NatalyaAF wrote:Assyrian Star Empire up in this shit!! 14 kills +2 creepers. Look at that shit motherfucker!! Two fucking creepers!! While y'alls n00b armies are gettin prawned by those creepy motherfuckers my mans fucking muderated two of the bitches. That makes 16 fucking kills. SIXTEEN. FUCKING. KILLS. No one else can compete!! Except the Britannians, but that's why I got their back, you see? I'm allied with the strongest motherfucking team killing the most motherfucking zombies and blowin' up the most motherfucking shit. Motherfucker!! Who's badass? It's not the Manly Men. They fucking suck. More like the retard men -- look at that shit. They tried to mess with the Vol and they fucking got nowhereee~ You don't fuck with the Vol. They'll cut your spine out and use it as a toothpick after they're done eating your flesh. And the bitches? Their ghetto boob blasters are crap. That creeper's all up in their shit wreckin' their faces. My dudes might look kinda boring. They might seem unoriginal. But that's only because they are close descendants of the Deadly Spaceman Empire. And you don't fuck with that!! We might look plain, but we're mean-ass motherfuckers. Our laser guns will fry anything that moves within our sight. And we're smart too. We don't go around just shooting enemies. We're crafty. We will look around the map and find shit like two explosive rocket tank things right next to us and we'll use it to our advantage. We got this shit so tight. 4 turns on the board and only 1 casualty. We are in this tight, in top form. We're here to kick some ass and that's just what we've been doing. Assyrian Zombie Gauntlet? More like Zombie Assyrian Gauntlet -- we're fucking dealing it out. 16 kills motherfucker!! ASE is where it's at. Peace!!
All right, now that the radio's working.....WE'RE BADASS. Not only do we have only one casualty, we aren't stupid enough to try to fight in the streets like those dumb assyrian fuckers. We have better weapons, better resolve, and we know how to kill better than those retarded manly men and bitches.............................................no could the assyrians maybe come blow us a way out of this fort?