BrikwaRPG in the Yellow Sector: Turn 0 and beyond.

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Re: BrikwaRPG in the Yellow Sector: Turn 0 and beyond.

Postby Gorono » Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:23 am

Do my best to kill the damn monkey then hide !!!
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Re: BrikwaRPG in the Yellow Sector: Turn 0 and beyond.

Postby Falk » Fri Oct 12, 2012 6:17 am

Pvt. Hans will grab his gun and then shoot any enemies near by. He will also take a CC weapon from the ground.
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Re: BrikwaRPG in the Yellow Sector: Turn 0 and beyond.

Postby Silverdream » Sat Oct 13, 2012 9:48 pm

TURN 5

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Dr. Glassman: Give me the macbook or I'll shoot you in the heart, shutting down your muscles as blood oozes from your new body cavity. I still haven't finished homestuck.
Zachary: It's a dell.

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Brick'd.

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Eberhard, stoned off his mind goes to visit the scavs.

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In his fearless state he stomps out the fire, lacking both pain and awareness.

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Kerrick gets his weapons.

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He then comes back to a group of stoned scavs. Knowing his audience, he attempts to become the scav's leader.

Kerrick: You! Bunny suit guy! Give me your headdress of leadership!

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razgrizzly: Okay, man. Keep it.

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And with that, Kerrick becomes King of the scavs, even though not many are left.

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The scavs in the back of the battlefield come to worship their new master.

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Master Chef beats Zachary to death, and pees on his corpse.

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Lt. Harafkyn does a very orkish walk to meet his comrades.

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Lt. Wolffe does a very disciplined walk to meet his comrades.

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George hides in the fungi, like the elven coward he is.

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Pvt. Hans grabs a club off a dead scav, as well as his rifle with grenade laucher underslung.

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Silvadream: hey so I didn't tell you but another silvabot gave byron(total asshole) psionic powers and stuff.
Kaiser Klaus:....

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The DSM, the most badass and dangerous warrior on the field thinks about starting a battle with the mercs.

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His skull is cracked against the wall.

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Byron DeSilva: Klaus, finally! I've been trying to kill you for weeks now!

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Re: BrikwaRPG in the Yellow Sector: Turn 0 and beyond.

Postby Zupponn » Sat Oct 13, 2012 10:43 pm

Start cooking some chicken, and ask what M wants.
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Re: BrikwaRPG in the Yellow Sector: Turn 0 and beyond.

Postby Kalvinator » Sun Oct 14, 2012 1:01 am

I try to summon more scavs to me, since they should be drawn to their king. I lead my new found subjects to meet with the rest of the group. Along the way, I tell them to pick up the best weapons they can , as there may be trouble. If anyone tries to kill me and/or the person who hired me, tell my subjects to attack him/her/it. I also try to get my ship that was hanging in orbit to come to my location.
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Re: BrikwaRPG in the Yellow Sector: Turn 0 and beyond.

Postby Gorono » Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:25 am

Hmmm i can't see my enemies clearly so basically just shoot any near enemy, posibly enemies near my allies
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Re: BrikwaRPG in the Yellow Sector: Turn 0 and beyond.

Postby Silverdream » Sun Oct 14, 2012 4:05 am

You guys are the worst mercs ever.
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Re: BrikwaRPG in the Yellow Sector: Turn 0 and beyond.

Postby Falk » Sun Oct 14, 2012 5:39 am

Ask how much I'm getting paid.
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Re: BrikwaRPG in the Yellow Sector: Turn 0 and beyond.

Postby lawmaster » Sun Oct 14, 2012 7:46 am

Kill M in a state of rage.
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wait what you can't do that
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*door catches fire*
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Re: BrikwaRPG in the Yellow Sector: Turn 0 and beyond.

Postby Colette » Sun Oct 14, 2012 8:13 am

Remember the serum in my gun that turns an immortal into a wally for like a few decades?

Fire at Byron. (Move up if necessary)

If I am successful, start gloating and boasting about how Trattorian high society will love me again for defeating an immortal using science.
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Re: BrikwaRPG in the Yellow Sector: Turn 0 and beyond.

Postby Scribonius » Sun Oct 14, 2012 9:56 am

*notes what happened to the DSM and winces* P-seye-on-icks is kind of like cheating. Hy dun like cheaters...

*loads HE (or solid shot if no HE is available) and shoots Byron with both barrels*

"Hy gun blow dat smirk right off of hyu face!" *tries to shield da boss from more psyker attacks*
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Re: BrikwaRPG in the Yellow Sector: Turn 0 and beyond.

Postby Bragallot » Sun Oct 14, 2012 1:04 pm

Join Scrib and Collette in firing at Byron. And by that I mean combine fire.
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Re: BrikwaRPG in the Yellow Sector: Turn 0 and beyond.

Postby Falk » Sun Oct 14, 2012 1:28 pm

Falk wrote:Ask how much I'm getting paid.

Oh, and grenade Byron, combine the damage with the others if I can.
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Re: BrikwaRPG in the Yellow Sector: Turn 0 and beyond.

Postby Kalvinator » Sun Oct 14, 2012 10:10 pm

Alright, fine, along with my previous orders, I tell my subjects to attack Byron and I hang back and fire at Byron as well (hopefully all of us will be combining damage with the other mercs).
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Re: BrikwaRPG in the Yellow Sector: Turn 0 and beyond.

Postby Gorono » Mon Oct 15, 2012 12:22 pm

Lol the worst mercs ? Definetly ! But you know :twss: :D
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