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The siege of Aegis keep sign up-Orders in please!

Postby heavyfishcannon » Mon Sep 17, 2012 6:42 pm

Okay, so as promised in another thread, here is my first forum battle! While initially, I was going to post a lengthy exposition dump in the SOB, Flickr said it wouldn't cooperate with my exposition photos, so i''ll just cut to the chase post the forum battle. If anyone is really interested in anything I mention, just ask. Here's the story:

After a successful raid on Dagskar fort, The warhead sphincter began to amass his legions. Unfortunately for him, the king and the AN forces have bunkered down in the famous Aegis keep, a castle protected with magical sigils of impenetrability. Fortunately for him, a AN officer defected, in a bid to get an immortal core for himself, has created a mixture of vodka and maniac beer that is caustic to ancient sigils. both forces have assembled all who can fight, and are prepared for a great siege.

I know it sounds preatty stupid, and if pictures would work, I would have told it that way,, but Flickr is an ass, so without further ado...

Battle field and armies:
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An overview shot. The Maniac beer war cart is the red and yellow truck on the far right.
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view of Aegis keep
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A dynamic view, also showing one of the 2 mini catapults, that can fire most small objects for a short range. also, an internet cookie if anyone can tell me what site is on the monitor :P !
Forces for immortals:
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Boss Snaggrot and the lizard queen-Lawmaster
Forces: 2 hobgoblin shock troops(mounted on hyper intelligent crocodiles), 2 Hobgoblin hopolites, 1 blood knight (on crocodile), :troll:, awesomesaurus w/ piggie beast tamer, Gertrude the alien, riding on a dungan mutant (with two lasers) 2 heroes- the lizard queen (amazon queen archetype) and Boss Snaggrot himself (orc chief cliche)
primary objective- kill the most defenders of the team
Secondary objectives- Breech the Keep, steal the treasure
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The main force-TheBlackdog
Forces: 4 frat boys, 1 jetpacking fireman, 2 medics, AN defector, Bob, 1 maniac, one mechanic, 1 Dark sider 1 re-purposed police skimmer, 1 beer war cart, 2 heroes- Viktii (obsessed fanboy cliche) & Warhead.
Objective: Destroy the wall
Secondary objectives: wipe out all resistance, kill the Staff Officer Frank to send a message.
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Maelfor's horde-Falk
Forces: 2 wights, 1 skeleton sniper, 4 skeleton heavy infantry, Siege cart, 2 heroes-Maelfor (evil necromancer cliche) and the undeadly spaceman (space marine cliche)
Objective: kill Vladtronn the typically trustable
Secondary objectives: Kill Sir Henry, Kill The Master
Deadpool-NPC (my normal opponent wanted in, and I had to comply. Just so you know, he's there.)
Anti-Imortals:
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The Mercenaries-Cytherian
Forces: 4 red fang mercs, 6 Nukalavee crewmates, Slither man the bounty hunter, 2 heroes- Admiral Dennis (dashing space rouge cliche) And Quartermaster Rodrigo (Drill Sergent nasty cliche)
Objective: Defend the treasure at all costs!
Secondary objectives: Defeat rouge AN guy, kill the most enemies
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The king's men
Forces: 4 imperial guardsmen, Lord Vladtron the typically trustable, Cowpoke pete, Prince Vale, Allison And Sir Henry, the noble lovers,Adviser Breen, Admiral Meh, heavy defense turret, 2 heroes- AN Staff officer Frank (bright eyed new commander cliche), and King Whogivesarat'sass (Wise king whoese actually a sychopath cliche)
Objective: defend the keep at all costs!
Secondary objectives: Keep Sir Henry and Alisson alive, Kill the rouge AN officer
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The Great 8:
Sphencer the Heavy weapons guy, Minnie Gunn(Sorry, it's getting late), Sir Babyblue the speedy, Medic, 2 Force using ninjas (in reserve), 2 heroes: The spearviking (Viking with spears cliche) and the master(Kung-fu master cliche, in reserve)
Objective: Kil warhead
Secondary objectives: slay Bob, Kill Viktii
Ken the Adventurer-IVhorseman
Objective: Level up fully, complete any quests given
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The Tresure
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And a final, melodramatic Point of view shot.
Factions:
Boss Snaggrot and the lizard queen- lawmaster
The Immortal main force-Theblackdog
Maelfor's horde- Falk
Mercenaries- Cytherian
The king's men-
The Great 8-
Ken the Adventurer-IVHorseman
Last edited by heavyfishcannon on Sun Sep 23, 2012 11:22 am, edited 7 times in total.
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Re: rise of a sphincter PT. 2: The siege of Aegis keep sign u

Postby Theblackdog » Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:54 pm

Immortal Main Force, please. Which of my troops start of in the skimmer and which start off in the beer cart?
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Re: rise of a sphincter PT. 2: The siege of Aegis keep sign u

Postby heavyfishcannon » Tue Sep 18, 2012 5:25 am

Theblackdog wrote:Immortal Main Force, please. Which of my troops start of in the skimmer and which start off in the beer cart?

The Skimmer has 1 medic, Warhead, two armored Frat boys, the maniac, and the jetpack fireman. The cart has 1 frat boy, the mechanic, and the AN defector. the skimmer is armed with a minigun. The Beer cart has 2 medium rockets.


Also, for the immortals, all figures in a squad formation (and the skimmer) have rappelling lines.
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Re: rise of a sphincter PT. 2: The siege of Aegis keep sign u

Postby IVhorseman » Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:25 am

Hell yeah I'm Ken the Adventurer.
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Re: rise of a sphincter PT. 2: The siege of Aegis keep sign u

Postby Cytheran » Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:28 am

Yo give me the mercs, please.
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Re: rise of a sphincter PT. 2: The siege of Aegis keep sign u

Postby Falk » Tue Sep 18, 2012 11:31 am

I'll take the skeletons
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Re: rise of a sphincter PT. 2: The siege of Aegis keep sign u

Postby lawmaster » Tue Sep 18, 2012 2:14 pm

Boss Snaggrot and the lizard queen.
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*door catches fire*
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Re: rise of a sphincter PT. 2: The siege of Aegis keep sign u

Postby Thesson » Tue Sep 18, 2012 5:00 pm

I'll take the great 8!
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Re: rise of a sphincter PT. 2: The siege of Aegis keep sign u

Postby heavyfishcannon » Tue Sep 18, 2012 5:31 pm

Factions:
Boss Snaggrot and the lizard queen- lawmaster
The Immortal main force-Theblackdog
Maelfor's horde- Falk
Mercenaries- Cytherian
The king's men-
The Great 8-Thesson
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Re: rise of a sphincter PT. 2: The siege of Aegis keep sign u

Postby Falk » Wed Sep 19, 2012 1:28 am

You pressed the wrong button.
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Re: rise of a sphincter PT. 2: The siege of Aegis keep sign u

Postby heavyfishcannon » Wed Sep 19, 2012 5:19 am

Oh :roll:. Well same message. One spot left!
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Re: rise of a sphincter PT. 2: The siege of Aegis keep sign u

Postby Warhead » Thu Sep 20, 2012 3:50 pm

Beer Warcart! Awesome! :guinness:
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Re: The siege of Aegis keep sign up- We Need a king!

Postby aoffan23 » Sat Sep 22, 2012 10:23 pm

I'll take the king's men if it's still up for grabs.
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Re: The siege of Aegis keep sign up- We Need a king!

Postby heavyfishcannon » Sun Sep 23, 2012 11:21 am

As a matter of fact, it is! :D Okay, now accepting orders!
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Re: The siege of Aegis keep sign up-Orders in please!

Postby IVhorseman » Sun Sep 23, 2012 6:14 pm

What the hell's my quest?
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