The Extermination of Newer Peach City in G.R. 2012

[Zupponn]

Turn 3 coming soon.

By soon, do you mean Brikwars 2010 soon or like within the next couple of days soon?

[RunsWithLegos]

Valve scale soon

[BFenix]

Valve scale soon

[Natalya]

Secret Agents -- Played by Blitzen




Turn three began with the hand puppet of doom lifting up the roof of the church.




And it threw the roof down on my guys. I think like 4 or 5 died.




The rest of Blitzen's people started attacking my guys. It was everyone's favourite part of a BrikWar: Back-Stab Time

These two blasted away one of my guys on the roof. Notice how they hold their lasers sideways, so that we know that these two are in fact gangsters.



These guys weren't so lucky. They tried to assassinate one of my Super Commandos, but he blocked the attack.

[Natalya]

Over here the driver of one of my cars is gunned down.




And the Super Commando Robo-Sergeant also gets whacked.




Some of the guys like move and stuff. Or something.




And over here the cars move up. They attacked Ice Man but he survived.

[BFenix]

I just noticed, aoffan's Yellow Militia has a Death Bike!

[samuelzz10]

I always forget to ask, did you guys use any house rules, or did you do the whole battle by the book?

[Natalya]

Sometimes I feel like the whole book is just house rules. But uhh, we mostly used 2005 rules.

[Legofighter]

Back-Stab Time

[Natalya]

Yellow Militia -- Played by aoffan23



The Jaguar moves up and kills a Peach.




Then the crane thing smashes more of the gas station and kills its owner.




Someone else shoots the gas pumps and they explode, but the explosion didn't hurt anything. Also, their giant hero bike moves up as you see here, but the driver accomplished nothing.

[dilanski]

Loving this battle, don't know why you haven't front paged this.

[Natalya]

Assyrians and Czechs -- Played by Natalya



Empress Xianghua is not amused by the Puppet's treachery. She levitates the remains of the church roof off of her guys.




She tried to drop it on Blitzen's guys, but she failed and it ended up crushing one of my cars.




At the bottom you can see that my Super Commandos turned against Blitzen's guys, killing like 3 of them down there. They also shot some others at the road, but I can't tell how many were killed. I think it's just one while their hero got stunned.




Two of the Space Police took a car and shot at aoffan23's biker hero, but miraculously this guy in the red shirt came out of nowhere and got shot to death instead of the driver. It was a damn miracle.

[Natalya]

But we didn't come here to kill Yellows. This battle was about cleansing this world of the Peach scum infesting it. My guys outside the church finally kill the Peach who was inside it.




And now, to complete their genocide, the Spider Tank lunges forth and clobbers the Peach Hero Mecha and kills him.

PEACHES ELIMINATED -- GAME OVER




With the Peaches gone, the battle ends. Naturally the three of us would have battled it out against each-other now, but the game place needed the room so we packed up. This is what the field looked like at the very end.

[Tzan]

Thanks for the report!

Puppet Demon throws a roof

[Bragallot]

Sometimes I feel like the whole book is just house rules. But uhh, we mostly used 2005 rules.

Dead peaches, backstabbing, destruction, can't ask for more than that