Tale of a Minifig
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Re: Tale of a Minifig
by Ham701 » Mon Jan 02, 2012 10:05 pm
Yoda> Eat some oatmeal.
stubby wrote: my floppy penis gets first dibs on it for tradition's sake, but it doesn't seem likely that he'll want to stick around long enough to play.
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Re: Tale of a Minifig
by Arkbrik » Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:59 am
Robot Monkey wrote:>Sit down next to CO, discreetly slip rest of crack stash in her breakfast.
Ah, here comes breakfast!
You get a hilarious idea, and sprinkle Kaisa Varg's breakfast with crack. In your current state of mind, you feel that your stealth skills are at maximum.
Ross_Varn wrote:CO> Slap insubordinate in the face.
You are now Kaisa Varg. Why is private Shadower pouring flour or something on your breakfast? Why, you better administer a DISCIPLINARY SLAP!
Robot Monkey wrote:MARTIN BALOUN> Notice what coworker is doing, and distract CO before she can slap him.
You are now Martin Baloun. Looks like Officer Varg is about to slap your old buddy Rom! You'll have to distract her somehow!
MARTIN BALOUN: Hey, look! Vikings!
KAISA VARG: Huh?
Silverdream wrote:Vikings: Attack the fleet detatchment.
And you're not even lying.
Ham701 wrote:Yoda> Eat some oatmeal.
Meanwhile on the swamp world of DUNGOBAH, you are MASTER YADO, eating some OATMEAL.
Remus: Harry... I'm a werewolf.
Harry: Are you fucking serious?
Remus: Well yes, but I don't see how that applies here.
Harry: Are you fucking serious?
Remus: Well yes, but I don't see how that applies here.
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Re: Tale of a Minifig
by Killer Karetsu » Tue Jan 03, 2012 11:31 am
This is becoming fucking awesome. 
NO!THERE ARE NO POLAR BEARS IN FINLAND!!!
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Re: Tale of a Minifig
by Killer Karetsu » Tue Jan 03, 2012 11:33 am
Midgaard serpent in space> Attack the VIKINGS.
NO!THERE ARE NO POLAR BEARS IN FINLAND!!!
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Re: Tale of a Minifig
by Silverdream » Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:16 pm
Vikings: Board the midgard serpent
mgb519 wrote:Seriously, you are now the first ever forum superhero.
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Re: Tale of a Minifig
by Ross_Varn » Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:17 pm
Skythians> OBLITERATE the FUCK out of that nonsensical wooden ship.
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Re: Tale of a Minifig
by The Shadowscythe » Tue Jan 03, 2012 7:18 pm
Ross_Varn wrote:Skythians> OBLITERATE the FUCK out of that nonsensical wooden ship.
Agreed.
FUCK YOU WARHEAD.
NO, NOT LITTERALLY - UGH
NO, NOT LITTERALLY - UGH
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Re: Tale of a Minifig
by GeneralOfDeath » Tue Jan 03, 2012 10:31 pm
Immortal Stealth Ship: fire black hole missiles at rear Scythian ship.
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Re: Tale of a Minifig
by Ross_Varn » Tue Jan 03, 2012 11:53 pm
GeneralOfDeath wrote:Immortal Stealth Ship: fire black hole missiles at rear Scythian ship.
EVASIVE ACTIONS
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Re: Tale of a Minifig
by knolli » Wed Jan 04, 2012 7:18 am
Scythian Admiral at the front: Struggle to survive until reinforcements arrive.
Ross_Varn wrote:Knolli is awesome.
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Re: Tale of a Minifig
by enders_shadow » Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:24 pm
3rd Alliance spy: remember that you were masquerading as a spy to win the allegiance of the 3rd alliance. Then order them to come to the aid of the Scythian fleet and destroy the immortal fleet. and Everything
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Re: Tale of a Minifig
by Robot Monkey » Wed Jan 04, 2012 8:41 pm
RIN Cruiser: Open fire on Immortal stealth cruiser
Yado: hang self from vine
Rom Shadower: Wait for friend to leave, then *quietly* assassinate CO
Yado: hang self from vine
Rom Shadower: Wait for friend to leave, then *quietly* assassinate CO
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Re: Tale of a Minifig
by newcowboy » Wed Jan 04, 2012 10:45 pm
Yado> Force yourself onto the viking ship And make you their leader. FOR THE OATMEAL!
WOOKKIIEE SLICE!
I think they are actually giant, rocket-powered Thompson Submachine Guns!
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Re: Tale of a Minifig
by Silverdream » Wed Jan 04, 2012 10:46 pm
Friend: Ask CO out on a date
CO: Blush and say yes
CO: Blush and say yes
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Re: Tale of a Minifig
by enders_shadow » Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:07 am
Big Burly Officer: come over and shove friend out of the way, lead CO off to personal chambers...
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