Space Pirate's Revenge Turn 1

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Space Pirate's Revenge Turn 1

Post by MasterEcabob » Mon Aug 31, 2009 9:21 pm

Aboard the USS Titan...

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"Move the fleet into attack position, and ready the fighters for launch. Prepare to fire burst cannon on my mark."

"FIRE!"

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"Titan, this is blue squadron; we have made contact with the enemy!"

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"Titan, this is yellow squadron reporting in. We're beginning our attack run on their frigate."

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"Admiral? This is the Cardinal. Our guns are aching for a target over here."

"Excellent, go ahead and vape that big destroyer of theirs."

"We're on it Admiral."

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"Sir! We have a reading on the bogey! It appears to be a command class warship by the callsign Nemesis. I suggest-"

"Nemesis? Quick, fire missiles! We need to take it down!"

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"Uh, Admiral? That might not have been such a good id-"

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BOOM!!!

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"Blue squadron here, the fighters are regrouping, we're in trouble here, we can't hold them, aghhh!"

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"This is yellow squadron, requesting assistance, the frigate is launching missiles, repeat, the frig- gahhhhh!

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Titan? This is Resonance. We're under attack, its like their entire fleet is pounding us! Don't think we can take much more..."

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"Lets just hope the crew of the Binary is faring better than we are..."

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Post by MasterEcabob » Mon Aug 31, 2009 9:39 pm

Aboard the USS Binary...

"Captain, sound the alarm, I don't think our troops stand a chance against those respawning pirates, fleet or no fleet."

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"That task will be up to me, and my trusty ol'"

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Blue Transparent Chainsaw!

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"Come on, lets go save the Binary."



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"Run!" "We can't beat em'!" "It's hopeless!" "We're DOOMED!!!"

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"Semore, Johnson! What are you guys doing, we have to get outta here!"

"No thanks, we prefer to take the fight straight to these scurvy seadogs."

"Have fun then."

"Oh we will, we will...."

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"...Wow, is that really the best you've got?" Geez, for officers, you'd think these guys would be-

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better...shots?"

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"Semore! NooOooooOOooooOo!"
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Results

Post by MasterEcabob » Mon Aug 31, 2009 9:56 pm

Turn 1 is pretty even all around, although the Astronauts are definitely hurting the most.

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Astronauts

USS Titan: 5/5 HP
USS Cardinal: BOOM!!!
USS Resonance: 1/2 HP seeker missile incoming
Blue Squadron Frigate: 2/2 HP
Yellow Squadron Frigate: 2/2 HP


Mystery Faction

Nemesis: 5/5 HP seeker missile incoming


Space Pirates

Flagship: 5/5 HP
Destroyer: 2/3 HP
Missile Frigate: 1/2 HP
Frigate: 2/2 HP light missiles incoming



USS Binary

Natalya's depressurization plan was quite genius. Unfortunately, her officers skill rolls weren't. With only one of them even hitting the wall, I decided to make a very small gam. Because of how small the gap is, Semore is still rescueable, however, whoever rescued him would have a pretty good chance of being sucked out himself. And sorry about the lack of flamethrower Elmagnifico, I hope BTC will work instead.

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Kills

Astronauts - 1
Space Pirates - 0
Critical Fail - 1


Orders are due by Wednesday
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Post by lrdofbricks » Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:29 am

i was trying to remain nuetral, put the astronuats have made their choice, and now they shall feel te wrath of the NEMIESIS!
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Post by pesgores » Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:30 am

I love boarding parties and combat around them.
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Post by Natalya » Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:21 pm

You skill rolled for shooting a wall?
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Post by Olothontor » Fri Sep 04, 2009 7:44 am

Damn. That's some pretty intense carnage for turn one.
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Post by MasterEcabob » Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:48 pm

Yes, that's one of the advantages of my version over yours, it allows for a much quicker game. And since I'm only going to (at best) be able to update this once a week, the quicker the better.

Also, I still need orders for the space pirate fleet.
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Post by RunsWithLegos » Thu Nov 04, 2010 10:24 pm

uh, where is the rest of the battle?

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Post by RunsWithLegos » Thu Nov 04, 2010 10:48 pm

uh....

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Post by MasterEcabob » Fri Nov 05, 2010 12:18 am

Yes, like my other cool forum battle, a combination of laziness and lack of orders forced me to end this battle prematurely. Summer's a bitch.
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Post by RunsWithLegos » Fri Nov 05, 2010 12:32 am

fuck this one looked awesome.

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