Esprit de Core
Unsophisticated players might think that the Letter of the Rules is more important than the Spirit, but the Letter is a lot less likely to sneak up behind you with an axe if you abuse it.
Chapter One: Gameplay
"Thus, a prince should have no other object, nor any other thought,nor take any thing else as his art but that of war and its orders and discipline; for that is the only art which is of concern to one who commands."
- Niccolo Machiavelli
Yo dog, roll 1d6 to roll 1d6
Almighty Benny and Major Natalya settle their BrikWars differences over a high-stakes game of Nano-BrikWars, proving themselves to be deadly metagamers.
Elements shown: LEGO, Nanoblock, die

The purpose of BrikWars is to provide a safe and comfortable setting in which groups of like-minded minifigs can gather to mutilate and slaughter one another for the entertainment of their Humans. Their conflicts can be large or small, balanced or skewed, orderly or chaotic; the important thing is that they deliver the mindless violence that minifig mental health requires.



1.1: Overview of Play
The Battle of Tank Stream
Raised baseplates and brick mountains scattered around the floor make a perfectly decent battlefield.
Photo: Pete Callaway
STUDS's "Battle of Tank Stream"
Setup
"If our most highly qualified General Staff officers had been told to work out the most nonsensical high level organization for war which they could think of, they could not have produced anything more stupid than that which we have at present."
- Claus von Stauffenberg

Human players prepare for a game by building armies, landscaping, scenic fortifications, and whatever else they think might add to their battlefield enjoyment. The only limits are the imagination and construction abilities of the players. It's best if the forces are built from plastic bricks, so that soldiers and structures can be modified to show damage, changes in posture, or equipment loadout, but it's by no means necessary - an army of action figures and stuffed animals can march over a landscape of book-stack mountains and shoebox buildings using the same rules.

Players have the option of imposing a military budget of Construction Points if they suffer from the notion that armies should be equal or that battles should be "fair." They might decide on a structured scenario, setting strict guidelines for the combat genre and spending hours crafting formations of vehicles and infantry, or they might just grab mismatched units at random out of a bin and start fighting immediately. It’s left to the players to decide how serious they want to pretend to be.

When the battlefield and armies are assembled, players can pick their starting locations according to the requirements of the scenario or by any combination of mutual agreement and dice-rolling. If one player designed the battlefield, it’s customary to allow the other players to have first pick of starting locations, to prevent unfair advantage.


Taking Turns
"First I kick you in the nuts as hard as I can, then you kick me in the nuts as hard as you can, and we keep going back and forth until somebody falls."
- Eric Cartman

Once the battlefield and armies are in place, combat can begin. Each player takes a turn, maneuvering forces and conducting attacks for all of the units under their control, and then passes play to the next player. When all surviving players have taken their turns, the cycle begins again with the first player.

While it's easiest to pick a turn order and stick with it, players can mix the sequence up as they see fit. Some players like to roll dice to randomize the order of each cycle of turns. When multiple players are allied, or their forces are too far apart to interact, it can save time to run them all simultaneously until they're ready to try to kill each other like civilized figures. If forces start too far apart at the beginning of a battle, it can help to give them all double or triple turns to get into fighting range more quickly; on the other hand, it can help even more not to start the forces too far apart in the first place.

Turns will sometimes come up when a player or his troops aren't ready to take them. His troops may be waiting for the right moment to spring an ambush, or to coordinate movement with allies. The player may be taking an unusually long time in the bathroom, or one of his girlfriends just kicked him in the groin and he can't come to the table for a few minutes. In cases like these, the player may choose (or other impatient players may choose on his behalf) to Delay his turn for a more opportune time. His turn is skipped, and the other players continue as normal. Once he's ready to proceed again, he can un-Delay and take his turn after whomever is the current player, and this becomes his new position in the turn order.

The sweet taste of enemy vital fluids
Victory
"It's never 'just a game' when you're winning."
- George Carlin

It's not especially important for any one player or team to "win" a battle. Dying horribly in some ridiculous fashion is always funnier than surviving horribly in some ridiculous fashion, and BrikWars is set up to favor the optimum result of a complete massacre of all participants, bystanders, and scenery. You should expect your BrikWars battles to end with final victory going to a force of nature or deadly catastrophe as often as to any of the players. 'Fire,' 'explosive decompression,' and 'I told you to put your toys away twenty minutes ago' have winning records that no Human strategist can hope to match.

The classic ending for a BrikWars battle is for the entire battlefield to be destroyed in a cataclysmic fireball. This is considered a victory for all sides except those whose depressing objective was to prevent destruction (e.g., "protect the doughnut supply ").

Objectives
Battle of the Doughnut
Given the opportunity, there is nothing in the world that minifigs won't use as an excuse for killing each other. Minifigs are notoriously poor at sharing.
Zulu Dawn, turn nine
Regardless of the "official" mission objectives, reducing a pristine battlefield to complete chaos counts as a clear moral victory.
Photo: Warhead
From "Zombie (Zulu) Dawn"

The simplest types of battles have no military objectives. Minifigs with weapons don't need any excuse to run around whacking other minifigs with them, and there's no reason not to just send them out on the field and let them go crazy. When the dust and body parts settle, it's irrelevant which side won or lost; success is measured by whether events on the battlefield were more or less crazy than those of the battle before.

In (marginally) more serious battles, minifigs fight for a higher cause - stealing the enemy's secret taco recipe, assassinating a meddling peace delegation, or heaping the largest pile of skulls for the glory of the Stud God. Objectives work best when they're aggressive and focused - specific targets to destroy, murder, or steal make for exciting battles, whether each side is fighting for targets controlled by the other, or if they're all racing to reach the same neutral targets first. Passive goals like defense or escape, if they're tolerated at all, should only be considered if they're made secondary to more target-oriented Objectives.

"Survival" is never a worthwhile goal. Any minifigs saddled with such a lame Objective should ignore their player's orders and kill themselves immediately in protest.



1.2: Numbers
Units in BrikWars are defined by their physical construction and placement. Players don't need to refer to charts and graphs to see if a minifig policeman has a chainsaw spear in his hand, or if it's long enough to eviscerate a nearby jaywalker, or if the fair and balanced news channel has cameras in position to catch the patriotic video of justice being served. The plastic figures speak for themselves.

Some attributes aren't obvious from the physical models, however. In-game abilities like a civilian's running speed, a policeman's spear-handling skill, or a chainsaw's effectiveness versus intestines are represented by a small handful of abstract numbers. BrikWars relies heavily on mayhem and chaos in the big picture, but the moment-to-moment details are made up of orderly numerical comparisons.


White Nun and the Purification Sisters of Saint Attila
The blessed RulerBokken exacts disciplined measurement in the hands of White Nun and the Purification Sisters of Saint Attila.
Wiki: White Nun
Taking Measurements
In BrikWars, distances are measured in inches. If you don't like inches, you can use any alternate system of measurement that seems reasonable - an inch is about three centimeters, the length of three construction brick studs, or the height of three construction bricks. It's not important whether or not the conversion is exact, as long as everyone's using the same system.

a mini tape measure
Keychain mini-measuring tapes are great for winding around narrow spaces.

As with most aspects of BrikWars, flexibility is key: bendable measuring tape is going to be a lot more useful than a rigid ruler, since you'll often want to measure around corners or in tight spaces. If you haven't got a measuring tape handy, a simple ribbon or piece of string marked off in inches will work as well.


d-sixes, d-tens, and a d-zero
An assortment of d6es, d10s, and one glass d0. You will almost certainly never need a d0 in BrikWars.

The result of this unusually lucky roll is 0 + 6 + 6 + 6 + 6 + 6 + 6 + 10 + 10 + 10 + 10 + 10, or 86, ignoring the possibility of Bonus Dice. It's unclear whether or not a roll of 0 on a d0 counts as a Critical Success.
Elements shown: dice
Rolling Dice
"Jacta alea est.”
- Julius Caesar

BrikWars uses dice to add an element of randomness into the game. If a minifig fires a rifle at an opponent, sometimes he'll hit and sometimes he'll miss; if the enemy minifig is struck by the bullet, he might survive the damage, or he might not. Die rolls determine the outcome of actions whose success isn't guaranteed.
1d6
1d6
1d10
1d10

For the Core Rules, dice come in two flavors: the d6 and the d10, named according to how many faces are on each die. The six-sided d6es ("dee-sixes") are regular cube-shaped dice, much like you might find from raiding any lesser board game, except that when you call them d6es it sounds 1d100 times as geeky. The ten-sided d10s ("dee-tens") are a little more unusual; you'll have to do some shopping at your local gaming store or website to stock up. The d6es are used for almost all normal action in BrikWars, while d10s are reserved for certain types of high-powered combat.

If you don't have any ten-sided dice, you can replace any d10 roll with 2d6-2 - that is, roll two six-sided dice and subtract two from the result. Is this statistically equivalent? Not really. Does anyone care? Refer to The Law of Fudge, below.

Die rolls are described according to the number of each type of dice involved, plus or minus a modifier (if any). 4d6 means a roll of four six-sided dice, all added together. 1d10+2 means you roll one ten-sided die and add two to the result. 17d6+23d10+0937 means rolling seventeen six-sided dice and twenty-three ten-sided dice together, and adding nine hundred thirty-seven to the result, which you will hopefully never have to do.

Some people like to refer to dice with a "die" rather than a "dee" prefix. But how, then, do you refer to multiples? With the utilitarian "die-sixes," or the more erudite "dice-six?" The solution is this: whenever someone refers to a die-anything, kick them in whichever shin is most convenient. This will forestall further arguments about proper nomenclature and pluralization.

No matter how negative a modifier may be, the lowest possible result for any die roll is zero. A roll of 1d6-100 will almost always have a simple result of zero, for instance, unless a player's luck with Critical Rolls defies belief.

Critical Rolls
Rolling dice in BrikWars is never a sure thing. No matter how easy or how difficult the task, there’s always at least a tiny chance of failure or success, thanks to a couple of special cases when rolling dice.

Critical Failure Critical Failure
If the die in any roll comes up ‘1,’ then the roll is a Critical Failure, regardless of other modifiers. Whatever task a player or unit was attempting fails completely, no matter how easy it might have been.

If there are multiple dice in a roll, it's only a Critical Failure if all of the dice come up '1.'

Bonus Dice Critical Success
Luckily, rolls can also turn out unexpectedly well. When rolling any number of dice, for each die that comes up on its highest-numbered face (a six on a d6, a ten on a d10), the player may add +1d6 to that roll as a Bonus Die. The same holds true for the additional dice rolled – any sixes rolled on the Bonus Dice continue earning additional Bonus Dice. A player may elect not to roll a Bonus Die that he’s earned, for whatever reason.




1.3: Supplies Checklist
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'”
- George Carlin

Besides the obvious items like armies, a battlefield, and opponents, players should make sure to have the following.


The map is the territory
Very quick games can be thrown together by scribbling out maps onto sheets of paper. Here, Olothontor and Kidko find themselves in a zombie-infested museum.
Photo: Kidko
from "Zombie Survival"
The brick equivalent of mystery meat
Check your studs! LEGO-brand bricks have "LEGO" printed on each stud. Mega Bloks have their logo printed on the surfaces between studs. Best-Lock and other equivalent bricks try to fool you by not using identifying markings at all.
Things You'll Need
  • Fun
    First and most importantly: fun. It seems obvious, but this item is so often strangely forgotten by all types of gamers that it bears repeating: don't play a game if you don't mean to have fun.

    And remember that it's not all about you! BrikWars caters to a much wider range of play styles than most wargames, and other players may have entirely different ideas than you do about what counts as fun. If you're having a fantastic time but everyone else is frustrated or bored stiff, then the game is a failure and it's probably your fault. Make sure you know what kind of game everyone else showed up to play, and pay attention to what types of fun they're trying to get out of it.
  • Measuring Devices
    BrikWars is won or lost by its ranges and measurements, and you'll want enough measuring tools to go around. Flexible measuring tape is best, but in a pinch you can put together brick-built measuring sticks instead, measuring distances at three studs per inch.
  • Dice
    You'll need a good supply of dice - the more, the better. The Core Rules are written entirely for two types of dice: regular cube-shaped six-sided dice (d6es) for regular units, and the more unusual ten-sided dice (d10s) for siege- and hero-level units.

    In the advanced rules (Book Two: MOC Combat), rules are given for using a greater variety of exotic dice, but even these have equivalent d6 conversions if necessary.
  • Cameras
    An ancient curse among minifigs warns: "Pics or it didn't happen!" By nature, BrikWars games are full of amazing constructions, crazy action scenes, and hilarious mishaps, but without photographic evidence even the most glorious triumphs will never achieve Kanon status outside their local group of Humans.
  • Doughnuts and Beer
    Pizza, chips, and Mountain Dew are the traditional food of tabletop gamers, but the proper BrikWars mindset is further from Gary Gygax and closer to Homer Simpson. Cheeseburgers are an acceptable compromise.
Which Bricks Should I Use?
Clone wars
Like the Peach minifig Franz von Asstan and the orcish King Blokheart, LEGO and Mega Bloks must always oppose one another.
Photo: Pancakeonions
from "The Winds of Rebellion Sweep Over Blokadia? LET'S FIGHT!!"
Most people associate construction bricks with The LEGO Company, but there are many other fly-by-night toymakers riding on LEGO's coattails. The knockoff products from these "clone brands" can cost much less than genuine LEGO bricks. This is no coincidence: Regular toymakers use less expensive toy molds to make toy-quality bricks, while LEGO uses super-precise (and super-expensive) engineering to create building elements with accuracy measured in microns.

The difference is impossible to miss once you start trying to build anything. Two clone bricks can often fit together without trouble (depending on the brand), and you can often find a third that fits onto the first two. But the inconsistencies compound with each brick added, and soon it's a struggle to force additional bricks together at all. With LEGO, by contrast, thousands of parts snap together as a matter of course.

Here, LEGO is the victim of its own excellence - people are so used to bricks that "just work," they assume that any similar-looking brick will function just as well. Ignorant grandparents think the clone bricks give more value for the dollar. Unlucky grandkids, frustrated by trying to get the knockoffs to function at all, grow up never wanting to play with construction toys again, and become murderers and drug dealers, or worse, politicians.

By counterfeiting and betraying the good will built up by LEGO over the course of generations, the clone brand parasites sabotage the very market they leech off of. To give them a single dollar of support is an act of perversion beyond justification, and anyone who knowingly buys a clone set is doomed to burn in Hell in a richly-deserved fiery torment lasting for all eternity.

That being said, clone brands offer specific advantages to the pragmatic BrikWarrior. Because they aren't limited by LEGO's anti-war ethics, or by the need for each element to earn back the hundreds of thousands of dollars it costs to make a single LEGO mold, their elements and sets can be much more specialized and violent. Historically, the clone brands' most successful playthemes have looked like they could have come straight out of a traditional miniatures wargame.

For minifig and weapon elements, this is fantastic, since they don't depend as heavily on quality or consistent buildability. For contruction elements, the results are less usable, but even the crappy clone bricks can have a role to play. By sandwiching them between layers of genuine LEGO, they can often be used to build stable structures while still keeping a lower overall cost.
a beautiful vista
Jaw-Jaws and Dimmies are great for demonstrating the use of blood and fire elements.
Elements shown: LEGO
A Fire Lord
Fire Rings have no purpose in BrikWars except to intimidate newbies. If asked why you brought a bag of Fire Rings, say "Just in case we need them for some of the really advanced rules."
Elements shown: LEGO, Mega Bloks



Things You Probably Won't Need But Might Want Anyway
If you're not making up bizarre and crazy ad hoc rules on the fly, you're not really playing BrikWars. As such, you might want to bring extra gear just on the off chance that you think of funny things to do with it.

  • Pencil and Paper
    In case you want to pass love notes to the cute player on the other team. Or to all of the other players at once, if you're into that kind of thing.
  • Spare Parts
    It's often nice to be able to whip up a costume change for your hero, craters and random debris from explosions, a stand to hold a minifig in a precarious position between turns, or any number of other objects that might appear as the result of unexpected events.
  • Stat Cards
    Even if you think you've got all your units' stats memorized, it's good to keep their stat cards handy, if for no other reason than to reassure your opponents that you're not making up numbers off the top of your head.
  • Blood and Fire
    While not completely necessary, it really adds to the ambience if you have a healthy supply of little red plates and flame elements to scatter around whenever it seems like the battlefield could use more blood or more fire. And seriously, when could a battlefield not use more blood and more fire?
  • Funny Dice
    a Stumble DieNothing says gaming like funny dice. A Stumble die, for instance, is easily made by taking a marker and dashing off a quick arrow on each face of a regular d6. Now with every roll you get both a direction and a number of inches, good for ad hoc rulings on wind direction, shrapnel trajectories, and drunken staggering.
  • PipsPips
    If you've ever played a collectible card game, you've got piles of these: colored beads or beans or chits or little pewter brains. Even if you haven't got some counting pips set aside already, it's easy to improvise some with a pile of plastic bricks. Pips let you make up conditions like "everyone remove one blue pip at the end of your turn - when they run out, the nuke goes off."
  • Fire Rings
    Complicated and arcane-looking gear with no real purpose is great for intimidating newbies. More experienced players may just laugh at you whether the things actually have a purpose or not, so be careful.



1.4: The Spirit of the Game
The MultiPantheon
Spirits of the GameMinifigs hold faith in any number of greater and lesser powers that inspire their fear, worship, and adulation.

Some abandon rationality in obeisance to BrikThulhu, the nine-tentacled RagnorOktopus of Chaos. Others are seduced by the corruption of the Nega-Bloktrix and her promises of cheap Cloan-brik assembly. These blasphemers are opposed by purist orders of Legiti Knights and fraternal legions of BrikMasons who devote themselves to acts of brutal oppression and self-righteous douchebaggery in the name of an unseen Great Builder.

On the fringes, Rainbowistic cultists pursue the ecstatic anti-sentience of the baseball-capped Dimmy swarms, while ascetics at the opposite extreme abandon all hygiene in a quest to harness the forces of deconstruction and rebirth that sustain the poop-worshipping Dungans. Some put their faith in the impossible figure of the Dodekube, ascribing all events to the random dice rolls of disinterested Human gods. There are even rumors of isolated minifig hermits who hold a laughable belief in an omnipotent personal Player who oversees their every move.

No matter how ridiculous, all minifig belief systems are true. The Farce ensures that no faith goes unrewarded.

(BrikWiki entry: Theology and Philosophy)

By longstanding tradition, the customary drink of BrikWars is a black Irish stout. When Spirits are called for, whiskey is the accepted alternative.

The Nuclear Option
Wargamers tend to react badly to BrikWars' opposition to its own rules, especially when it gives their opponents free rein to do something game-wrecking. "What," they ask, "prevents them from using a What I Say Goes Roll to declare all of my soldiers destroyed by Koincidentally precise meteor strikes?"

The answer is: nothing at all.

What I Say Goes Rolls are good for mediating disputes and introducing new material outside the scope of the rulebook, but they also give every player at the table a nuclear option. Regardless of whether you're following the letter of the rules, if the other players don't feel that you're playing in good faith, they will pull the What I Say Goes trigger.

Secondly, and more importantly, some gamers are assholes, and when gamer assholes become wargamer assholes their assitude is beyond measure. Under normal circumstances, they'll try to munchkin and weasel and rules-lawyer everyone else out of having any fun at all. The power of What I Say Goes (and later, the open-ended Heroic Feat) tempts them into exposing their assery in a single game-breaking meteor strike, rather than dragging it out over several games.

The game will be ruined, but in the process you will have identified someone whom you should never, ever play games or interact with in any way again. And that knowledge is more valuable than any single battle.

Whether in BrikWars, real life, or any other game, it's better to not play at all than to get stuck wasting time on an asshole.
Proper Observance of Rules
"The secret we should never let the gamemasters know is that they don't need any rules."
- Gary Gygax
The answer to all problems is yours for the axing
The right answer is the wrong answer if it takes more than thirty seconds to look it up. When checking a rule isn't worth the effort, it's better to axe a stupid question than to get the stupid answer.

Rules are for the small-minded and weak. Let a little kid loose among your collection of bricks sometime, and watch the way he plays. In his hands, those minifigs will have all kinds of crazy battles and adventures. There'll be all the drama, death, and explosions you could ever want, and the whole time that kid won't have to crack open a rulebook even once. How is it that he's so much smarter than we are? The answer is that most of us have had a lot more years of schooling than he has. Wait until he's eighteen, he'll have become just as slack-jawed and dull-eyed as the rest of us.

BrikWars has a lot of rules. If the mandatory education system has had the chance to get its hooks in you, then you'll respect the authority of those rules, because they're all written down in a book and some of them are capitalized.

If things went so badly that you ended up going to college as well, then you'll not only shackle yourself to those rules in a masochistic fever, but also start twisting them to your own ends, weaseling out loopholes and exploits to cleverly frustrate the other players and ingeniously prevent fun for the entire group.

If you find yourself engaging in that kind of rules-lawyering and munchkinism, then you have just failed at BrikWars. Stamp a big F on your report card, schedule a get-together between your face and the Hammer of Discipline, and see if you can't spend a little time afterwards with a couple of eight-year-olds to remember all the things you've forgotten about having fun.

"The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be."
- Lao Tzu

The reason BrikWars has so many rules is that it's a lot more fun to flout a large rules system than a small one. Hopefully you can use these rules as a springboard for the imagination rather than as manacles with which to enslave yourself. However, not everyone is ready to live without the safety net that such a system provides, especially while in competition with others. So, before going any further, here are the three most important rules in the book.


THE RULE OF FUDGE

Fudge everything your opponents
will let you get away with.
"Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something."
- Thomas Edison

Very happy packers
The power of fudge overrides all laws.

Elements shown: LEGO, fudge

BrikWars provides pages and pages of rules to calculate events down to the tiniest detail. If a player tries to follow all of them to the letter, their turns will take hours, everyone will lose interest, and no one will want to play a second time. This is for the best. Those people should give up on construction bricks and donate them to someone with an imagination.

Just because you can assign die rolls to every sneeze and determine landing trajectories for every blown-off body part, doesn't mean you should. The most probable results are very often the least ridiculous, and why bust out the calculators just to spend more time having less fun? Except where your opponents insist otherwise, you should resolve the bulk of your actions with rough estimates, arbitrary decisions, and an abundance of vague hand-waving. Given the opportunity, always Fudge in favor of mayhem.

Don't waste time on stuff nobody cares about. Following the rules and winning are the two lowest priorities on your list. Getting some laughs during the battle and having a good story to tell afterwards are your primary goals.

Remember that while you're fudging everything your opponents aren't objecting to, they're trusting you to set the limits on their fudging in return. They won't know what level of rule-minding you're most comfortable with if you don't tell them.


WHAT I SAY GOES

Players are smarter than rulebooks. Especially the ones with the highest dice rolls.
"Any commander who fails to exceed his authority is not of much use to his subordinates."
- Arleigh Burke
The all-powerful die
Large dice are better than small ones in a What I Say Goes Roll, if you have enough to go around. More sides means less chance of ties between players.


There will be many times when players will have a difference of opinion, when the best course of action isn't clear, or when no one remembers the details of a rule but they don't care enough to waste time looking it up. “Can a zombie bite convert dogs into zombie dogs?” “Can that archer really fire at the petting zoo from inside a juniper bush?” “Is that hot dog stand within bazooka range?”

If players can’t come to a quick consensus, then it’s time for a What I Say Goes Roll. Every interested player (and, in some cases, any sufficiently opinionated bystander) states his position. All participating players roll dice, re-rolling ties if necessary. The player with the highest roll wins, and What He Says Goes.

If one player takes a position that’s an obvious and deliberate attempt to cheat, his opponents are obligated to beat the crap out of him. The player should then revise his position, although you might let him get away with keeping it if the beating was good enough.

The first What I Say Goes Roll in many games is to decide the order of play. The winner decides who goes first and in what order the players will take their turns.


EVERYONE'S THE BOSS
OF THEIR OWN TOYS


Don't break other people's toys
without their blessing.
"You guys don't get it, do you? Once we go into Sid's house, we won't be coming out!"
- Woody


BrikWars works best when the game effects are reflected in the physical objects. When a soldier gets decapitated, the minifig's head is removed and knocked aside. When a tank gets blown apart, the model is smashed to pieces and scattered across the battlefield. When land mines explode underfoot, holes are chainsawed into the dining room table surface to show where the craters are. When the doomsday nuke goes off, players set the house on fire.

Sadly, not everyone is happy to see their prized constructions, furniture, or home equity destroyed for the sake of BrikWars realism. They may doubt their ability to put their favorite models back together again after the battle, or they might worry about losing valuable elements when all the pieces get mixed up. They may be thinking ahead and wondering how they'll explain to the insurance adjuster exactly how their house burned down.

No matter how lame the excuse, Everyone's the Boss of Their Own Toys. If they don't want you breaking their stuff, don't break it. There are other ways to track damage to enemy units and structures and players besides busting pieces off of them, even if it's not as much fun.

Even more important than the physical models, players can be very protective of their personal Kanon. If a player comes to the table with the characters and storyline that sustained him and his brother through a desperate childhood thirty years earlier, don't What I Say Goes them into a black hole for the sake of making the half-assed army you invented over your lunch break seem two percent cooler. Regardless of what happens on the battlefield, players are the bosses of their own storylines. If they don't feel that you're treating their Kanon with respect, your contributions will be vetoed.


The Farce
The Farce

The Farce is a mass satire created by all laughing things. Its jokes surround and penetrate the bricks, and its punchlines bind them together. With a Lite side, a Snark side, and a regrettably stupid Dim side, Farce-attuned minifigs attest that "anything can be funny... from a certain point of view."

The Farce unsubtly alters reality and events to fall in favor of more chaos, more mayhem, and more hilarity from victors and victims alike. The Farce ensures that characters and factions exist only as their own worst straw-man plastic caricatures, and Farce-influenced events are rarely accompanied by any more logical justification than "wouldn't it be funny if," often going to absurd lengths to avoid one. Instead, the Farce acts through the power of gratuitous and inescapable Koincidence.

Koincidences occur according to how entertaining they are, rather than respecting any normal rules of probability. No matter how unlikely or impossible, new elements of hilarity become all but inevitable if they Koincidentally spark a fresh paroxysm of minifig-on-minifig violence, disrupt a well-laid and rational plan, or amplify the worst possible consequences of a harmless error.

BrikWiki entry: The Farce

BrikWars takes place in a rigged BrikVerse, whose fundamental laws are set up to make sure the most improbable thing that could possibly happen usually does. The ends justify the means, and if the Humans need a medieval castle and breathable atmosphere to mysteriously appear in an asteroid field in order to play out their dream battle of dragons versus starfighters, then that's exactly what happens. The forces of Koincidence put the castle where it needs to go, and its arrival requires no explanation, any more than the non-Euclidean space pony invasion force does when it arrives two turns later.

The Farce accomplishes this, as often as possible, by putting the power of Koincidence into the hands of those least interested in using it responsibly. Specifically, the Humans. And more specifically, whichever Humans are most opposed to the well-being of the minifigs affected.
Peace

PacifassToys of all stripes are notorious for their revolving loyalties and petty betrayals. Groups of toys may be friendly one moment, fratricidal the next, and staunchly allied against their Human overlords a moment later.

While their alliegances change with each new turn of the coat, self-respecting minifigs must always have at least one enemy, and preferably several, in order to maintain healthy psychological function. Otherwise, they risk becoming disoriented and falling victim to "peace" - a feared but thankfully rare disease. Unless the situation is corrected quickly, afflicted minifigs can descend into a peace spiral, with symptoms progressing from boredom to depression, panic, and inevitable suicide, usually within minutes.

BrikWiki entry: Peace

Enemies

"Oceania was at war with Eurasia; therefore Oceania had always been at war with Eurasia."
- George Orwell

Koincidence is a wonderful tool, but it must never be allowed to fall into benevolent hands. When it comes time for Koincidence to affect events in battle, the power must be granted by a Human player to one of his Enemies, preferably to use against him. Which players are Enemies at any given moment is determined by the following criteria:

  • Not Enemies: You
    Players can never be their own Enemies, no matter what their terrible die-rolling skills seem to indicate.
  • Not Enemies: Your Allies
    Players cannot be Enemies with their current allies, no matter how viciously they may have battled in the past. Happily, alliances are easily canceled by a well-timed Inevitable Betrayal.
  • Not Enemies: Non-Players
    Without an agenda to pursue, inanimate objects and neutral bystanders have no way to ironically benefit from a player's errors, making them worthless as Enemies. Neutralized opponents and absent players are included in the Non-Players category.
  • Enemies: Any Players Trying to Kill You
    First and foremost, a player is Enemies with any player with whom he's engaged in direct combat. In situations where this isn't clear, two players are considered to be engaged in direct combat if either of them has attempted at least one attack on the other since the beginning of their previous turn.
  • Otherwise: Enemies: Any Players That Tried to Kill You, or Your Allies, Ever
    If a player is not currently directly engaged in combat, then his Enemies are any players who have engaged in combat with him or his current allies at any point in the battle.
  • If all else fails: Enemies: Everybody
    If neither the player nor his current allies have engaged in combat at all, then every other player is an Enemy by default.
Note that Enemies are not reciprocal - it's possible for a player to have clear Enemies who are too busy to consider him an Enemy in return, if they're focused on more pressing combat elsewhere.