Zombie (Zulu) Dawn Turn 8

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Zombie (Zulu) Dawn Turn 8

Postby Warhead » Sat Feb 20, 2010 12:46 pm

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THE BITCHES

With the arrival of Cthulhu the Grand Bitchess realises that her team are done for. However, she has one last bitch trick up her sleeve.

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She gathers the remnants of her bitch army around her and evoking the ancient ritual of Bitches everywhere...

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...they make calls to all their friends and bitch for all they're worth.

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Their call is heard by the biggest bitch of all! Strangely a strong smell of sweet strawberries fills the air.

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In payment for her answer the lowly bitches instantly burst into flames. Leaving only the Grand Bitches alive, the soul vessel for the Bitch Avatar of..!

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Hell'O Kitty!!! Not just the cute and cudly one depicted on cards and stuff in our world. Oh, no. This one is a real BITCH.

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The Grand Bitches remains in a trance.

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Without a moment to lose she sets to work.

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Oh, hi there! Will you be my friend?

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*SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee!!!*

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Apparently not.

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Like wheat the Undeads fall before her might.

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Unhindered and untroubled Hell'O Kitty strolls on like Bonn-o-Tron. What a lovely day for a walk. Tum-te-tum... *sigh* :D
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Postby kiemaster » Sat Feb 20, 2010 12:56 pm

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

P.S:do i control hello kitty
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Postby Ross_Varn » Sat Feb 20, 2010 2:58 pm

Um. Cthulu may have some compition...
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Postby fredde » Sat Feb 20, 2010 3:10 pm

hmmm i approve of the new bitch
i can't wait till you post the rest :D
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Postby muffinman42 » Sat Feb 20, 2010 3:13 pm

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Postby kiemaster » Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:11 am

muffinman42 wrote:Image


thats how i got the idea to summon hell o kitty
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Postby Warhead » Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:14 am

THE P.L.A.

The PLA Commander Anorak was ordered to start singing the ancient sea chantey "What do you do with a drunken sailor." However, he didn't know the words. But being ever the slave to duty he did know one ol' sea dogs song... by the Sex Pistols.


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Oi Scurvies,listen to this then

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FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN

It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, you should've seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast, was a mammoth penis


The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty fucker
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
From one place to another


Friggin' in the rigging
Friggin' in the rigging!..
Friggin' in the rigging!!.
There was fuck all else to do!!!


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The captain's name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play on his fucking organ


The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor


Friggin' in the rigging
Friggin' in the rigging!..
Friggin' in the rigging!!..
There was fuck all else to do!!!


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Hold on give it some bollocks,bollocks,bollocks!...

The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy


The cabin boy was Kipper
He was a fucking nipper
He stuffed his ass with a broken glass
And circumcised the skipper


Friggin' in the rigging
Friggin' in the rigging!..
Friggin' in the rigging!!.
There was fuck all else to do!!!


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The Captain's wife was Mabel
To fuck she was not able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
Across the bar room table


The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
And invited squeals and milk and eels
Had found her sexual quarters


Friggin' in the rigging
Friggin' in the rigging!..
Friggin' in the rigging!!.
There was fuck all else to dooooooo!!!...


THERE! Put that on the front page of the wiki and smoke it!

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!!!
IMPERVIOUS TO ALL DAMAGE FOR ONE TURN.
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Postby The Shadowscythe » Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:37 am

I get the feeling Warhead should listen to some Alestorm . . .http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-8Uo1j0AiA :lol:
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Postby Warhead » Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:25 am

THE BRITANNIAN LEAGUE

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!!!

FORLORN HOPE!

FOR DEATH! FOR GLORY! FOR QUEEN AND EMPIRE!!!


The Britannian's figure if they are going to die then they had best do it well. Captain Alexandria gives the age old Britannian speech The Charge of Death and the Britannian's leap into action (you'll note they don't charge Cthulhu, they ain't stoopid), this can only be done once per game. (Until they die they have attack bonuses - +1 attack, +1 to hit and an extra D6 damage in melee but after their turns actions they are easier to hit and to kill, lower armour rating and +1 mod to be hit).

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The first to attack is the last Assault Trooper. His jetpack carries him into the midst of the Undeads. He spears one and try's a shot at the Creeper. It hits!

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A very lucky shot, two criticals on the damage meant the Creeper explodes. Huzzah!

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Captain Alexandria charges out with her shield of loyalty protecting her from the Undead Magi's response action.

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She runs him through, filling his belly with good Britannian steel. She then casts him into the burning Stalker.

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Yoink! Nicking the Magi's gun she again uses the Shield to deflect shots and then shoves her shield and the Peach Assault Troopers clearing a gap for her men to attack through.

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The last Rifleman must be a true believer in the Empire. He quickly fits the found RPG onto the end of his lasrifle...

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...and heads off looking for something to blow up in one last act of brave stupidity.

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KA-FUCKIN-BOOOOOM!!!

...I'd say that went well.

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The brave lad didn't survive but his patriotic smile says it all.

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A nice clear space.

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What's this! The Lieutenant is climbing the tower? Is this Cowardice?..

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Fear not, he just needs the elevation for his run.

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Aliez Up - Hoopla!..

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Banzaiiiiiiii!!!

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Aaaaiiiiieeeee!!! Man, this is one slow sequence of shots...

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*Slash!*

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*Hack!*

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*Stab! Stab! Stab!*

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Ta-Daaaaah! Ooo... nice minigun, Yoink!

One Stalker annihilated! HUZZAH! HUZZAH! HUZZAH!!!

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Borstal, seeing his new best ever mates run off grabs Benny's motorbike and a handy spear.

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Not really knowing how to drive he just presses down on the accelerator and sort of aims himself towards the enemy.

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A short time later. Zombie Kebab anyone?.. :D

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Stiring speaches do not help in medical emergencies. *Sigh!*

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He grabs another Medipac and legs it to join the others.
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Postby lrdofbricks » Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:25 am

the fort still hasnt exploded, but were getting there.
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Postby Warhead » Sun Feb 21, 2010 12:06 pm

POST APOC SURVIVORS

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mAd MaX-sAm melds Blitzens OTC to the RPG. (He would have set it on fire as per instructions but he didn't want to set it off just yet, so he didn't)

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While he had the tool kit out he decided to build something else.

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FINISHED! In an amazingly compressed amount of time the job was done and he could show it off to all his friends... who were all totally agog with wonder and were heard to sayeth. "What the fuck is THAT?"

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Just a small post apocalypse vehicle, even comes with it's own... Post Apoc gunner?.. Now that IS clever building. Needs a name though.

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Not wasting any more time mAd MaX sAm embarked, got his seat belt on, safety first. Crossed his fingers and hoped it didn't just blow up when switched on like Bonn-o-Tron. Nope, everything's working fine so far. The (for want of a better word) Tank rumbled on, just missing the Britannian.

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But the way was blocked with the walls of the Fort, what to do?!?

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Watch out you road hog! You nearly hit me now! :?

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mAd MaX sAm just smiles and waves as his Tank crashes through the debris. Look at me boys! I'm a friggin' death machine!

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Yeee-Haaaa!

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Just posing for the photo opportunity. I think after building a tank and driving through a Fort that, that is enough action for anyone. Gunner is on Response action.

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Without orders to the contrary the other lads in the team retake their positions and try not to feel forgotten and left behind.

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Blitzen, cunningly finds cover and readies her aim, the rangefinder tells her she's still too far from the target. DAMN!
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Postby Bragallot » Sun Feb 21, 2010 12:07 pm

You chose to make your guys badass when there's only 4 or 5 left? This could have wiped out the first undead army from the start! :(
I still believe the undead are just dying so easily (I think 50 did over the span of a few turns) now because Warhead wants to give us all some hope before he frags us with Cthulhu tho :twisted:

Anyhow, you see that badass officer kicking can?! He hasn't got the same face as my Sigfig for no reason!
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Postby Massam » Sun Feb 21, 2010 12:10 pm

The fort will survive.
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Postby Warhead » Sun Feb 21, 2010 12:24 pm

Cthulhu has had an effect on the Undead. He is drawing his power from the entire planet of unliving beings. Nobody noticed that there weren't any reinforcements of undead this turn. *sigh* Ah, well.

@Lrdofbriks: Blowing up the base was a lame way to end the game. Not on my watch. Stop complaining, I gave you GLORY!

The general mass of undead are just killable assets. They are no big deal until they overwhelm you with numbers and can eventually pull even the strongest team member apart. There are a few really tough Undead units though. The Britannian thing really needed the right situation to be allowed. If Lrdofbriks had asked to use it early on I would have declined. Things MUST be desperate and guess who gets to decide when that is?

I'll admit there is a bucket load of fudge making for a lot to chew on but I work to my own rules. For instance: When a unit has used it's action in it's turn I always allow Heros a response action (unless their attacker has an ability that says otherwise), better than average troops may also get a response action (4+ on a D6) and average troops never do unless they never used an action that turn. Ok, they may not be total Brikwars rules but they seem to work and I've been able to remember them consistently.

I really hope that you all aren't thinking I'm just taking pics and posing stuff on a grand scale because I have put a lot of background work into this. I was even thinking of posting all my stats afterwards. The players all have a copy of their own, except maybe some of those that have taken over a team mid game.
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Postby MasterEcabob » Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:04 pm

Most epic turn yet! And it isn't even half way over yet!

Wow, Warhead, you are truly a God of Brikwars.

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