Zombie (Zulu) Dawn Turn 9
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Cpt. Zipps - rankstabber
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by Warhead » Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:04 am
MANLY FUCKIN' SANTA
Manly Fuckin' Santa picks himself up.
(I want some sort of dark heavy metal/choir music in the background for this bit). He grabs his bulging sack and pulls out!..
STUBBY!!! The mild mannered forum janitor.
Without pause he heads over to the newly hatched Deadly Spacemen.
Stubby swings the mighty BanHammer with a crazed look in his eye.
BOOOOOOOOOM!!! *Splut!*
Manly Fuckin' Santa follows up the attack with one of his own. It wasn't as awesome as normal but I think calling up a forum janitor should be a serious drain on his abilities.
Manly Fuckin' Santa picks himself up.
(I want some sort of dark heavy metal/choir music in the background for this bit). He grabs his bulging sack and pulls out!..
STUBBY!!! The mild mannered forum janitor.
Without pause he heads over to the newly hatched Deadly Spacemen.
Stubby swings the mighty BanHammer with a crazed look in his eye.
BOOOOOOOOOM!!! *Splut!*
Manly Fuckin' Santa follows up the attack with one of his own. It wasn't as awesome as normal but I think calling up a forum janitor should be a serious drain on his abilities.
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Warhead - his facetious and usual sarcastic self
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by Warhead » Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:32 am
THE POST APOC SURVIVORS
mAd MaX sAm calls on the assistance of another Post Apoc Survivor and Riddick appears from his hiding place on the ORCA, always check for stowaways.
He leaps to the attack. The poor Peach Pirate is busy trying to hold on but swings his chainsaw in an attempt to stop the knife.
But it's not enough, the hand is severed and the Peach begins to fall but not before severing the power feed to the weapon turret destroying the controls.
He leaps across to the cockpit. While the Peach disappears over the side.
Wow, triple pike with a full tuck and twist.
The cockpit canopy proves too tough for Riddicks knives.
The Assassin Droid and the Crying Deadly Spaceman deploy themselves in the breach being very careful not to trip the boobytrap set by mAd MaX sAm.
The Droid fires first.
And an UDSM explodes off the tree he was in.
The Crying Deadly Spaceman takes his shot.
And another UDSM is blown sky-high. The Crying Deadly Spaceman has no choice but to attack the UDSM just as the UDSM MUST attack him. It's an historical vendetta thing, check the WIKI.
Cursing and muttering, mAd MaX sAm climbs from his brand new wreck.
He launches a Harpoon at the ORCA.
As soon as it snags the Dropship mAd MaX sAm starts climbing as fast as he can.
He manages to get on board before his turn ends.
Poor Blitzen remains trapped under the rubble as her team mates left her behind.
mAd MaX sAm calls on the assistance of another Post Apoc Survivor and Riddick appears from his hiding place on the ORCA, always check for stowaways.
He leaps to the attack. The poor Peach Pirate is busy trying to hold on but swings his chainsaw in an attempt to stop the knife.
But it's not enough, the hand is severed and the Peach begins to fall but not before severing the power feed to the weapon turret destroying the controls.
He leaps across to the cockpit. While the Peach disappears over the side.
Wow, triple pike with a full tuck and twist.
The cockpit canopy proves too tough for Riddicks knives.
The Assassin Droid and the Crying Deadly Spaceman deploy themselves in the breach being very careful not to trip the boobytrap set by mAd MaX sAm.
The Droid fires first.
And an UDSM explodes off the tree he was in.
The Crying Deadly Spaceman takes his shot.
And another UDSM is blown sky-high. The Crying Deadly Spaceman has no choice but to attack the UDSM just as the UDSM MUST attack him. It's an historical vendetta thing, check the WIKI.
Cursing and muttering, mAd MaX sAm climbs from his brand new wreck.
He launches a Harpoon at the ORCA.
As soon as it snags the Dropship mAd MaX sAm starts climbing as fast as he can.
He manages to get on board before his turn ends.
Poor Blitzen remains trapped under the rubble as her team mates left her behind.
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Warhead - his facetious and usual sarcastic self
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by Natalya » Mon Mar 22, 2010 3:27 pm
Tell him to start using his Rayhawk account again.
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by muffinman42 » Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:44 pm
Worthy of the ban hammer seems to be hard to achive since we are all such maniacs.
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muffinman42 - pedonuker
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by Warhead » Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:51 pm
Blood begins to bubble up from the earth pooling in one spot.
++++++++++THEY HAVE RETURNED!!!++++++++++
+++++++++++++++THE DAEMONS+++++++++++++++
Black tendrils slide from the bubbling pool and quickly solidify into sleek black tentacles seeking for victims.
The blood begins to froth and churn as the tentacles thrash in a frenzy. They grab onto the ground and heave something upwards and out of the pool...
Rising up from the blood a Daemonic portal emerges. (It was supposed to appear under the target but it scattered pretty badly).
The Old One and six Blood Daemons step from the still churning pool, shortly followed by the rest of the Daemon Pack.
The Old One instantly attacks Horowitz.
The OTC's can not be parried but the Nova Sword can always parry ANYTHING on a 4+. The two rules can not coexist together and the universe holds it's breath until reality sorts itself out...
One OTC is successfully blocked and breaks, however the effort weakens the Nova Sword and the second OTC shatters it.
The Old One presses his attack home and Horowitz is dead.
The Daemons attack the last Super Jew and although he kills one of his attackers he is swiftly slaughtered.
More Daemons boil out of the gateway. One fires at the Assassin Droid but misses.
Another kills one of Mjr Natalya's Personal Guard.
A melee attack is blocked, both protagonists locked in melee combat.
Hell'O' Kittah is savagely attacked but no damage is sustained.
The others guard the way back to the gate with response actions.
More Daemons move in to protect the core and support the Old One.
The gateway is guarded too, front...
...and back.
The Daemons have the computer core! They now need to get it through the gateway. Remember, these guys are allied to the Peaches and Undead so this is a disaster for the good guys.
++++++++++THEY HAVE RETURNED!!!++++++++++
+++++++++++++++THE DAEMONS+++++++++++++++
Black tendrils slide from the bubbling pool and quickly solidify into sleek black tentacles seeking for victims.
The blood begins to froth and churn as the tentacles thrash in a frenzy. They grab onto the ground and heave something upwards and out of the pool...
Rising up from the blood a Daemonic portal emerges. (It was supposed to appear under the target but it scattered pretty badly).
The Old One and six Blood Daemons step from the still churning pool, shortly followed by the rest of the Daemon Pack.
The Old One instantly attacks Horowitz.
The OTC's can not be parried but the Nova Sword can always parry ANYTHING on a 4+. The two rules can not coexist together and the universe holds it's breath until reality sorts itself out...
One OTC is successfully blocked and breaks, however the effort weakens the Nova Sword and the second OTC shatters it.
The Old One presses his attack home and Horowitz is dead.
The Daemons attack the last Super Jew and although he kills one of his attackers he is swiftly slaughtered.
More Daemons boil out of the gateway. One fires at the Assassin Droid but misses.
Another kills one of Mjr Natalya's Personal Guard.
A melee attack is blocked, both protagonists locked in melee combat.
Hell'O' Kittah is savagely attacked but no damage is sustained.
The others guard the way back to the gate with response actions.
More Daemons move in to protect the core and support the Old One.
The gateway is guarded too, front...
...and back.
The Daemons have the computer core! They now need to get it through the gateway. Remember, these guys are allied to the Peaches and Undead so this is a disaster for the good guys.
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Warhead - his facetious and usual sarcastic self
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by Elmagnifico » Tue Mar 23, 2010 3:28 pm
@ the Daemon's CO:
THAT'S TURTLING, GOOD SIR!!!
THAT'S TURTLING, GOOD SIR!!!
READTHEFORUMCODE!!!
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Elmagnifico - may be controversial to some douches
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by Bragallot » Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:12 pm
We all know Warhead and AlmightyBenny are still there to save the day.
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Bragallot - biggest hope: dude who does rear assault
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