How to kill bionicles

[ninkybob]

Oh don't get me wrong, I have nothing against getting everything wrong. It's just when you then turn around and yell at someone else that makes it comedy.

Wait, isn't that why were here?
Brikwars is comedy.

[Rayhawk]

That's what I'm saying! In fact, as part of my list-making campaign, I should start drawing up the Ker-Equivalent Comedy List.

1. BrikWars.
2. Boobs on a minifig.
3. Piltogg yelling at someone for inappropriate behavior.

[piltogg]

I love how my distracting blue words have delayed us from even trying to answer the question for soooo long.

[jophfy]

3. Piltogg yelling at someone for inappropriate behavior.

He has yelled at me for trying to destroy some of his stuff before a battle and once when we were setting up a battle. He gave me the nickname James The Destroyer Of Legos.

[Captain Nomouth]

As for how to take down a bionicle creation, I'm not certain as to why they would be difficult to disable/destroy. Armor rating of 4 perhaps? Exposed hinges are 2 armor ratings lower, placing it at Armor rating 2. Sure they're big, but most of the joints are fairly exposed. With some well placed explosives you could reduce it to limping speed relatively easily.

Quick, smack me with the hammer of discipline, I feel like using this knowledge to my advantage at the last possible second in a game against someone weaker than me! (aka. I feel anorak tendencies coming on)

[Matt]

I can't believe that people can drag out how to destroy bionicles for such an long period of time, of course if you were talking about how to destroy them in redicules humiating ways THEN I would understand.....

[OJClock]

you see.. when a mommy and a daddy bionicle love each other very much they produce baby matorans but while doing so their armor level is down to 1 and they have 1inch movement range

[doodstormer]

you see.. when a mommy and a daddy bionicle love each other very much they produce baby matorans but while doing so their armor level is down to 1 and they have 1inch movement range

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Oh God, I was laughing so hard...

[Olothontor]

That's disturbing on so many different levels... especially considering their insanely phallic weaponry...

[Carrnevil9]

There's also usually ony one girl to five guys. I smell the Papa Smurf problem... and I'm not certain how armor value fluctuates during procreative activities, I should just mention that making life is the exact opposite of your intended goal in Brikwars. Plus if you aren't hasty, there's a chance that you'll end up with 3 bionicles instead of 2 and one of them will get a 'mama bear' protective instinct... Stick with going for the legs, then the mask.

[40k]

That's easy, kill it with another Bionicle and then let your opponent worry about killing yours.

[Tuefish]

I think Bionicle got silly very quickly.
Also, I had long attempted to merge bionicle pieces with minifigs for mechas of unparalleled awsomeness,
then the exo force sets came out.

Exo-force =

[Rody]

not that much, I think the exoforce vehicles should have been slightly more enclosed, and armoured, and armed, and... why don't we just stick a giant 2feet cannon on top of it?

oh, and as for killing those bionicles?
Use ALL weapons available, NUKE the darn thing.

IT MAY NOT SURVIVE!!!
IT MUST DIE!!!
KILLLL!!!
DESTROY!!!
STUPID BALD GUY THAT HIT ME YOU WILLL DIE!!!
RROAAARGHH!!
got a little caried away, what happened yesterday in the mosh pit is not relevant.

[Lamorte42]

I believe bionicle was cool the first year or so when the first online game was being put out.
I think the problem is Lego(Like so many franchises before them) has done they're best to milk as much as than could out of what started off as a good idea. Kids eat this stuff up. That caused them to shift in that direction which inevitably caused it to go bland.
They ought to have ended it there, but who wants to end a popular line when theres money to be made right?

[*CRAZYHORSE*]

I believe bionicle was cool the first year or so when the first online game was being put out.
I think the problem is Lego(Like so many franchises before them) has done they're best to milk as much as than could out of what started off as a good idea. Kids eat this stuff up. That caused them to shift in that direction which inevitably caused it to go bland.
They ought to have ended it there, but who wants to end a popular line when theres money to be made right?

I agree with you here. The first bionicles rocked but it got worse every year. And now they are underwater explorers bionicles that shoot little creatures WTF? Well those are the sets we have here in Holland right now.