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Re: Tale of a Minifig

Postby Ham701 » Mon Jan 02, 2012 10:05 pm

Yoda> Eat some oatmeal.
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Re: Tale of a Minifig

Postby Arkbrik » Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:59 am

Robot Monkey wrote:>Sit down next to CO, discreetly slip rest of crack stash in her breakfast.


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Ah, here comes breakfast!

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You get a hilarious idea, and sprinkle Kaisa Varg's breakfast with crack. In your current state of mind, you feel that your stealth skills are at maximum.

Ross_Varn wrote:CO> Slap insubordinate in the face.


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You are now Kaisa Varg. Why is private Shadower pouring flour or something on your breakfast? Why, you better administer a DISCIPLINARY SLAP!

Robot Monkey wrote:MARTIN BALOUN> Notice what coworker is doing, and distract CO before she can slap him.


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You are now Martin Baloun. Looks like Officer Varg is about to slap your old buddy Rom! You'll have to distract her somehow!

MARTIN BALOUN: Hey, look! Vikings!
KAISA VARG: Huh?

Silverdream wrote:Vikings: Attack the fleet detatchment.


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And you're not even lying.

Ham701 wrote:Yoda> Eat some oatmeal.


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Meanwhile on the swamp world of DUNGOBAH, you are MASTER YADO, eating some OATMEAL.
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Re: Tale of a Minifig

Postby Killer Karetsu » Tue Jan 03, 2012 11:31 am

This is becoming fucking awesome. 8)
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NO!THERE ARE NO POLAR BEARS IN FINLAND!!!
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Re: Tale of a Minifig

Postby Killer Karetsu » Tue Jan 03, 2012 11:33 am

Midgaard serpent in space> Attack the VIKINGS.
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Re: Tale of a Minifig

Postby Silverdream » Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:16 pm

Vikings: Board the midgard serpent
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Re: Tale of a Minifig

Postby Ross_Varn » Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:17 pm

Skythians> OBLITERATE the FUCK out of that nonsensical wooden ship.
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Re: Tale of a Minifig

Postby The Shadowscythe » Tue Jan 03, 2012 7:18 pm

Ross_Varn wrote:Skythians> OBLITERATE the FUCK out of that nonsensical wooden ship.


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Re: Tale of a Minifig

Postby GeneralOfDeath » Tue Jan 03, 2012 10:31 pm

Immortal Stealth Ship: fire black hole missiles at rear Scythian ship.
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Re: Tale of a Minifig

Postby Ross_Varn » Tue Jan 03, 2012 11:53 pm

GeneralOfDeath wrote:Immortal Stealth Ship: fire black hole missiles at rear Scythian ship.


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Re: Tale of a Minifig

Postby knolli » Wed Jan 04, 2012 7:18 am

Scythian Admiral at the front: Struggle to survive until reinforcements arrive.
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Re: Tale of a Minifig

Postby enders_shadow » Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:24 pm

3rd Alliance spy: remember that you were masquerading as a spy to win the allegiance of the 3rd alliance. Then order them to come to the aid of the Scythian fleet and destroy the immortal fleet. and Everything
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Re: Tale of a Minifig

Postby Robot Monkey » Wed Jan 04, 2012 8:41 pm

RIN Cruiser: Open fire on Immortal stealth cruiser
Yado: hang self from vine
Rom Shadower: Wait for friend to leave, then *quietly* assassinate CO
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Re: Tale of a Minifig

Postby newcowboy » Wed Jan 04, 2012 10:45 pm

Yado> Force yourself onto the viking ship And make you their leader. FOR THE OATMEAL!
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Re: Tale of a Minifig

Postby Silverdream » Wed Jan 04, 2012 10:46 pm

Friend: Ask CO out on a date
CO: Blush and say yes
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Re: Tale of a Minifig

Postby enders_shadow » Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:07 am

Big Burly Officer: come over and shove friend out of the way, lead CO off to personal chambers...
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