Cheese n' Chikin Bar in the Yellow Sector

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Cheese n' Chikin Bar in the Yellow Sector

Postby Silverdream » Sat Oct 27, 2012 1:30 pm

MASTER CHEF'S CHEESE N' CHIKIN BAR, SOMEWHERE IN THE YELLOW SECTOR


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"And then I would've raised the dead with my cooking skills and had them attack Admiral Byron (of this very Yellow Sector) but that fucker Kerrick ended up killing him with a shot to the back of his head."

"That story makes no feckin' sense at all! What about the death of Byron? How did that affect the very volatile situation in the Yellow Sector? Why were ye in that Jungle with Silva at all? Why didn't Klaus and Silva just walk out of that door they summoned you from in the first place? Did Klaus and Silva make it off the planet after all?"

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"Feckin' Swedes, always touting their loads of shite like a big shiny whistle."

"I dunno, I kinda liked him. He seemed nice enough."

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"This is a stick up, give me all your guns and money or I'll shoot you!"

"Just a second."

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"And keep the change!"

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"Only one person I know can throw a frying pan with such accuracy."

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"Master Chef, it's me Kerrick!"

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"I was thinking about putting the team back together. You know, for one last big job."

"How about that? I was thinking about cooking chikin."

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"Listen, man I've already got a few guys joined up with me, three deadly spacemen this time and a bunch of other guys. I was looking for you and George so that we could have some character development and come back to fight in more battles."

"What about Hans and Lt. Wolffe?"

"I have no idea where those guys ended up, I think they defected to Bavaria."

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"Die peach scum!"

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"This is a stick-up, give me your axe."

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"What if I told you you could join my infamous band of mercenaries?"

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"Then I would say yes."
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Re: Cheese n' Chikin Bar in the Yellow Sector

Postby Predator » Sat Oct 27, 2012 3:25 pm

Nice, I always like stories about drifted apart mercs. Good story telling.
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Re: Cheese n' Chikin Bar in the Yellow Sector

Postby Killer Karetsu » Sat Oct 27, 2012 3:35 pm

I like the randomness
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Re: Cheese n' Chikin Bar in the Yellow Sector

Postby Silverdream » Sat Oct 27, 2012 8:39 pm

Predator wrote:Nice, I always like stories about drifted apart mercs. Good story telling.


Thanks, both of you.

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"So I overheard those people talking about you. You're Swedish?"

"Yes, I'm Carolinean. It's a faction that doesn't technically exist yet."

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"Just go inbetween these antennae, it will beam us up to my ship."

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"Nice ship, can I have a gun now?"

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"I always thought you were bland and unlikeable Kerrick, but you seem like a nice enough guy for letting the hedge knight come with us."

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"We're going to need all the manpower we can get. Plus he's armoured."

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"Alright, back in the teleporters. The rest of the brigands have already teleported down."

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Re: Cheese n' Chikin Bar in the Yellow Sector

Postby lawmaster » Sat Oct 27, 2012 8:45 pm

I am waiting for a chicken wing with eberhard's head to come.
You are faced with door what do you do
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*
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Re: Cheese n' Chikin Bar in the Yellow Sector

Postby Zupponn » Sat Oct 27, 2012 9:31 pm

Oh god, this is awesome Silva. Please continue. :lol:
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Re: Cheese n' Chikin Bar in the Yellow Sector

Postby Scribonius » Sat Oct 27, 2012 9:45 pm

Zupponn wrote:Oh god, this is awesome Silva. Please continue. :lol:


Seconded! *Waits to see what happens next....*
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Re: Cheese n' Chikin Bar in the Yellow Sector

Postby Kalvinator » Sat Oct 27, 2012 10:15 pm

I had a model for what Kerriks ship looked like from the outside, should I upload it Silva?
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Re: Cheese n' Chikin Bar in the Yellow Sector

Postby Silverdream » Sun Oct 28, 2012 12:51 am

Kalvinator wrote:I had a model for what Kerriks ship looked like from the outside, should I upload it Silva?


Perhaps. I can't see it being used very often but I'd like to see what it looks like and if I pictured it correctly. I imagined Kerrick would either have a high-end stolen ship with tons of illegal upgrades a la Starcraft II or a scrap ship that gets the job done like the Millenium Falcon or Serenity.

Also, thanks Zupponn and Scribonius.
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Re: Cheese n' Chikin Bar in the Yellow Sector

Postby Predator » Sun Oct 28, 2012 9:09 am

:omnom: Watching.
I'd go with the StarCraft 2 style, because I think that fits this character.
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Re: Cheese n' Chikin Bar in the Yellow Sector

Postby Silverdream » Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:32 am

UNKNOWN PLANET, THE YELLOW SECTOR?

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Kerrick: Follow me.

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Kerrick: General Blut sir! I brough two more mercs. One can cook!

General Blut: Greh.

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General Blut: Sgt. Gunkill, Sr. Dangerous and Hungry Arnold haven't reported back. You know what that means?

Kerrick: We've found them? You sure it wasn't jungle scavs?

General Blut: You know it would take more than scavs to keep Hungry Arnold from reporting in. This was... The enemy.

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General Blut: So get all the ammunition you can carry, and eat your last meal. We're marching in less than 2 hours.

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Steve: Excuse me, Kerrick.

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General Blut: ATTENTION!

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General Blut: Listen up. You bitches and bastards are the hardest mercenaries in the brikverse, not even the ZMC could compare. Out there is our greatest enemy, ruthless invaders who have settled down with cowards and quisling bastards. I have fought the negas back to their negaholes, bearing the impure face you see before you as a battlescar. From my experiences against the impure, I can tell you that these technicolour bastards are no different. Now, let's take their jungle back for the scavs they took it from. For every Assyrian that fell to a peach. For Sgt. Gunkill, for Roberto Dangerous, For Hungry Arnold and for Gorgeous George. FOR PURITY OR FOR DEATH!

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*CHEERING*
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Re: Cheese n' Chikin Bar in the Yellow Sector

Postby Scribonius » Mon Oct 29, 2012 8:21 pm

*gets some popcorn and waits to see if Lt Harafkyn gets to show up and shoot things and take hats...*
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Re: Cheese n' Chikin Bar in the Yellow Sector

Postby Zupponn » Mon Oct 29, 2012 10:05 pm

Silverdream wrote:You bitches and bastards are the hardest mercenaries in the brikverse, not even the ZMC could compare.

Well, the ZMC soldiers don't get hard for just anybody...
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Re: Cheese n' Chikin Bar in the Yellow Sector

Postby Silverdream » Mon Oct 29, 2012 10:23 pm

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General Blut: Alright Eva, FIRE!

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The Briktoid tower is blown the fuck to hell.

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Only one of the droids gets killed because Kerrick missed.

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Not even fungi can get in the way of a DSM.

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The shot goes between the two towers, damaging absolutely nothing.

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Golden Nightmare's pistol breaks in the middle of the jungle, looks like he's stuck with his needler.

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Hardax confirms that the most deadly thing on a battlefield is an explosive.

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Putting his kill count to two.

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A briktoid kills the scav slaves before they can rise up.

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Samson: Fucking he-

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Kerrick tries to get above the .H0v

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But falls on his ass.

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"Are you ready for the greatest beats of this generation?"

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(I fucked up on this shot.)

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His dance overloads .H0v's sensory emulators, causing an explosion.

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A good shot finishes off xxx1337xxxw33dxxxsm0k3rxx117

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The last briktoid kills the Deadly Spaceman.

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At least he died after killing someone much weaker then himself.

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Kerrick kills the last briktoid, allowing the mercs to continue.
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Re: Cheese n' Chikin Bar in the Yellow Sector

Postby Predator » Mon Nov 05, 2012 12:15 pm

:omnom:
Those damn briktoids, wiping out some of those very awesome mercs! :fist:
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