Zombie (Zulu) Dawn Turn 8

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Postby Massam » Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:41 pm

Not exactly a car...but I love it anyway! Bravo!
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Postby Bragallot » Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:42 pm

As long as I like what I'm seeing, I don't really care what rules are behind it, just sayin'. :wink:
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Postby Warhead » Sun Feb 21, 2010 3:18 pm

Hey, no problems. Just so long as I'm not losing my credibility in the eyes of the forum members... because you all should know by now just how serious I take myself.

Can't be seen to be losing face now can I?









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Postby OneEye589 » Sun Feb 21, 2010 3:19 pm

I love this forum battle. It's pretty much the only one I check for new turns constantly. It's a good mix between fudging and good rule usage.
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Postby Warhead » Sun Feb 21, 2010 4:24 pm

@Oneeye: Thank you, thank you very much.

And so without further messing about...

I bring you, THE one! THE only!!!

MANLY FUCKIN' SANTA!!!

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Manly Fuckin' Santa calls on his own transportation. Rudolf and the Yule... uh, Skateboard?.. whoa, rad! (Does Manly Santa have shades on?.. I think it's all gone to his head and I blame you lot for it too.)

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Calling out the ancient ritual saying at times like these...

"On Rudolf!.. or I'll stick this fuckin' Chainsaw up yar arsehole!"

...our Manly Fuckin' Hero sets off.

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As he glides over the X-Wing he calls out to all a Yuletide greeting...

"Whoa! Whoa! Slow down yah stupid bastard! AAAaaaaaaaaaaaargh!"

Rudolf takes to the air, shimmering, sparkling magic trails behind his wake. All mankind who looks upon the sight is filled with joy, wonder and kindness for his fellow man when they hear...

"AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!! You reindeer bastard, I'm gonna' kill Yoooooooooooou!!!"

Sadly, no one thought to leave out a letter for Manly Fuckin' Santa. One explaining his flight plan...

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...or to specify targets that they wanted their response fire to be used on like Bonn-o-Tron.

BUDDA! BUDDA! BUDDA!

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OMG! RUDOLF IS HIT!!! Manly Fuckin' Santa takes things calmly.

"Oh, shit..!"

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As children cry across the world, Manly Fuckin Santa and his loyal companion now just so much dog food head for a brutal crash landing...

"Mayday! Mayday! We're fucked!"

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BOOM BADDA BOOOOOOOOM!!!

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KRASHHHH!!!

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KER-SPLUT!

...it is a sad day indeed... :cry:

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But wait! Manly Fuckin' Santa still lives! Sure, his Chainsaw is wrecked but just look at him, he's raring to start a fight!..

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...oh... eh, nevermind.

Relax, Manly Fuckin' Santa is just having a rest boys and girls. He lost one of his two wounds though. What? Of course Manly Fuckin' Santa's an Immortal, didn't you know that?
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Postby kiemaster » Sun Feb 21, 2010 4:29 pm

hes so fucking manly he can be in 2 forum battles at once
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Postby Ross_Varn » Sun Feb 21, 2010 4:32 pm

ARGH. Stop making me want to buy the red hat piece!

We need a stat card for the MFSanta.
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Postby Bragallot » Sun Feb 21, 2010 4:33 pm

Yeah, he's the new Zombie Lincoln-type hype. Unbelievable that he spent a turn without killing anything though, really!

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You know I lol'd when he handed the Pevensies some weaponry. That guy's known for playing brutal roles, they couldn't have chosen a better one, so that's one more on our list of actors when (I forgot who it was) manages to persuade Sam Raimi to make this into a movie.
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Postby Warhead » Sun Feb 21, 2010 4:51 pm

Well, you could say he sort of killed Rudolf?


Giving weapons to children and telling them to run along and kill the shit out of things is what Christmass is all about. Or is that just something that I do. Sometimes I get confused and forget what's normal and what's not to be spoken of in public.
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Postby Massam » Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:56 pm

Hey..I didn't know I had a gunner, so you can't blame me. Damn, that was kinda cool.
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Postby MasterEcabob » Sun Feb 21, 2010 11:19 pm

In MFS's defense, he was supposed to suicide bomb Chuthulu this turn.

Oh well, the epic sunglasses+skateboard combo makes up for it.
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As if we care. More explosives!
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Postby Tuefish » Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:05 am

Hmm... This is an interesting turn of events.
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Postby lrdofbricks » Mon Feb 22, 2010 6:21 am

yah, my hero was supposed to blow up cthula. i think warheads saving him for something.
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Postby Massam » Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:21 am

Same here...I wanted cthulu dead.
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Postby Bragallot » Mon Feb 22, 2010 10:10 am

Hey you, irregular trooper! Get MFS healed up instead of those wimpy troopers who already died or else! :twisted:
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