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by **AdrianTheGeek** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 6:09 pm

Can some of my bitches have weapons for boobs? Like a machine gun or rockets that come out, sorta like on Austin Powers! That would be some uber pwnage.

by **Warhead** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 6:43 pm

Ssssh! You spoiled surprise, now I have to do something else. Damnit! fffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

by **AdrianTheGeek** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 7:55 pm

Were you seriously gonna go that?

by **Warhead** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:29 am

YES! Now Shhhhh!

by **AdrianTheGeek** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 12:31 pm

Tehehehe.

by **Warhead** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 3:13 pm

NatalyaAF wrote:
But no, srsly, get a Day 0 // Top Thread going.

Not quite ready for that, however here is an update.

The Battlefield. Not all the baseplates are in place yet but the main Britannia League landing pad and base are well on the way to completion. Please, take a look...

The main buildings in blue wont have a roof so I can move things around inside.

Main compound.

Barracks, sleeps ten.

Captain Alexandria's office.

Next door the Command centre.

Extra Stuff

Britannia League Steam Powered 30mm Gatling Gun. It's a temperamental piece of crap that might explode, or not. But it looks cool. The gunner can only move 2" in a turn and may not move and fire in the same turn, or climb, bail, use cover, melee etc but if it works it'll rock your world.

Natalya's Assyrians chomping at the bit ready to start with the Computer Core safely in hand.

That is all.

by **Natalya** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 3:19 pm

What happened to my unit of Star Commandos?

Also, can I ally with the Britannia people? They're yellows so we like them.

by **Warhead** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 3:46 pm

It'll all be in the background story, in short you wouldn't be on the planet without the Leagues permission, unofficial permission anyway.

I was going to PM this but ah, what the hell.

The Star Commandos will be in support and deploy from the skies when needed. I'll PM you the details once I've work them out.

by **Natalya** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 4:06 pm

Aww yeah, I'm gonna kick some ass!!

by **AdrianTheGeek** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 9:19 pm

Are my bitches almost done?

by **Massam** » Sun Nov 29, 2009 12:08 am

OOh, sorry guys, I had family down for Thanksgiving. My guys ready to kill, Warhead?

by **Apollyon** » Sun Nov 29, 2009 2:45 am

wow, this looks spectacular. Is there an army still unclaimed?

by **kiemaster** » Sun Nov 29, 2009 4:52 am

lol steam powered gatling gun

by **Warhead** » Sun Nov 29, 2009 5:18 am

Sorry Appolyon but the table will collapse if I make any more teams.

Massam, fashionably on time my friend.

Adrian, nope, not yet and any more pestering and I'll retire your bitch ass. (Joke no heat, but they're now at the bottom of the to do list).

OK, here's something you can all do before play, allies. Here is a list of who you can/could/are allied to and a list of who you can't. PM each other and do that Brikwars plotting thing we love to do. Oh, and break the rules if you must but just remember bad things will start to happen in bizarre in game ways if you do.

Assyrians Natalya

Are Allied with: Britannia League. Neither can attack the other.
Can Ally: Apoc Survivors.
Can't Ally: Zombies, Undead Deadly Spacemen, Peach Pirates, Daemons, Manly Men, Mad Bitch Brigade.

Racial Motivation: The Computer Core must reach the homeworld, nothing else matters... Aw for shit sake who put all these fucking retards in the way!?!

Britannia League Magic Soap

Are Allied with: Assyrians. Neither can attack the other.
Can Ally: Apoc Survivors, Manly Men, Mad Bitch Brigade, Peach Pirates.
Can't Ally: Zombies, Undead Deadly Spacemen, Daemons.

Racial Motivation: Jolly bad show all these cadavers wot? Still, we have our orders and by gad we shall see them carried out to the end. The Space Port will not fall until the Assyrians complete their mission.

Apoc Survivors Massam

Are Allied with: Nobody.
Can Ally: Assyrians, Britannia League, Manly Men, Mad Bitch Brigade, Peach Pirates, Daemons.
Can't Ally: Zombies, Undead Deadly Spacemen.

Racial Motivation: Survival, at all costs... so long as you get to re-kill the undead along the way.

Manly Men 501stCadians

Are Allied with: Nobody.
Can Ally: Apoc Survivors, Britannia League, Peach Pirates.
Can't Ally: Assyrians, Mad Bitch Brigade, Zombies, Undead Deadly Spacemen, Daemons.

Locked Cocked and ready to Rock! It's dyin' time! Hey, isn't that the Computer Core the Peach Liberation Army put a contract out on? Oh, hell's yeah, Lets go!

Mad Bitch Brigade AdrianTheGeek

Are Allied with: Nobody.
Can Ally: Apoc Survivors, Britannia League, Peach Pirates.
Can't Ally: Assyrians, Manly Men, Zombies, Undead Deadly Spacemen, Daemons.

Racial Motivation: Argh! Zombies!!! Get me the fuck off this planet!!! Oh look a space port! But we've no money. Hey, those Assyrians look suspicious... Ooo, that computer core looks expensive.

Peach Pirates Birdman

Are Allied with: Zombies, Undead Deadly Spacemen, Daemons. Neither can attack the other.
Can Ally: Apoc Survivors, Manly Men, Mad Bitch Brigade, Britannia League.
Can't Ally: Assyrians.

Racial Motivation: The Assyrians are responsible for atrocities against Peach Kind, you hate them. You have been contacted by an Agent of the Peach Liberation Army, they have placed a contract and want you to attack the Assyrians and take back what they've stolen.

Daemons IVHorseman

Are Allied with: Peach Pirates. Neither can attack the other.
Can Ally: Zombies, Undead Deadly Spacemen.
Can't Ally: Apoc Survivors, Manly Men, Mad Bitch Brigade, Assyrians, Britannia League.

Racial Motivation: You are Xenophobic Mercs sent on a mission. The zombies hold no power over you and you despise the humans but the Peach Liberation Army through the Peach Pirates are paying for your assistance here.

Undead Deadly Spacemen

Are Allied with: Zombies. (Special) They must support the Zombies attack. Peach Pirates, Daemons. Neither can attack the other.
Can Ally: Nobody.
Can't Ally: Apoc Survivors, Manly Men, Mad Bitch Brigade, Assyrians, Britannia League, .

Racial Motivation: You care nothing for Zombie Lincolns war or any of the other inferior races. Zombie Lincoln has shown his power and for now you shall follow as it serves your own ends.

The Army of Darkness Zombies NPC (sorry these guys would not play well as a player race).

Are Allied with: Undead Deadly Spacemen (Special) The Undead Deadly Spacemen are actively helping the Zombies. Daemons, Peach Pirates. Neither can attack the other.
Can Ally: None
Can't Ally: All others.

Racial Motivation: Brains! The serve the will of their Necromaster. Sorry, ZL is not available at the moment but if you leave your shrill screams after the groan a lackey will kill you momentarily. Another controls the Army of Darkness while Zombie Lincoln is off doing god knows what. :shock:

Dun-Dun! Duh! He's really scary too.

Well, hopefully I haven't messed it all up and it makes sense. If I have made a mistake I'm sure you'll let me know.

by **kiemaster** » Sun Nov 29, 2009 5:55 am

UUUUUH theres no problem looks good

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