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by **OneEye589** » Fri May 22, 2009 9:41 pm

Well, you automatically lose then, james+burgandy. If you think Brikwars is about winning and not fun, you lose at life.

by **Natalya** » Sat May 23, 2009 12:10 am

by **Almighty Benny** » Sat May 23, 2009 12:23 am

For those of you who missed it, and well, tl;dr...

64mas wrote:omgwtfbbq!
2 feet?
that thing must be MASSIVE!

Rayhawk wrote:aaaaaaaaaaand.... that's what she said.

by **james+burgundy** » Sat May 23, 2009 9:16 am

Benny back cool

by **Massam** » Sat May 23, 2009 11:52 am

Burgandy fails, and Benny wins....I think....who is Benny?

by **birdman** » Sat May 23, 2009 11:59 am

Almighty Benny wrote:1. Who are you?
To wave your finger, you musta been out your head. I am Legend, I once killed a man with a toothbrush, I am almost completely recyclable, I run on chicken parmesan and trinitrotoluene, I'm dynamite, sometimes I make a slight buzzing noise (but this is quite normal), I am wanted in 46/50 states and unwanted in the rest, I am your worst nightmare, I am detective John Kimbel, I run 70hz AC through my body at all times, I exist in the 10th dimension and therefore my qualia is universally applicable, I am Iron Man, I am divisible by zero, I am double spaced, I am nonlinear, I am Jack's medulla oblongata, I defeated Muammar Qadafi in a life-size game of chutes and ladders, I hail from a 500 year old city known as Ouagadougou, I have been where the wild things are and left no survivors, I am the walrus.

2. Do you live with your mom?
I exist in a superposition of states. As soon as I am observed to be living with my mom, my cat dies.

3. Where do you come from?
I was raised by rare and wild, surfing penguins.

4. What is your quest?
To bash the peons.

by **Almighty Benny** » Sat May 23, 2009 12:02 pm

yeah, that about sums it up.

by **Massam** » Sat May 23, 2009 12:09 pm

I am your humble servant, who must die, my lord?

by **64mas** » Sat May 23, 2009 7:07 pm

oo oo oo, me me, i wanna die PLEASE

by **tahthing** » Sat May 23, 2009 7:10 pm

Massam wrote:who is Benny?

WHAT!!!

Almighty Benny wrote:1. Who are you?
To wave your finger, you musta been out your head. I am Legend, I once killed a man with a toothbrush, I am almost completely recyclable, I run on chicken parmesan and trinitrotoluene, I'm dynamite, sometimes I make a slight buzzing noise (but this is quite normal), I am wanted in 46/50 states and unwanted in the rest, I am your worst nightmare, I am detective John Kimbel, I run 70hz AC through my body at all times, I exist in the 10th dimension and therefore my qualia is universally applicable, I am Iron Man, I am divisible by zero, I am double spaced, I am nonlinear, I am Jack's medulla oblongata, I defeated Muammar Qadafi in a life-size game of chutes and ladders, I hail from a 500 year old city known as Ouagadougou, I have been where the wild things are and left no survivors, I am the walrus.

2. Do you live with your mom?
I exist in a superposition of states. As soon as I am observed to be living with my mom, my cat dies.

3. Where do you come from?
I was raised by rare and wild, surfing penguins.

4. What is your quest?
To bash the peons.

by **birdman** » Sat May 23, 2009 7:20 pm

you're a bit late.

by **Cpl. Halan** » Sat May 23, 2009 9:33 pm

never...say...I am walrus, I'm serious, there's this weird kid at my school who says that all the time, it gets on my nnerves

by **64mas** » Sat May 23, 2009 9:59 pm

you're a walrus
jk

(please don't kill me)

by **Nitewatchman** » Sat May 23, 2009 11:26 pm

Cpl. Halan wrote:never...say...I am walrus, I'm serious, there's this weird kid at my school who says that all the time, it gets on my nnerves

You should be a football lineman, then

CRUSH HIM!

by **Almighty Benny** » Sun May 24, 2009 1:33 am

Cpl. Halan wrote:never...say...I am walrus, I'm serious, there's this weird kid at my school who says that all the time, it gets on my nnerves

Considering I wrote that in December of 2007, I'd say the chances are good that he has just been copying me all along

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