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Lego Wasteland Scavengers now with flying shark

Postby Warhead » Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:41 am

Eventually in every Lego collection there are inevitable breakages, horrendous damage through depraved Lego experimentation. Cracked and broken limbs and bodies due to accidental damage or wear and tare but why should that be the end of it. EVERY Lego part, even the broken bits should be cherished and brought to life. But what's the back-story?.. Well, gather round and hear my tale...

As you know the Immortals crush all resistance fighting their eternal war across existence for the sheer joy of battle. Planets are laid to waste as entire civilizations crumble under the onslaught. What can be stripped from the rubble goes towards the next war effort. Immortal might in the form of industrial infrastructure rises from the smoldering ABS strewn rubble. But in the discarded piles of unwanted or unusable Lego live the descendants of the once proud people that lived in the now vanished cities. Exposed to horrendous radiations they live as deformed and mutated, twisted and grotesque mockeries of Mini-Figs. They defend what little they have with a furious rage and some even manage to make use of the discarded mountains of ABS by making clumsy but no less deadly Warmachines. they raid for supplies and parts where they can but hide from the ever watchful Immortals. (Sorta' like John Conner's Resistance fighters in the film Terminator). Other entities seeking refuge from Immortal subjugation find these wastelands perfect cover from which to strike and so Immortal troops are sent in force to route out and destroy any such nests of rebellion. This is a highly dangerous task and considered even more arduous than a front line posting by the mortal troops that follow the Immortals. The Immortals love it this way. free training and an exciting and dangerous hunting preserve right on your back garden, what's not to like. Some Immortals even disappear for a while into the Wastelands, kind of like a gap year but with more Mad Max. Just remember, when you look at this poor collection of walking refuse. This is the fate of all survivors that oppose the Immortals. This awaits YOU!..

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There are many odd predatory creatures that evolve in the wastelands. Some can be harnessed by the brave. the Flying Sharks are prized mounts for any Scavy warrior.

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Re: Lego Wasteland Scavengers now with flying shark

Postby Swordsalmon » Thu Oct 11, 2012 1:02 pm

The wastelands are plagued with Dimmies! Though the flying shark is real cool. It just needs to be able to breathe fire.
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Re: Lego Wasteland Scavengers now with flying shark

Postby Silverdream » Thu Oct 11, 2012 3:09 pm

Leave it to Warhead to make a garbage army beautiful and badass.
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Re: Lego Wasteland Scavengers now with flying shark

Postby Arkbrik » Fri Oct 12, 2012 1:04 am

This army is horrifying yet fascinating.
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Re: Lego Wasteland Scavengers now with flying shark

Postby Bragallot » Fri Oct 12, 2012 6:14 am

The Sif and Kamikaze monkeys are the best.
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Re: Lego Wasteland Scavengers now with flying shark

Postby Zupponn » Fri Oct 12, 2012 11:23 pm

I've always liked the look of Warhead's maniacal creations, and these are no different. They have a great flavor to them.
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Re: Lego Wasteland Scavengers now with flying shark

Postby R4m3N » Sat Oct 13, 2012 7:26 pm

This is Beautifully horrible and disgusting.
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Re: Lego Wasteland Scavengers now with flying shark

Postby darkpaladin » Sun Oct 14, 2012 1:58 pm

R4m3N wrote:This is Beautifully horrible and disgusting.


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Re: Lego Wasteland Scavengers now with flying shark

Postby Apollyon » Mon Oct 15, 2012 7:14 am

Time and again i am amazed at the number of minifigs you accumulated over the years - without looking like an Asterios. :-)
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Re: Lego Wasteland Scavengers now with flying shark

Postby Warhead » Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:58 pm

:D Thanks. Give it *mumblemumble* years and you too can have a huge dusty pile of Lego eating up an entire spare room. Not-So Mini-Warhead has his own Lego but he can take pretty much what ever I have with the exception of some armies and character figs. When I was about his age I started out with one white DSM with a Space Scooter and a load of basic briks of all sorts of colours. I think I felt I had missed out as my friends had the Space Lego sets long before me and had far more of it. WHERE ARE YOU NOW YOU STUCK UP BASTARDS! WHO'S THE DADDY!!! :fist: :D
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Re: Lego Wasteland Scavengers now with flying shark

Postby Predator » Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:31 pm

That is pretty goddamned badass.
I may do that my garbage legos to someday...I'm hoping I can have a Brikwar anytime soon.
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Re: Lego Wasteland Scavengers now with flying shark

Postby Solidus927 » Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:33 am

When I see this army I hear Twisted Sister's "We're not gunna take it" playing. Never again will the unused minifig go unused! I Will start my own scavenger army!
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Re: Lego Wasteland Scavengers now with flying shark

Postby Warhead » Tue Jan 01, 2013 7:45 am

Excellent! :D

The Wasteland Scavengers dream of overthrowing the Immortals and making everything like themselves, maybe one day. :warhead: *foreshadowing*
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Re: Lego Wasteland Scavengers now with flying shark

Postby Zupponn » Tue Jan 01, 2013 11:56 pm

The fuck? Where did you come from?
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Re: Lego Wasteland Scavengers now with flying shark

Postby Warhead » Wed Jan 02, 2013 8:36 am

Yo Moma?
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