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Carnage(With Pictures!)

Postby Cpt. Zipps » Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:12 pm

So as you may already know, Pink Bycicle Launcher and I had a Brikwar over the weekend and he told you about it but without pictures and a writeup.

I supply them here

Note: Sorry if there are some inconsistancies in the battle. I had them in order but brickshelf alphabetized them.



Here is the battlefield.
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Here is my Post-Apoc Army
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Here is Bike Launcher's Army(the old fashioned car isn't his)
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My Killdozer
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My Valkyrie Fighter
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Bike's Tank
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Bike's Post-Apoc Garbage Truck
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Bike's L33t Troopers
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Jimmy the Cop. Jimmy had been promoted to honorary Hero after decimating one of my friend's squads in another game.(he's the bald one.)
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The Starbucks and Taylor the Latte Boy. He has a grenade launcher so don't screw with him!
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Some of Bike's angry Japanese Soldiers
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So now the battle started. Bike went first. His garbage truck flipped a civilian van.
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Bike moved his Ultra Light rocket plane up to bomb my troops.
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The Horror! There Bloody Horror!
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My turn now, I was pissed after the Ultra Light decimated 7 guys so I wanted revenge. I shot the wing of the Ultra Light with my jeep, bringing it down
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But I wanted more revenge... ... Explosive Revenge!
I moved my Valkyrie up and fired a missile.
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Unfortunatly it failed mid flight.
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I tried the second one though.
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This one failed signifigantly less.
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I genocidified all of Bike's Japanese soldiers. I am surprised that the nearby cops din't charge my fighter pilot with war crimes.

I moved up my jeep to attack but failed.
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My RPG guy tried to get a shot of but he sneezed at the last second, sending the RPG careening of into the sky.
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One of my heros killed a machine gunner.
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Bike's turn. One his troopers tries to Triangle Job Gun my jeep but fails
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Bike's hero does a heroic stunt to clamber up the low-hanging power line.
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Bike's Deathtub moves up to attack my hero.
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The tub fails but the garbage truck does the job.
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My turn again. My jeep kills the Triangle Job trooper.
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My SMG trooper kills a frogman.
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My jeep advances.
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My Valkyrie fires and kills two Rocketeers
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Bike's turn. a second trooper picks up the Triangle Job gun and attacks my jeep.
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My SMG trooper is killed.
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Bike is having really bad dice rolls. Here is one of many fails.
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Another fail.
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After four more fails we decided that Rick Astley suddenly appeared and RickRoll'd Bike's army.
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My turn. I charged Bike's tank with the Killdozer.
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My RPG trooper attacked Bike's L33ts.
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He kills two.
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My biker charges and gores a guy.
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A guy picks up the dead SMG trooper's dynamite and runs toward the garbage truck.
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The result.
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Bike's turn. He loaded a L33t into his tank.
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His tank attacked my Valkyrie.
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Sorry I forgot but a few turns back Bike's hero jumped on to the cockpit of the Valkyrie but failed to bust in.
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A turn later my troops shot him off.
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Now back to the present turn, Bike's sniper shot at my biker but missed.
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Bike moved his walker up but didn't do anything with it.
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One of my laser troopers is killed.( tHose are Natalya's laser rifles. all credit to her for them.)
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My turn. My Valkyrie fired and failed it's last missile.
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My RPG trooper takes a shot but fogets to load a new RPG.
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Bike's turn. His Deathtub shoots at my RPG trooper but misses.
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Bike's riflemen kill my Biker and surrounding troops.

Note: the dead guy with the muscle shirt and rifle(credit to pesgores) is JACK BLACK!
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My turn. My other hero tries to knock the leg out from under the walker.
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He fails and shatters the bones in his hand.
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We had to quit after this. We agreed that I was the winner since Bycicle Launcher had few troops left.

Please leave any comments/suggestions
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Postby RDLC » Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:17 pm

That was pure awesome. Especially the Rickroll. Very Brikwaresque!
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Postby Killer Karetsu » Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:30 am

Veerrryyy gore and bloody and explosive. JUst like brikwars is meant to be!
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Postby Theblackdog » Tue Jun 02, 2009 5:41 am

When I saw the battlefield with its huge number of troops, vehicles, and buildings, my jaw dropped. Awesome game.
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Postby Arkbrik » Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:16 am

I can only agree with the previous comments. My only complaint is that there was too little action in the Starbucks...
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Postby Almighty Benny » Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:02 am

epic battle Zipps!

For some reason the garbage truck was my favorite vehicle, so I was rooting for Bike most of the time.

Maybe next time you will utilize the building interiors a bit more
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Postby tahthing » Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:48 am

your hero who tried to knock the legs from under the walker has the same pistol as i use!
nice kill dozer.
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Postby RJ » Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:42 am

A great battle without a baseplate, UP YOURS PESGORES!
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Postby Natalya » Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:23 pm

This battle...


WAS INCREDIBLY AWESOME
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Postby Shaeph » Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:36 pm

awesome job
love that killdozer!!!!
i hope you battle some more!
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Postby Cpt. Zipps » Tue Jun 02, 2009 5:32 pm

tahthing wrote:your hero who tried to knock the legs from under the walker has the same pistol as I use!
nice kill dozer.


I saw it on the site so it might be yours. sorry for forgeting to credit you.
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Postby tahthing » Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:34 am

Cpt. Zipps wrote:
tahthing wrote:your hero who tried to knock the legs from under the walker has the same pistol as I use!
nice kill dozer.


I saw it on the site so it might be yours. sorry for forgeting to credit you.


i havent posted pictures of just it, i think its in my army pictures....
EDIT:the minifigure that has the pistol didnt have it back then.
so nether of use know who used it first, all i know is that i didnt copy it.
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Postby Almighty Benny » Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:48 am

you know, there are only so many types of guns you can assemble out of those pieces, it's entirely possible you both invented it independently of each other.

A year or two ago I thought I invented a really sweet AK47 design until I found it on Brikshelf a few weeks later. It happens.
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Postby RJ » Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:32 am

its when people say that credit goes to [some loser] when they just happened to post it before them and the guy didn't copy. that bugs me
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Postby pesgores » Wed Jun 03, 2009 1:39 pm

This.Is.Briliant.

Needs baseplates.
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