How to kill bionicles

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Postby ninkybob » Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:26 pm

Rayhawk wrote:Oh don't get me wrong, I have nothing against getting everything wrong. It's just when you then turn around and yell at someone else that makes it comedy.


Wait, isn't that why were here?
Brikwars is comedy.
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Postby Rayhawk » Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:10 pm

That's what I'm saying! In fact, as part of my list-making campaign, I should start drawing up the Ker-Equivalent Comedy List.
    1. BrikWars.
    2. Boobs on a minifig.
    3. Piltogg yelling at someone for inappropriate behavior.
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Postby piltogg » Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:30 pm

I love how my distracting blue words have delayed us from even trying to answer the question for soooo long.
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Postby jophfy » Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:47 pm

Rayhawk wrote:3. Piltogg yelling at someone for inappropriate behavior.


He has yelled at me for trying to destroy some of his stuff before a battle and once when we were setting up a battle. He gave me the nickname James The Destroyer Of Legos.
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Postby Captain Nomouth » Sat Feb 02, 2008 1:13 am

Carrnevil9 wrote: As for how to take down a bionicle creation, I'm not certain as to why they would be difficult to disable/destroy. Armor rating of 4 perhaps? Exposed hinges are 2 armor ratings lower, placing it at Armor rating 2. Sure they're big, but most of the joints are fairly exposed. With some well placed explosives you could reduce it to limping speed relatively easily.


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Postby Matt » Sat Feb 02, 2008 10:31 am

I can't believe that people can drag out how to destroy bionicles for such an long period of time, of course if you were talking about how to destroy them in redicules humiating ways THEN I would understand.....
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Postby OJClock » Sat Feb 02, 2008 6:10 pm

you see.. when a mommy and a daddy bionicle love each other very much they produce baby matorans but while doing so their armor level is down to 1 and they have 1inch movement range
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Postby doodstormer » Sat Feb 02, 2008 10:21 pm

OJClock wrote:you see.. when a mommy and a daddy bionicle love each other very much they produce baby matorans but while doing so their armor level is down to 1 and they have 1inch movement range

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :lol:
Oh God, I was laughing so hard...
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Postby Olothontor » Sat Feb 02, 2008 10:24 pm

That's disturbing on so many different levels... especially considering their insanely phallic weaponry...
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Postby Carrnevil9 » Sun Feb 03, 2008 3:33 am

There's also usually ony one girl to five guys. I smell the Papa Smurf problem... and I'm not certain how armor value fluctuates during procreative activities, I should just mention that making life is the exact opposite of your intended goal in Brikwars. Plus if you aren't hasty, there's a chance that you'll end up with 3 bionicles instead of 2 and one of them will get a 'mama bear' protective instinct... Stick with going for the legs, then the mask.
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Postby 40k » Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:20 pm

That's easy, kill it with another Bionicle and then let your opponent worry about killing yours.
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Postby Tuefish » Sat Mar 22, 2008 4:31 am

I think Bionicle got silly very quickly.
Also, I had long attempted to merge bionicle pieces with minifigs for mechas of unparalleled awsomeness,
then the exo force sets came out.

Exo-force = 8)
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Postby Rody » Sat Mar 22, 2008 5:03 am

not that much, I think the exoforce vehicles should have been slightly more enclosed, and armoured, and armed, and... why don't we just stick a giant 2feet cannon on top of it?

oh, and as for killing those bionicles?
Use ALL weapons available, NUKE the darn thing.

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IT MUST DIE!!!
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Postby Lamorte42 » Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:40 am

I believe bionicle was cool the first year or so when the first online game was being put out.
I think the problem is Lego(Like so many franchises before them) has done they're best to milk as much as than could out of what started off as a good idea. Kids eat this stuff up. That caused them to shift in that direction which inevitably caused it to go bland.
They ought to have ended it there, but who wants to end a popular line when theres money to be made right?
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Postby *CRAZYHORSE* » Wed Mar 26, 2008 5:09 am

Lamorte42 wrote:I believe bionicle was cool the first year or so when the first online game was being put out.
I think the problem is Lego(Like so many franchises before them) has done they're best to milk as much as than could out of what started off as a good idea. Kids eat this stuff up. That caused them to shift in that direction which inevitably caused it to go bland.
They ought to have ended it there, but who wants to end a popular line when theres money to be made right?

I agree with you here. The first bionicles rocked but it got worse every year. And now they are underwater explorers bionicles that shoot little creatures WTF? Well those are the sets we have here in Holland right now.
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