Awesome Sig-Fig

[RagnarokRose]

Fine. Let's at least get back on topic.

Dil- The chrome siggy is cool, but his neck looks really long. Take off the tanks on his back. I like the firesaber though.

[Warhead]

Thanks MasterEcabob, you saved me from a wall of turd text.

Rules of engagement eh?.. Like a sissy duel. Nah, spleen and vitriol is for spilling and it lands all over the place. There are no rules.

J+B, you can't build as well as you seem to think you do. Your arrogance gets you hung every time.

Dilanski, it's J+B man. Your mom let alone your awesome dad could bust his punk ass but unless you destroy him outright and make him run away then he'll deflect everything you've got and make you look a fool.

Top tip: These arguments about grammar are like watching a couple of sissy fops half heartedly slapping at each other in a limp wristed way. Go for the throat or gut, say something about the other guys parental lineage or something but stop with the punctuation. It's your duty to entertain us after all.

@Ross: Oops, you got in before me, sorry.

[stubby]

get booty bothered
delete posts
ban people

...Is Rayhawk editing J+B's posts again?

No way! If I edited j+b's posts I would use proper grammar. Also, when I remember, I make the corrections in red so people can tell. It would look more like this:

Now[,] I am no psychologist[,] but it seems like you are the angry/pissed one here[,] not me. I admit I can't quite follow this [- specifically,] the first sentence in the third line. I am failing to see just how it relates to this thread.

However[,] in the interest of a good and open argument, I shall try my best to parry. I will save the retort for the next insult,[;] I hardly think it fair to attack the unarmed[,] so I shall try to arm you. Firstly[,] if you are going to insult me[,] try [to do] it with something that I actual [actually] care about here. For example[,] going into all this stuff about not getting enough sleep a day day [day] does not effect [affect] me. And because in my mind the general populous [populace] of this forum is inhabited by [is made up of] a majority of 13[-]year[-]olds[,] I really don't take anything seriously[.] to [To] me its [it's] just a big joke. Weather [Whether] or not this is a [an] actuate [accurate] observation of the members [members'] ages does not matter. I have stated such so [that] I can help you to get through to me with your insults.

Ok [Okay,] if you want to get on my bad side[,] you need to start by insulting my creations. I do not stay on this [these] forums to talk about things aside form [from] Lego[,] so insult my very reason for being here. Now that we have that down, "insult James Burgundys [Burgundy's] Lego[,]" you can start with the torrent of words. I ask only a few things first[.] if [If] you are going to insult me[,] don't mess up the grammar. I find it very hard to read insults when they are messed up. Secondly[,] get to the point[.] I don't want to spend half the day reading some insult just to find [that] its [it's] lame. That brings me to my third point[.] if [If] you are going to insult me[,] do it right[.] make [Make] it count[.] its [It's] a waste of your time and mind if the insult does not work, and last but not least[,] since its [it's] my lego [Lego] you should be trying to insult[,] I will worn [warn] you that I am not going to take any insults about my stuff seriously unless you are at [possess] equal or superior building skills.

For example[,] I will gladly take crap from ROC,[ ]AF or Dr.x [Dr. X] (if he ever comes back)[,] but I will just plan out [plain out] laugh at people like Tuefish[,] oneye [OneEye,] 5o1st [501st] (sorry[,] I guess that [that's] more predigest [prejudice] then [than] judge [a judgment] of skill ) [skill),] and any of the other lot of under[-]supplied, under[-]skilled and just plan [plain] suckish builders here. I have nothing personally against you (well most of you anyway)[,] but I simple [simply] can't take you seriously.

[stubby]

All right, now that I got that out of my system, everybody stop arguing with j+b. Everyone who'll agree with you already agrees with you, everyone else (namely, j+b) never will. And that brings me to my third point, which is that this kind of argument is really only entertaining when it's with piltogg, due to the testosterone factor.

So, given that no one is going to accomplish anything here, I set forth the requirement that if you're going to post something it should at least entertain people.

[dilanski]

Also, when I remember, I make the corrections in red so people can tell. It would look more like this:

Now[,] I am no psychologist[,] but it seems like you are the angry/pissed one here[,] not me. I admit I can't quite follow this [- specifically,] the first sentence in the third line. I am failing to see just how it relates to this thread.

However[,] in the interest of a good and open argument, I shall try my best to parry. I will save the retort for the next insult,[;] I hardly think it fair to attack the unarmed[,] so I shall try to arm you. Firstly[,] if you are going to insult me[,] try [to do] it with something that I actual [actually] care about here. For example[,] going into all this stuff about not getting enough sleep a day day [day] does not effect [affect] me. And because in my mind the general populous [populace] of this forum is inhabited by [is made up of] a majority of 13[-]year[-]olds[,] I really don't take anything seriously[.] to [To] me its [it's] just a big joke. Weather [Whether] or not this is a [an] actuate [accurate] observation of the members [members'] ages does not matter. I have stated such so [that] I can help you to get through to me with your insults.

Ok [Okay,] if you want to get on my bad side[,] you need to start by insulting my creations. I do not stay on this [these] forums to talk about things aside form [from] Lego[,] so insult my very reason for being here. Now that we have that down, "insult James Burgundys [Burgundy's] Lego[,]" you can start with the torrent of words. I ask only a few things first[.] if [If] you are going to insult me[,] don't mess up the grammar. I find it very hard to read insults when they are messed up. Secondly[,] get to the point[.] I don't want to spend half the day reading some insult just to find [that] its [it's] lame. That brings me to my third point[.] if [If] you are going to insult me[,] do it right[.] make [Make] it count[.] its [It's] a waste of your time and mind if the insult does not work, and last but not least[,] since its [it's] my lego [Lego] you should be trying to insult[,] I will worn [warn] you that I am not going to take any insults about my stuff seriously unless you are at [possess] equal or superior building skills.

For example[,] I will gladly take crap from ROC,[ ]AF or Dr.x [Dr. X] (if he ever comes back)[,] but I will just plan out [plain out] laugh at people like Tuefish[,] oneye [OneEye,] 5o1st [501st] (sorry[,] I guess that [that's] more predigest [prejudice] then [than] judge [a judgment] of skill ) [skill),] and any of the other lot of under[-]supplied, under[-]skilled and just plan [plain] suckish builders here. I have nothing personally against you (well most of you anyway)[,] but I simple [simply] can't take you seriously.

You have way too much free time, don't you have something better to do like write a rule book?

[stubby]

Crap! I forgot!

[OneEye589]

For example I will gladly take crap from ROC,AF or Dr.x (if he ever comes back) but I will just plan out laugh at people like Tuefish oneye 5o1st(sorry I guess that more predigest then judge of skill ) and any of the other lot of under supplied, under skilled and just plan suckish builders here.

Just one thing, criticizing people for being "under supplied" is just a dick thing to do. It's not our fault that we don't have parents that buy us Lego all the time, and Warhead has more Legos than any of us and has built WAY better stuff than we've seen you build.

[dilanski]

Crap! I forgot!

so how about you put down the latest edition of 'ZERO-G JUGGS' and get writing.

[Tzan]

Crap! [kraP!] I forgot!

[Warhead]

Crap! I forgot!

so how about you put down the latest edition of 'ZERO-G JUGGS' and get writing.

You can't put down Zero G, Tahthing tried and died.

[The Shadowscythe]

Crap! I forgot!

so how about you put down the latest edition of 'ZERO-G JUGGS' and get writing.

You can't put down Zero G, Tahthing tried and died.

The time-space continuum is built around that book, and it shalt never be put down!

[kiemaster]

Looks good and is very nice.

Like your mom

[james+burgundy]

Thank you to all who participated you have made this a very entertaining event. I now get to sit back and read a page and half of humor. I want to especially thank MasterEcabob for his translations, Mike for his insight and genral overlordness, Warhead for his humor, oneeye for just being oneye , Tuefish for his seemingly useless posts that added variety,Ross Varn for his wonderful game idea and last but not least dilanski if not for him there would be no where to start. Thanks to you and all those not mentions but that were involved it was so much fun.

(One small correction after reading through the posts I found out that Oneeye seems to have the assumption that my parents "buy" me Lego, this is however only a dream that I might have. It has been over two years since I have gotten any Lego form my parents. My supply comes form years and years of collecting and form spending most of the money I make on the hobby.)

[OneEye589]

Stage one: IDC lol Smile

You try to pull off that you don't care about people posting about you. In fact, even thanking the posters for giving you attention. Pushaw! Show your fans that you're better than that. Note: During this time you will have inflated ego, and an urge to write a poem to the poster giving thanks to them. Luckily this is the shortest stage of all and will likely last a week at most.

Whoa, I thought he would be a little bit farther along than just stage one.

And some people need to spend their money on things other than Lego, such as rent, food, vehicles, etc. You're lucky you can blow what you make on anything you want. That's pretty much equivalent to your parents buying them for you.

[Warhead]

I'm insanely happily to be chosen the winner of the twelve inch black ribbed knobbler humour award here tonight and I'd just like to say thanks to all who made it possible. I've already looked out a place to keep it. In your moms ear, I would have said ass but she apparently doesn't keep a donkey.