IVHORSEMAN: The Legend of LegEnd.

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IVHORSEMAN: The Legend of LegEnd.

Postby Warhead » Sat Aug 18, 2012 11:39 am

THE LEGEND OF LegEnd

The Icelord IVHorseman leads his Warband to victory against another Daemon incursion on the remote Iceword Colony of Whorefrost. With him is a Warcheif of Krysto, a dignitary of sorts who wished to add his weapons to the fight.

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Even as the newly spilt Ice-fig and Daemon blood mingles and cools the survivors celebrate in the glare of the icefields.

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The Ice Warriors roars heighten as IVHorseman produces some Maniac Beer.

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A salute to a well earned victory!

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...but perhaps a victory claimed too soon...

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Slowly the Bone Golem stirs. The hottest hatred courses through it's limbs...

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Unnoticed, It reaches for it's Daemon Blade...

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...and swings mightily!

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With but moments to act, IVHorseman pushes the Krysto Warchief out of harms way.

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At the same time his thrown OTC blade easily slices through the dying Bone Golems neck.

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A heroic feat ...at a price

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Bitterly the Iceworlders take their valiant leader from the field. His life preserved by machine and Maniac Beer. Their victory as so much ash.

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The bright blazing glare of the Icefields takes on even more intensity as a shiny figure reveals itself to the marching column.

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The Immortal, Valkyrie explains she has watched the battle and wishes to help. A kiss perhaps?..

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Kiss? Don't be a dumbass, a kiss?!. Pah! Nothing so lame, she gave him a new pair of kickass robotic legs! Custom built by Immortal TechTM

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!!!AW HELL AND FUCK YEAH!!!
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Re: IVHORSEMAN: The Legend of LegEnd.

Postby Bragallot » Sat Aug 18, 2012 12:16 pm

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What's that guy in the middle doing? The Iceworlder way to celebrate victory? :lol:
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Re: IVHORSEMAN: The Legend of LegEnd.

Postby Warhead » Sat Aug 18, 2012 12:29 pm

:D
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Re: IVHORSEMAN: The Legend of LegEnd.

Postby Tzan » Sat Aug 18, 2012 12:45 pm

Nice!
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Re: IVHORSEMAN: The Legend of LegEnd.

Postby IVhorseman » Sat Aug 18, 2012 1:26 pm

Now THAT'S a fuckin' prosthetic! Way better than a crappy-ass wheelchair, although I admit that using a sweet pimp-cane has it's benefits as well.
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Re: IVHORSEMAN: The Legend of LegEnd.

Postby jmatthew » Sat Aug 18, 2012 3:27 pm

Those legs are :666:

"All I've ever cared about was video games and they made me a millionaire. So maybe I don't know what the Civil War was, or who invented the helicopter even though I own one, but I did beat The Legend of Zelda before I could walk. I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it. "
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Re: IVHORSEMAN: The Legend of LegEnd.

Postby Scratch » Sat Aug 18, 2012 3:48 pm

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Re: IVHORSEMAN: The Legend of LegEnd.

Postby Ben-Jammin » Sat Aug 18, 2012 7:22 pm

May we never forget such an epic tale. I raise my glass in salute to you sir. :guinness:
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Re: IVHORSEMAN: The Legend of LegEnd.

Postby Killer Karetsu » Sun Aug 19, 2012 4:59 am

Epic! Love the ice-bears celebratin'! 8)
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Re: IVHORSEMAN: The Legend of LegEnd.

Postby Silverdream » Sun Aug 19, 2012 11:06 am

This is :666:
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Re: IVHORSEMAN: The Legend of LegEnd.

Postby Zupponn » Sun Aug 19, 2012 11:38 am

Awesome. This should be stickied.
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Re: IVHORSEMAN: The Legend of LegEnd.

Postby Predator » Sun Aug 19, 2012 12:24 pm

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Re: IVHORSEMAN: The Legend of LegEnd.

Postby BFenix » Tue Aug 21, 2012 7:54 am

Silverdream wrote:This is :666:
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