Welcome to the Beige Carpet

[stubby]

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SIR DOGDU: Where am I?

VOICE: Look what we have here. The noble Sir Dogdu of Mocia.




SIR DOGDU: Who's there? What happened?

VOICE: Oh, I'll tell you what happened.




VOICE: You thought you were clever. You thought you could use your famous Rainbow Wisdom to outmaneuver VladTron.




VOICE: The dog tried to outwit the scorpion.




VOICE: And the dog got fucked.


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[lawmaster]

He done fucked the pooch.

[BFenix]

Hellions!

[stubby]

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The skull-faced Hellions become suddenly fearful, backing away and cowering as a hideous figure approaches.

VOICE: You have been judged, and you were found lacking.




VOICE: In recognition of your humiliating performance, your soul has been sent here for eternal punishment, to the Beige Carpet. To be the property of the Master of the Beige Carpet himself.



PEDONUKER: Me!


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[Natalya]

[stubby]

what how dare you madam, that's the goddamn pedonuker

[stubby]

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Suddenly,

: FIND OUT WHO'S IN CHARGE . . .




: . . . AND CUT OFF THEIR LIMBS




: SET ASIDE TIME . . .




: . . . TO MAKE NEW ENEMIES




: FRESH SKULLS . . .




: . . . MAKE THE BEST FINGER PUPPETS

[stubby]

PEDONUKER: On that cheery note, I think it's my cue to leave.

The Pedonuker shifts away to Beige Carpets elsewhere, leaving to continue advising Dogdu in private.

[stubby]

: PUPPETS!!! PUPPETS!!!

SIR DOGDU: What are you trying to tell me, ?




SIR DOGDU: Wait! My Rainbow Wisdom is tingling! I'm beginning to understand!




: WHEN YOU'RE OF TWO MINDS ON AN ISSUE . . .




: . . . USE ONE OF THEM TO DESTROY THE OTHER

SIR DOGDU: You're right, ! My failures can be purged! Schizophrenia and self-harm are the solution!




Sir Dogdu's Beige Carpet consciousness is expanded and splits into an Arkbrik and a devincp personality.

NEW SIR DOGDU (devincp): Now we'll see if I was held back by who I used to be -

OLD SIR DOGDU (Arkbrik): - or if the flaw is in who I became!


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[stubby]

Surprise! It's a one-on-one forum battle. Old "Adam West" Dogdu (controlled by Arkbrik) and New "Zur En Arrh" Dogdu (controlled by devincp) will have to settle their differences the old-fashioned way, manifestation to manifestation.

Arkbrik and devincp, post orders whenever you're ready. Initiative on each turn will be determined by die roll.

[Arkbrik]

Feat: Old Dogdu will grab New Dogdu by the cloak, swing him around, toss him away into the distance, leap after him, stand on top of him, and surf on him across the Beige Carpet.

Attack: Gives New Dogdu a whack with the sword as he tries to stand up.

[Duerer]

Great job, Mike!

[devincp]

Feat: I am going to slip out of my cloak and shield bash old dogdu in the face then when he has let go of my cloak put it back on since cloaks are cooler than not having cloaks which old dodgu does not have so I get points for that.

Attack: while old dogdu is off balance I will round house kick him like my great martial arts master of old. My Littlle Ponies.

[stubby]

I will round house kick him like my great martial arts master of old. my little ponys.

That word buttplug is the gift that keeps on giving

[Apollyon]

I was bored tonight. Now i am excited.