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Fight for the Maniac Beer

Postby alphafalcon541 » Fri Jul 27, 2012 3:24 pm

In in a star system on the outskirts of the Brikverse is a planet only known as the Planet of the White Plains. Two armies have gathered here to fight for the Maniac Beer supply. For some unknown reason it is the only land mark on the entire planet. ESF has come to claim the planet and forever drink Maniac Beer, while USAR has come to kill their enemies the ESF. ESF is lead by MFS. USAR is lead by Zombie Lincoln. Even Warhead has shown up as the gunner for my main battle tank. Again I am playing against Payton who I found out scrapped his army to make a new one so he had to use the forces of USAR.\
Setup:
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My setup note I have one squad of infantry in the main battle tank. I brought half of my vehicles for this battle.
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The field which was kinda bland compared to most of my fields. The Maniac Beer surrounded by other rations and supplies.
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My machine gun team wielding chainswords and assault rifles. There is also of course the heavy caliber machine gun with scope.
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MFS on his motorbike sitting between my two tanks.
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Payton's setup with all his infantry tanks, and jeeps.
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And there's Zombie Lincoln with his ak-47.

Turn 1
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I move up with all my forces splitting my tanks with one to each side.
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There's Warhead wielding a Paladin missile launcher, and some Maniac Beer.
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Just an overview of my forces at this point. We're using the house rule that you can't shoot on first turn. We do this so we can change our setup's if we have to before blowing each other to bloody pieces.

Payton
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He moves up that's it.

Turn 2
Now comes the action.
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MFS jumps onto the dreadnut trying to hack his way in with little results.
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My Hammerhead Tank's guns engage a jeep tearing up the break lights and bumper sticker.
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Warhead kicks the pilot below him in the turret. The pilot's head slams into the controls firing the main gun.
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The USAR tank loses 1d6 worth of armor and also loses 2 inches of movement.
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One of my fighter planes opens fire with a missile blowing of the door of the troop transport vehicle.
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I fire my mini tanks gun doing nothing.

Payton
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Zombie Lincoln grabs my snipers sniper rifle and beheads him with the blunt end, and then.......
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Tosses it into the jet engine of a fighter plane.
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The engine explodes sending the fighter into a spin.
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Before it hits the ground and explodes.
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My battle jeep loses one of its machine guns.
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His deadly space man shoots his uber gun doing no damage except throwing him through the fuel tank of the flamethrowers on my tank.
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His men jump onto the jeep and start shooting at the windshield and any other unarmored areas.
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The jeep is blown to one side as the fuel tanks ignite.
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He shoots down two of my snipzooka guys.
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and then kills the other two blowing up the flamethrowers backpack.
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The blast wave kills everyone on the outside of this vehicle.
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The DSM's friend chainsaws the fuel tank of freeing the DSM.
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The dreadnut shoots and kills some guys.
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All these guys shoot at my tank doing one structure point of damage.
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Hunter the maniac throws his chicken wing at warhead getting it stuck on the helmet.
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And this is a sneak peak at next turn for me.
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Re: Fight for the Maniac Beer

Postby Warhead » Sun Aug 19, 2012 8:10 am

MmmMMmm, Chicken! Omnomnom! I like Chicken Wings.

Maaan, I'm loving this so far! :D Thanks AlphaF. Those vehicles, especially the fighters and that tank are great looking units.
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Re: Fight for the Maniac Beer

Postby Bragallot » Sun Aug 19, 2012 8:56 am

Amazing battle. I'm waiting for the Maniac Beer to cause a Size over 9000 explosion. This may be that poor sod solvess' not-so-well-hidden supply, Warhead might remember solvess was once rewarded with Maniac Beer for something.
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Re: Fight for the Maniac Beer

Postby IVhorseman » Fri Sep 28, 2012 2:27 am

holy hell, how have I not seen this?

ALPHA FALCON

WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUU
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Re: Fight for the Maniac Beer

Postby Theblackdog » Fri Sep 28, 2012 10:03 am

Holy crap, these units are amazing!
Just one random act of violence can brighten your day. Especially if it involves explosives.

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Re: Fight for the Maniac Beer

Postby alphafalcon541 » Sat Sep 29, 2012 12:40 pm

I am still on the forums if your wondering just haven't played a game of Brikwars for a while might get one in today. I've been airsofting over the weekends so it makes it a bit tricky but yeah I'm here
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Re: Fight for the Maniac Beer

Postby IVhorseman » Sat Sep 29, 2012 1:39 pm

Can we get the rest of this battle?
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Re: Fight for the Maniac Beer

Postby Warhead » Sun Sep 30, 2012 3:08 pm

IVhorseman wrote:Can we get the rest of this battle?


Also... BEIGE CARPET!!! :shock: Aaaargh!
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Re: Fight for the Maniac Beer

Postby Green_Machine » Tue Oct 16, 2012 8:54 pm

To quote a regular, "Moar baseplates"
Awesome battle dude. Can't wait for the rest.
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Re: Fight for the Maniac Beer

Postby alphafalcon541 » Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:14 pm

Finally I had time to upload this turn.
Alphafalcon541 turn 2
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The tank rips through Payton's soldiers sending blood across the field. The guns finish of a couple of others as well.
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The soldier grabs a stray bottle of maniac beer and takes a swig. He now has a hangover for this turn. Seven ones in one roll sucked!
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Just an overview of the field of carnage.
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My men jump from the tank to the ground and prepare to unload hell.
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Payton loses more soldiers as I blow through them.
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My hero rips a rocket launcher of my mini tank and fires it along with the grenade launcher. Kafuckingboom!
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He blows the crap out of the hardsuit to my delight.
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My hero on the other hand goes flying backwards like a missile. He knocks two of my soldiers out.
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My special forces take pride in their work and rip a DSM in half. Payton was cursing by now.
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Warhead fires the main cannon on the tank laughing and eating his chicken.
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Payton's hover jeep gets blasted to hell which Warhead unfortunately owns.
Thus ends my turn.

Payton turn two
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UAL makes a jump of faith leaping through the air with the greatest of ease.
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He lands and decapitates my special forces captain. This starts of a pretty bad turn for me.
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The truck fires at some targets in the distance.
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Kills a couple of grunts. Colorful language for me!
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This guy with the missile launcher becomes a pain in the ass for me.
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And there goes my chaingun team.
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This tank opens fire.
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Kills my whole special forces team.
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The missile launcher guy is apparently not done rushing across the field.
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He grabs a maniac beer keg and keeps running.
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He takes a swig getting even more movement.
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He stops taking a deep breath.
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UAL fires a missile at the final target. Everyone holds their breath as it flies.
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It deflects of MFS's blade but a spark goes flying.
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UAL is killed by his own missile, yes.
But where did that spark go. MFS turns as the ground begins to crumble and he falls cursing as the world explodes. Needless to say I didn't have enough dice :( .
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The end of the maniac beer has come.
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Re: Fight for the Maniac Beer

Postby RunsWithLegos » Thu Oct 18, 2012 11:38 am

this is fucking AWESOME.
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Re: Fight for the Maniac Beer

Postby Warhead » Fri Oct 19, 2012 1:32 am

:studgod:

Nooooe the Maniac Beeeer!!! :fist:
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