The simplest rules for table-top war gameing are:
1: decide who is heads and who is tails
2: flip a coin
3: if it lands on heads then the player who choose heads wins, if it landed on tails then the player who choose tails wins.
4: the winner gets to hit the loser over the head with a spiked hammer.
5: if the loser failed to die then go back to step 1.



