!

Postby Zupponn » Tue Jul 03, 2012 6:07 pm

Colette wrote:Do we post our orders as I've seen other rpg's do or do we pm them?

I would prefer if you PM them please.

@Thesson: Glad to hear that.
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Re: BrikwaRPG - Turn 0 and beyond!

Postby Whiteagle » Tue Jul 03, 2012 6:13 pm

Posting it both here and in PM.

SL4Y pushes its way to the front of the group.

"Mercenary Reinforcements Sir, contract says something about a Mining company in the area?"
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Re: BrikwaRPG - Turn 0 and beyond!

Postby Kalvinator » Tue Jul 03, 2012 7:07 pm

When are orders due?
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Re: BrikwaRPG - Turn 0 and beyond!

Postby Zupponn » Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:14 pm

Yesterday.

EDIT: Looking at the orders, I can already predict that this is going to end badly for some people.
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Re: BrikwaRPG - Turn 0 and beyond!

Postby Silverdream » Tue Jul 03, 2012 11:00 pm

Ser Jeremiah: "Yes, I am the legendary Ser Jeremiah, you peasants will take me to your Lord or Thane or whoever God appointed."

Then, shoot the toughest peasant in the face. This will show the peasants that Ser Jeremiah is a big, strong, tough, cool knight who is to be respected and feared.

Ser Jeremiah: "That reminds me, I'll have one whore to warm my bed tonight, send for a good fat woman. I won't settle for stick wives or little boys."
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Re: BrikwaRPG - Turn 0 and beyond!

Postby Colette » Tue Jul 03, 2012 11:06 pm

I guess I'll paste my orders here too:

Ok- go inside the yellow house. If there are any chests or barrels then take them- if not, then have General Harris use his political speech skills he picked up in Trattoria to try and get an NPC to help the party.


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Silverdream wrote:Ser Jeremiah: "That reminds me, I'll have one whore to warm my bed tonight, send for a good fat woman. I won't settle for stick wives or little boys."


General Harris: Hey, I take offense to that! Thinness is one of the most highly desirable physical traits in a Trattorian female.
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Re: BrikwaRPG - Turn 0 and beyond!

Postby Killer Karetsu » Wed Jul 04, 2012 2:58 am

Haha this will end up like half of us attacking and the rest trying diplomacy :)
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Re: BrikwaRPG - Turn 0 and beyond!

Postby mgb519 » Wed Jul 04, 2012 5:46 am

Be like me and come up with something which fits either way/establishes diplomacy early on like Bonn-o-Tron.
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Re: BrikwaRPG - Turn 0 and beyond!

Postby samuelzz10 » Wed Jul 04, 2012 2:29 pm

Zupponn wrote:Yesterday.

EDIT: Looking at the orders, I can already predict that this is going to end badly for some people.

OH SHIT! Just sent orders today.... :(
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Re: BrikwaRPG - Turn 0 and beyond!

Postby Zupponn » Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:25 am

samuelzz10 wrote:
Zupponn wrote:Yesterday.

EDIT: Looking at the orders, I can already predict that this is going to end badly for some people.

OH SHIT! Just sent orders today.... :(

Yesterday meaning that there is no due date for orders to be in as I will just do a turn when I feel like it. If you don't have orders in, then your character doesn't do anything.
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Re: BrikwaRPG - Turn 0 and beyond!

Postby samuelzz10 » Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:16 pm

Zupponn wrote:
samuelzz10 wrote:
Zupponn wrote:Yesterday.

EDIT: Looking at the orders, I can already predict that this is going to end badly for some people.

OH SHIT! Just sent orders today.... :(

Yesterday meaning that there is no due date for orders to be in as I will just do a turn when I feel like it. If you don't have orders in, then your character doesn't do anything.
oh ok
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Re: BrikwaRPG - Turn 0 and beyond!

Postby Zupponn » Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:30 pm

Turn 1

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Thesson ponders shooting Buffalo Man in the head, then thinks better of it and just readies his weapon.
SL4Y3RD00D walks up to Buffalo Man.
SL4Y3RD00D: "Mercenary Reinforcements Sir, contract says something about a Mining company in the area?"
Buffalo Man: "Mining company? You mean the Zupponn Mining Co. in that fort behind me? Are you some kind of spies? I hate spies. Grrr!"

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General Harris moves towards the yellow building. He can hear the sounds of machinery inside.

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Khaar goes over to Buffalo Man.
Khaar: "Hey, you should totally go and put explosives on that fort back there."
Buffalo Man: "Does it look like I have explosives? And even if I did do you think that I would harm my good friends the Zupponn Mining Co.? You guys are getting on my nerves. Grrr!"
Meanwhile in the back Rade starts shouting at the ZMC forces in the fort, yelling something about Bullet Spam. The ZMC troops just see him waving his arms frantically and find him odd.

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Ghost runs towards the men in Power Armor, but can't quite reach them. As he approaches, one of them speaks to him.
Power Armor Guy: "Hey, could you help us in our ritual to honor the Holy Dragon?"

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Sir Jeremiah: "Yes, I am the legendary Sir Jeremiah, you peasants will take me to your Lord or Thane or whoever God appointed."
He runs up to Buffalo Man and shoots him in the face. Headshot!
Sir Jeremiah: "That reminds me, I'll have one whore to warm my bed tonight, send for a good fat woman. I won't settle for stick wives or little boys."
The woman with no pants on and holding a stick raises an eyebrow.

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The rest of Buffalo Man's troops turn towards the sound of the shot.
Man: "Hey! He killed leader!"
Other Man: "Get him!"
(All the minifigs in tan in the middle are now hostile)

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Crevan goes for the nearby chest. He opens it and discovers a +1 Weapon 2(Knife).
(I've color coded the predetermined skills. Red=Weapon1, Blue=Armor, Green=Move, Yellow=Skill, Tan=Weapon2)

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Krag Hag was angry at Buffalo Man for having chrome swords, but now that he's dead, Krag Hag runs up to the lady with no pants and cuts her in half.

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Captain Badass runs towards the barrel next to the Holy Dragon Fanatics. He can't quite reach it.
Holy Dragon Fanatic: "Or would you like to help us complete our ritual?"

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The ZMC Comm tower buzzes.

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ZMC Soldier: "Sir, we have action down here. Both Buffalo Man and the Lady With No Pants are dead. Please send reinforcements right away!"

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The ZMC teleporter lights up.

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And a ZMC soldier pops out.

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He takes an empty spot on the wall.

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