Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Gaiden - Turn 2

[Moronstudios]

GODDAMNIT!!!!

Sorry man! The dice were against you.

That made me laugh, thank you good sir.

[IVhorseman]

Let's get that wizard!

IVascus tears open the door and yells at the wizard for the entire turn. Not even obscenities, just "AAAAAAAAA"

[MasterEcabob]

Yes, Rayhawk doing a forum battle has to be the best thing to happen to this forum since the creation of the Manly subforum.

So to summarize, Rayhawk>>>Manly

[piltogg]

Turn 3?: monkey attempts to put stalin back together, using parts from the puple wizard if nescisary, he also decides the wizard's hat would look mutch better if it was on his head, so he dons it.

[Rayhawk]

IVascus charges the Vladtron troops. As they lower their halberds to skewer him, he uses his Agility to backflip off the horse and land behind the Vladtrons and decapitates one of them with his sword. In the meantime, he orders his horse to maim the other Vladtron if it survives. "Betsy, ATTAAAAACK!"

IVascus spurs his horse into action! It slips on the banana peel under its feet.

Undeterred, IVascus uses an Acrobatic Feat to backflip behind one of the Vladtrons before he can use his response attack.

With a mighty strike, IVascus cleanly decapitates the Vladtroop!

The surviving Vladtroop strikes! IVascus fails to block the blow with his shield, but his armor holds up - barely.

sir stalin: he has now joinedstonewall jacksons corps in the civil war, only jackson has survived! he becomes proficient in the pikes jackso order for his corps, and as such gains the ability to grab a halberd and wedge the tip under the cart and flip it upright, which should send the halberd flying into the chest of the nearest man.

Thanks to IVascus's quick work with the Vladtroop, Stalin is easily able to snatch up a fallen halberd.

But what is all this other stuff about wedging and flipping and sending halberds flying? Neither booty bothered or I are able to figure out what this means. Stalin does the closest thing we can think of, which is wedging the halberd in the catapult and flipping that instead.

Fire! Unfortunately Stalin misses the Vladtroop badly, and hits IVascus in the face! IVascus survives with a fantastic armor roll, but is still knocked back and disrupted (he doesn't have Spider Gymnastix this turn because he used an Acrobatic Feat instead).

The Vladtroop sees IVascus lying defenseless and makes for a cheap underhanded coup de grace!

But crit fails, and misses completely.

END OF TURN SUMMARY, THEBLACKDOG AND LRDOFBRICKS:
One Vladtroop down, one to go. Ready for Turn 3 orders!

[Rayhawk]

have stalin throw the flameing corpes at the vladtron troop on the roof.
then have him chuck the bowl on the roof as well.

Stalin proudly hoists the burning corpse of the Vladtroop whose throat he crushed.

Using a Feat of Strength, Stalin tosses the burning corpse high into the air! But will he succeed in his Feat roll?

Nope! The burning corpse comes right back down and smashes Stalin! Thanks to some unlucky rolls, Stalin is smashed and burned to death.

IVascus joins the dating service and decides his nickname should be VladTron then invites a girl over for dinner and she is actually an obese german woman. She arrives and hugs the vladtron troop.

IVascus attempts a Prankster Feat to summon an unattractive date for the Vladtroop - but fails! Due to his unfamiliarity with dating services, he accidentally summons a large hairy man instead.

"I came here to meet a rugged Vladtroop, but I can't resist a man in rainbow armor!" cries Hagbeard. "You're so daring and dapper!"

IVascus easily resists his seduction roll.

While all this is going on, the rooftop troop misses with the catapult again. No one notices.

END OF TURN SUMMARY, MUFFINMAN42 AND BENKIM123:
Wow, that was disturbing. BrikWars and romance shouldn't mix! At least Stalin didn't survive to have to see that. Ready for turn three orders!

[Rayhawk]

Ok, the IV-pase should try and eat the horse, if it can recombobulate itself as an Awful Green Thing... well, you get the idea.

IVascus, having succeeded in the first part of his plan to turn himself into paste, attempts a Trickster Feat to reformulate into an Awful Green Thing!

It fails. He's dead.

Stalin: Remove the rear door/ladder from the carriage and clobber the remaining vladtron trooper with it.

Stalin uses a Feat of Strength to rip out the door and beat the Vladtroop with it.

The Vladtroop withstands Stalin's low damage roll.

The Vladtroop counterattacks! Stalin fails to block with his shield, and just barely survives.

The Vladtroop attacks, and Stalin counters with the door; both miss.

END OF TURN SUMMARY, ELMAGNIFICO AND PSYBERIANHUSKY:
Pretty uneventful turn, except that IVascus is now completely dead instead of just mostly dead. Ready for turn three orders!

[Rayhawk]

Have stalin pull a krazy Ivan on the vladtroop. Then whack him over the head with his coopy of The Kommunist Manifesto that stalin keeps in his pocket, untill the vladtroop dies.

Stalin begins wandering off, as if he forgets that the Vladtroop is standing behind him.

Suddenly, he pulls a rapid 180, and reveals his copy of the Communist Manifesto! It's the Crazy Ivan maneuver!

Books don't usually do very much damage, but Stalin gets a really good damage roll.

IVascus boomerangs banana bomb at Vladtroop as distraction so Krazy Ivan has a better chance of working. Hitches loyal horse to cart.

Unfortunately I didn't get Warhead's orders until I'd already run Silent-sigfig's. IVascus throws his banana at the remains of the Vladtroop. Stalin appreciates the solidarity of his comrade's efforts.

IVascus hitches his horse up to the cart and they're ready to go. Victory!

FINAL TALLY, SILENT-SIGFIG AND WARHEAD:
A very satisfying victory, with lots of blood!

[Elmagnifico]

Maaaaaan, no Awful Green Thing?

Anyway,
A] does this mean I'm like, eliminated?
B] will there be any sequel battles?
C] if there are, will I:
a) be able to compete
b) still be partnered with Psyberian Husky

[lrdofbricks]

orders turn 3: break off the catupult and use it as a club to smash the surviver to bits.

[Theblackdog]

Turn 3 orders: after Stalin finishes beating up the trooper, either stab him or mutilate his corpse. Then feed the apple to the horse to revive it.

[Rayhawk]

Maaaaaan, no Awful Green Thing?

Anyway,

A] does this mean I'm like, eliminated?
B] will there be any sequel battles?
C] if there are, will I:
a) be able to compete
b) still be partnered with Psyberian Husky

Sorry about the green thing business, I would have given it to you if the dice had rolled right.

A: Yes.
B: Yes.

C(a): Yes.
C(b): The next battle will be solo (mostly), so you won't get paired with anybody.

[PsyberianHusky]

Turn 3 orders: Forget using the door, and have Stalin equip his sword to cut the final Vlad in half.

[benkim123]

IVascus throws every food he has to the Vladtron troop and yells `Fetch!`. If the hairy man can't resist a guy who is wearing rainbow armor then he wont resist a guy with food all over his armor, right? what Im trying to say is the hairy man eats the vladtron troop.