BrikwaRPG in the Yellow Sector: Turn 0 and beyond.

[Falk]

Go to the wall and shoot scavs on the way. Are the mines moveable?

[Silverdream]

Go to the wall and shoot scavs on the way. Are the mines moveable?

No.

[Silverdream]

TURN 2!



Dr. Glassman uses common sense to find out who the highest ranking Scav is.



It's not this Scav, he carries a backpack and looks to be a scout or guard by his deployment.



It couldn't be the fat man with a shield or the guy with the cool hat, they didn't look tough enough.



It was the Scav clad in gold.





The shot misses, but it still manages to kill a scav.







Kerrick redeems himself.









So close to the hat, and yet so far away.





Master Chef attempts to cook the scav into a delicious Cajun meal.



However, he overcooks him.



"I say Goldy, how would you like to make a bit of cash working with me?"



"Si."





Goldy rebels against the Scav squad, sending them into disarray.





Headshot by Lt. Wolffe.



George kills a scav.





And pisses the monkey off.



Eberhard grabs his chicken. Unfortunately, he's now out of sight of any scavs.



He does look in the window though.





Hans' shot is blocked by the shield.



Silvadream uses a parkour feat.









Silvadream due to a design flaw is unable to roll over by himself. Someone else will have to help him.



Kaiser Klaus asks a favour of Brikthulu.



Who obliges.



Then, zombies.

















The DSM totes his skull around as a trophy.





The Lizardman doesn't stand a chance.







Neither does the other zombie.





The magic missile fizzles.



And the razgrizzly is useless.





The berzerker is not though.









Kerrick is wounded and will bleed out after a while. Dr. Glassman is on the other side of the field.



Goldy fares well against the scav squad.











And then Goldy died.













George is in a fight to the death against a monkey.



Kerrick is bleeding out.



Silvadream needs to be rolled over.



And the hat is very close to Lt. Harafkyn.

[lawmaster]

Find some weed and smoke it, then kill people.

[Kalvinator]

MEDIC!!!!

[Cytheran]

If Zachary is near the weed smoking he will partake. Then he will go to Silva and tell him the story of Bender the Great, the robot that befriended a turtle. It was a childhood favorite of his. Shoot anything that comes close.

[Bragallot]

Go to where Colette's doctor currently is. The sight of undead sends Lt. Wolffe into a rage and he slaughters all the undead gathered in that spot of the map, MFS style.

[Colette]

MEDIC!!!!

*harumph*

"I am no mere medic- I am a licensed micro-biologist and was a pioneer in my field. I'm going to show you what I can do."

Orders:
I'm assuming Lt. Wolffe's feat succeeded. If not then try to kill all the zombies myself. Then, go over to a dead zombie, draw some blood and tissue samples, and engineer a vaccine against the zombie/peach virus so I am protected from them and can sell it to Lt. Wolffe and the Prussians for an exorbitant price. The great thing is that even if the feat fails and I make something horrible, I can still use it as a weapon of last resort against the scavs.

If I still have an action left then kill the nearest scav.

[Scribonius]

"Vell, dis iz not a goot plan. Huh..." Seeing the approaching zombies, the Lt gets an idea. A wonderful idea. A crezy, silly, bloody, destructive, but VUNDERFUL idea, sveethot! Hefting his halberd with the feather-hat-guy still stuck on the top, he will use feather-hat-guy as a hammer (or a ballistic missile-like-object if he has to) and try and crush the nearest opponent, be it Scav, Zombie, land mine, or dyanmite-toting-bunny-suit-thing. "Raaaaargh!"

[Falk]

dynamite

WHERE? MUST. HAVE. DYNAMITE!!!!!!!

Pvt. Hans goes beserk upon seeing an enemy with an explosive and picks up a CC weapon (preferably a katana or a battle axe; NOT one of those flimsy little fireman axes) and charges towards the bunny suit guy, killing scavs and zombies on the way.

NOTE: if the "bunny suit guy with dynamite" isn't real then remove the "run towards bunny suit guy" and go towards the fort and kill scavs and zombies.

[Zupponn]

Roll Silva over and then scrounge around for some tasty ingredients. Add anything found to my inventory.

[Gorono]

Oh,no get the monkey out of my face and kill it if you can after that run to the palm tree

[Kalvinator]

Can I crawl, or do anything other then just sit there and wait for death?

[Silverdream]

You probably could, but I am currently uploading the pics.

Also, Silvadream will likely go into white knight mode and either try to save you or defend your slowly bleeding corpse.

Spoiler: show

You guys are getting your asses handed to you.

[Silverdream]

TURN 3

Edit: I apologize for the horrible blurriness in some photos.



Eberhard smokes weed he found on a dead hippy.



He also lets Zachary have some.







"and then Bender realized that he could roll over, all he had to do was perservere."



Silva tries to roll over.



But he's clearly not trying hard enough. He probably just wants some attention.



Lt. Wolffe empties his clip.



But his fear of the zombies stops him from getting a clear shot.



Dr. Glassman also misses.













But he acquires some dead tissue.







Lt. Harafkyn kills two scavs with one scav.



"Hey, get me to the medic, please?"

Hans steals his teammate's weapon.





And is met with resistance.







Master Chef lifts Silvadream up.



And spots some food.







Cooking it into what looks like a delicious turkey leg.



George fails to kill the monkey and the monkey fails to do any damage to George.







Meaning Kaiser Klaus has to save a mercenary he hired to die for him.





George retreats to the Palm tree.











The DSM kills a zombie with a horned skull.



Dr. Glassman is attacked, but narrowly saved by his armour.



Lt. Wolffe's shield makes sparks against the buzzsaw.









The DSM is attacked by another Zombie.



His head is blasted off.



A mob of zombies attacks Klaus, but he's fine.



Some Zombies move out towards Eberhard.



A scav throws a knife at Lt. Harafkyn.



Only serving to piss him off.



A scav spars with a zombie.



And the mounted archer gets a kill.





The mystic accidentally his horse.



Making him dead.





And the hippy uses his druid powers to move the palm tree.

















George and Kerrick.



Silva and Hans(Hans is still alive).



Klaus and the DSM.



Master Chef, Lt. Harafkyn and Zachary Nihil.



Wolffe and Glassman.



Eberhard and Lt. Harafkyn.