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Battle of Death

Postby Natalya » Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:04 pm

This was a 2-part battle I played with my friend. He had donated his Lego to me long ago, so he didn't have any of his own. So I let him play as the Czechs and Space Pirates. I was the Assyrians as usual.

I didn't do complete coverage of this like I normally do for forum battles, but it's pretty good I think.


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Turn one for me really only saw my guys advance. I shot some of his guys who were camping on top of the moonbase elevator.


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The Czechs advanced and attacked full-force.


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With some suicidal intentions I might add...


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Kamikaze Drive-By!!


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The damn mecha blew a bunch of my guys to bits, as it has done in every other battle where it's been featured.


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My guys weren't too happy with the car, but they suck at shooting.


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They got the car down to one structure point left... Just one!! But they couldn't kill it.


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My mecha fired a rocket at one of their other cars, but it missed.


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However, it managed to kill the driver with its main gun.


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My friend's turn... He swerved and tried to run over my guys. Most jumped out of the way but one got run over. Dead.


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They then started shooting and killed two more of my guys.


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Nearby the flamethrower guy had snuck around the rocks...


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My sniper got torched. D:


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More people dead from a rocket attack.


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This guy shoots sideways like a gangster.


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My turn again... I was pissed with the rocket attacks to say the least.


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Finally my guys stop sucking and kill the car.


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At this point it looked like an Assyrian victory was immanent.


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The robot in the car whose driver got killed fires back at my guys before he drives off the map.


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And my soldiers clean up whoever was left.


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The game ends with an Assyrian victory, though most of my guys were killed.

We had a rematch the next day but I have even fewer pictures from it. However, we never finished, though I think he won because I was left with fewer soldiers.
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Postby Apollyon » Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:11 pm

According to the pictures your account of winning is not very plausible. Looks like a ather awesome battle tho...
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Postby Magic Soap » Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:23 pm

Awesome. However, I see you've gone back to the green death cars - what happened to the ghetto ones? Or have you got both.
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Postby Warhead » Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:47 pm

Nice, good to see the Assyrian/Czech war flaring up again. What started the conflict?
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Postby Magic Soap » Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:51 pm

Pie, presumably.

Although, food could be a cause. The Czechs have very few planets to provide food for a whole fleet.
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Postby Natalya » Mon Nov 23, 2009 3:59 pm

Magic Soap wrote:Awesome. However, I see you've gone back to the green death cars - what happened to the ghetto ones? Or have you got both.


I still got the ghetto ones. The red robot who drove off the map... He was in a jeep.

As for winning, it was narrow. The second battle I lost but that's not on here.



Magic Soap wrote:Pie, presumably.

Although, food could be a cause. The Czechs have very few planets to provide food for a whole fleet.


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Let's just say it involved McDonald's.
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Postby Davoth » Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:47 pm

Am I the only person reading that someone GAVE AWAY their legos.

This is blasphemy.

Nice battle however.
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Postby AdrianTheGeek » Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:38 pm

You have a very large force Natayla.
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Postby Warhead » Mon Nov 23, 2009 6:54 pm

Yup, nice force with well made up and established/defined armies. 8)
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Postby Ranger S2H » Mon Nov 23, 2009 7:03 pm

question: what was the composition of both forces? this looks like a good battle size
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Postby Natalya » Mon Nov 23, 2009 7:56 pm

In the second battle I fielded 30 Assyrian Soldiers with Major Smith as their commander. Also on the field was my Pallas Space Skiff with 4 2nd-Type Assassin Droids, 6 Assyrian Commandos, and 4 Star Commandos who boarded the Czech shuttle and took it down. On the ground I had 6 more Commandos, the Assyrian Lightfoot, and the Mars Heavy Battle Tank. In the skies was the Juno Starfighter.

The Czechs fielded 3 MiG-II's, a Shuttle, 10 Super Commandos, 2 Death Cars (one was a Jeep), a contingent of 10 Space Ninjas and 8 Space Pirates, a Lightfoot Mecha, 3 Wookies, 5 Aliens, a Death Robot, and an Avatar. Their heavy troops (Wookies, Aliens, Avatar, Robot...) managed to survive many of my attacks even though the Heavy Laser Rifles my guys carry are overpowered. This ultimately led to the Czechs winning the battle because they were able to soften up my left flank so much.
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Postby Pvt Expendable » Mon Nov 23, 2009 10:04 pm

I like the mech / powerarmour thingy
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Postby Strana » Tue Nov 24, 2009 12:50 am

yeah lightfoot mecha are awesome.
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Postby mm233 » Thu Dec 10, 2009 2:25 pm

light foot is awsome!
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Postby Natalya » Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:10 pm

That's a negative. :(
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