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[Warhead]

...a secret? Hmm, curious... enhance our lives and impart your story.

[kiemaster]

ooooooooh story time *sits on a cushion on floor*

[CompulsiveCatfish]

Well how many Real Life conversations do you know that don't swing from topic to topic? Yes you may start out talking about Workplace Safety but the topic might shift to fishing or that really hot redhead your wife let you shag while she was in the hospital (*).

So if that's the way Real Life is, I don't understand why some forums get so fucking bent out of shape if a topic drifts.

I think it's more like Alpha Nerd syndrome. Here I am "Geek Of Geeks" running this forum telling all you other lesser non-forum running Geeks what to do and how to do it.

TrekRPG.net used to be the worst. So was the cancer forum that my wife eventually took over before our server crashed. Practical Machinist can be rather strict in some of the subforums.

(*) true story

[kiemaster]

sounds bad but you've got us now if thats a good or a bad thing ill let you decide

[Warhead]

* Fuck sake! I hope you don't put her into hospital often, just cause you see someone you want to shag. Man, this leads to another story.

I know what you mean, it was/is/can be a bit like that here too but it is light years better than it was, and that was only since Feb/09.

Ok, I say we gather up our members, register on one of these Alpha Nerd forums and use our vastly superior piss taking abilities to make them all Emo Slash themselves to death after tormenting them with Twilight critiques and disparaging comments about their mothers, who we had in every sexual possition imaginable but they were still shite. It would be better than eFuckin'Republik anyway.

[CompulsiveCatfish]

No that was a special one-time event never to be repeated, we hope. One cancer-scare per lifetime is more than enough. :p

[Warhead]

Yeah, I can personally understand that mate. The big C is a bastard and done for my dad when I was in my early 20's. Although not cancer I almost lost my wife too due to fucking stupid doctors. It's a personal story so nuff said. Still, I didn't get a shag out of it. I'll need to have a word with the Mrs about that one.

[CompulsiveCatfish]

Her thinking was this would keep me distracted and out of her hair while she was learning to walk again and if the worst happened a suitable temporary replacement would be on hand.

Can't argue with that logic. No sir.

[IVhorseman]

I'll need to have a word with the Mrs about that one.

"OH COME ON, HIS WIFE WAS COOL WITH IT!"

[CompulsiveCatfish]

I'll need to have a word with the Mrs about that one.

"OH COME ON, HIS WIFE WAS COOL WITH IT!"

"You do realize he was shagging me right?"
"That little monster!!"

All joking aside if Warhead suddenly stops posting here we know what happened. [/i]

[Warhead]

No such luck, the Mrs isn't well. Hospital Tomorrow, no, I swear I didn't have nuffin' to do with it. So no jiggery pokery malarkey. *sigh*

I was just watching this with Mrs and Mini-Warhead. It scared the shitters outa' me. That's why I wasn't posting.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0 ... 27c5b965.0

[CompulsiveCatfish]

Dr. Who lego. That's what we need.

[Magic Soap]

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[kiemaster]

i missed that on tv so thanks for posting it

[Magic Soap]

TV? Please explain, my illegal mexican friends don't get it.

EDIT: What the fuck did I just write?