Copenhagen Climate Conference (artist's impression)

Arkbrik

The world's leaders meet in the homeland of Lego to solve the climate problems.

Outside, angry demonstrants come closer.

The police stand ready to protect the conference.

The demonstrants rush forward, shouting their idealistic slogans.

A molotov cocktail explodes among the cops, killing one.

In return a cop shoots a demonstrant.

The chainsaw is put to good use.

These four guys are too incompetent to kill each other.

At the conference, an argument breaks out between Barack Obama (president of the United States) and Fredrik Reinfeldt (prime minister of Sweden, chairman of the European Union).

Obama strips off and summons his unicorn!

The cops are losing...

Obama rides forth!

MEANWHILE IN AN ORBITING SPACEFORTRESS

"Lord Warhead, the climate conference is going out of control!"

"I was getting bored of that anyway. Nuke it!"

"Yes mylord!"

And in a gigantic explosion, the Copenhagen Climate Conference ends.
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dilanski · Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:29 pm Post subject:

WTLOL?!

Also doesn't Obama have darker skin colour?
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Tzan · Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:52 pm Post subject:

Natalya · Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:39 pm Post subject:

THE BEST
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Warhead · Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:12 pm Post subject:

AH-HAHAHA! FUCKIN' HELL! REAL TEARS, HONESTLY. I WAS LOLIN' MY ASS OFF! You just won a Forum Place me ol' mucker.
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Zahru II · Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 8:42 pm Post subject:

Pure WIN.
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Arkbrik · Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:38 pm Post subject:

Moronstudios · Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:43 pm Post subject:

Nicely done, It was a good read. Very Happy

It was nice you added in warhead.
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Elmagnifico · Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:45 pm Post subject:

You know what this needs? a follow-up forum battle between caricatures of famous political figures.

Examples:

Zombie Lincoln
Obama and his unicorn (perhaps now mutated by the nuke?)
Robot Lenin
Cyborg Nixon
Margaret Thatcher, the "Iron Lady" (perhaps a mecha?)
Pol Pot, armed with a pole and some pot
Burning Bush
Prince Charles, king of the Dimmies, his true people
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Cpt. Zipps · Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:56 pm Post subject:

Don't forget Natalya's cyborg Mcain.
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samuelzz10 · Hero Joined: 05 Oct 2009 Posts: 91

This is pure win!
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fredde · Minifig Joined: 29 Sep 2009 Posts: 219 Location: sweden

so........epic

this has to be the funniest battlereport I have ever read and all I can say is lol so funny
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Warhead · Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:19 pm Post subject:

Arkbrik · Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 8:33 am Post subject:

lrdofbricks · Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:48 pm Post subject:

I think you did a great job portraying warheads character.
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